Stupid Question gets a Stupid Awnser

[firefighterjosh]

Thought I might try this... I seen it on another site.

Rules: You awnser the stupid question above and ask a stupid question.

I will go first






What is the best pipe for a KFX 450?:devil:

[mole97]

450R! how much wood would a wood chuck ,chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?:)

[firefighterjosh]

None

Why is Chuck Norris Such a Badass?

[Grant Casey]

coz he is chuck norris

honda or yamaha

[Raptor68]

yamaha


Would it be better to go with the red or blue powerband for my CR250R? I heard the blue one really packs a punch, however the red powerband comes in packs of 4...

[1fst400]

Hands doun on the blue one.



What tension should I be running on my piston return spring? ( honda 450r)

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by 1fst400
Hands doun on the blue one.



What tension should I be running on my piston return spring? ( honda 450r)
about 3% tension on the exhaust port side.



faster plastics,yellow or white?

[7 speed]

Yellow!

How many hours can I get out of my muffler bearing?

[rooster_20]

100yrs


Bruce Lee or Mr.T?

[JRP]

50000000000

dodge or ford?

[JRP]

Originally posted by rooster_20
100yrs


Bruce Lee or Mr.T?


Mr. T

[quad9]

ford. only if it is a diesel

were is the oil injector on my trx250r????

[Robin Hood]

Originally posted by quad9
ford. only if it is a diesel

were is the oil injector on my trx250r????

Just below where you fill up your blinker fluid.

What's the best turbo kit for a TRX90?

[scottwvu]

Originally posted by Robin Hood
Just below where you fill up your blinker fluid.

What's the best turbo kit for a TRX90?

The one with the dancing girl on the package


400 ex vs Mustang= what are my chances (actual question)

[Raptor68]

In a vacuum with 64.3% relative humidty, the 400EX will spank the Mustang.

What is the reed valve gap on a 2005 Z400? I've looked EVERYWHERE and can't find this info.

[ghost450]

25.36663 in from the rear sprocket lube interceptor.

what's the clearance between the tubular needle bearings, and the conjoined crankshaft housing thermometer??

[skull2002]

3.141 nanometers if i sandblast my plastic, will my new whosyourdaddy graphics stick better?

[robbins]

400 vs mustang,

maybe in the 1/16 mile














how fast is that 4 wheeler

I here this one about every time i pull up to a gas station.

[redracing88]

well if i fart in the tank i can do 100mph wheelies in first gear.






how do i change my transmision piston?

[Raptor68]

First disconnect the negative battery cable.

Unbolt the Canooter valve assembly from the transmission's driveshaft.

Grease with 90 weight gear oil.

Insert transmission piston. **VERY IMPORTANT** Make sure this is done BEFORE sunset. TRUST me on this part.

Reconnect negative battery cable.

Now you can do 7th gear wheelies all day long.




Why are right hand threads on a bolt called right hand threads?? The bolt has no hands...

[700bRad]

The way ya turn it.

Cotton sheets or silk sheets?

[300ex mxracer]

silk of course!

how do i drain the radiator fluid on my 300ex?

[sic250x]

you gotta pull the motor out and drop it on the ground really hard and make sure you crack that big metal peice on the side, you dont really need it anyways


Do the chickens have large talons?

[KiethShwiggy300]

how do i adjust my valves on a cr250

[DieselBoy]

you remove the clutch side engine cover, then stick your feeler guage up your ***.

what kind of spark plugs do i need for a 7.3L Powerstroke diesel?

[Stevie-D]

Bosch Platinum 2's outa be good for ya:blah:






fat chicks or black chicks:huh










:chinese: lmfao

[arego]

fat black chicks






antifreeze looks so tasty, can I drink it?

[EX lvr]

Originally posted by arego
fat black chicks






antifreeze looks so tasty, can I drink it?

no but you can snort it.

nissan or toyota?:p

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by EX lvr
no but you can snort it.

nissan or toyota?:p
Ford!


mars or sun

[extremeblastr]

the sun of course everybody needs a tan

can i jump unadilla's skyshot on my klx110

[troutman561]

Only if you are running diesel fuel in it at the time pre-mixed at 1.235983983/99% ratio with some crack..

if i run my 400ex on just the hubs, wont that be like having 4 inch tires therefore giving me loads of bottom end?.. and speaking of bottom end does renthal make a 2 tooth front sproket?

Originally posted by troutman561
Only if you are running diesel fuel in it at the time pre-mixed at 1.235983983/99% ratio with some crack..

if i run my 400ex on just the hubs, wont that be like having 4 inch tires therefore giving me loads of bottom end?.. and speaking of bottom end does renthal make a 2 tooth front sproket?

no, but sidewinder makes a 3 tooth sproket!

fender or gibson?:eek2:

Gibson guitars ..definitely !!



who will win the polaris duel .?

[redracing88]

what are you talking about?!? :huh

is it good to take a poop and eat at the same time?:macho

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Originally posted by redracing88
what are you talking about?!? :huh

is it good to take a poop and eat at the same time?:macho

Sure.. as long as ur not eating poop!

My male reproductive organ is hard.. what do i do?

[sic250x]

yea, that way you dont gain weight


is it possible to shove food up your butt and crap out your mouth?

[redracing88]

how bout you try and tell us the outcome:huh




i cant seem to get my buddies cr500 dirtbike to go into reverse any ideas?

[xsr_racing28c]

Flip the rear sprocket around and let the clutch out at 3/4 throttle..



What do a fat chick and a roll of sod have in common??

[DieselBoy]

Originally posted by xsr_racing28c
Flip the rear sprocket around and let the clutch out at 3/4 throttle..



What do a fat chick and a roll of sod have in common??

They both got rolls, and they both roll!?

I can't get my dads Lincoln Continental into 4x4 hi or lo, what do i do?

[LTZ400rider]

if its an auto try pop starting it, the gear will bang it in 4x4 high, if manual check ur anti freeze level and go to autozone and pick up a flux capacitor to prevent problems later down the road.

whats the best map setting for my 1970 duster

[1fst400]

Im not shure, try MAP quest. they always have good maps of stuf.




Who makes the easy bolt on kick start conversion for the 400ex?

[firefighterjosh]

yourmom.com


If I put a 250r jug on my 400 will I have a 3 stroke?

[1fst400]

no you will have a liquid coold 250ex.




how do I install my new 1:12 ofset rims. they seem to rub on my a-arms.. Do I need an adapter or somthing?

[m_townsgreatest]

tie a canooter around ur madula oblingata

How much time will it take me to put a continuome transfunctioner on my moms chevy avalanche?

[LTZ400rider]

if u get over night parts from japan probaly 8 hours if you get a couple six packs. or u can hire retards do to it for you. cheap labor but u will probaly need more time.

does my z400 run better with race fuel

[DieselBoy]

You will need a FlyModule II, and compressed air.

When I put my friends car in Drive it goes forward, and when I put it in reverse it goes backwards. I don't understand what's wrong, what will fix this?

[LTZ400rider]

tell him not to look in the mirror when driving

when my camera takes pictures it comes out black, i put the protective cap on so i know its not scratched. should i try simple green

[Joe250x]

You will need a FlyModule II, and compressed air.

When I put my friends car in Drive it goes forward, and when I put it in reverse it goes backwards. I don't understand what's wrong, what will fix this?

put it in neutral, push the gas all the way down then select your gear duh

how do i put a chevy 454 big block in a trx 90??

[monson]

i give up... how?


whats the fastest point from A to B?

[troutman561]

C


Can i un-bore a 450r to a 90cc engine so my sons friends cousins uncles grandson can run in the mini class?

[firefighterjosh]

Yes Autozone stocks the kits



How do I get the Swing arm pivot bolt out of my 400???

[monson]

put it in reverse then dump the clutch. if it doesnt have reverse then un-bore it to a 90cc.

do two rights make a wrong?

[Joe250x]

How do I get the Swing arm pivot bolt out of my 400???
You have to cut it off. i use a torch


whats the hightst compression ratio that i can use on a 400ex with any fuel??

Originally posted by Joe250x
You have to cut it off. i use a torch


whats the hightst compression ratio that i can use on a 400ex with any fuel??

23:1 diesel gas only



where do they sell 4x4 kits for my 250x?

[250R-Dee]

Originally posted by Kickstarts_Suck
23:1 diesel gas only



where do they sell 4x4 kits for my 250x?

Ebay!

Will the new fuel injected 450R have VTEC?

[Stevie-D]

yes, and it will run on 110 octane RICE.:devil:




heres a rough one...



work or play?

[rbgnwa45]

Go to work and play :devil:

Then go home and play some more :confused: :devil:




How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood :huh

[LTZ400rider]

dejavu?

where can i get some of this diesel GAS :confused: for my 23:1 compression piston

[ghost450]

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
dejavu?

where can i get some of this diesel GAS :confused: for my 23:1 compression piston

NASA

I locked myself out of my house yesterday so I drove my truck through the kitchen, then I noticed the back door was open. Oh well now I have a garage I can cook in!

oops almost forgot, waffles or eyeballs, whats better for breakfast?

[jcv400ex]

eyeballs, no sloppy syrup.....


It burns when I pee, should I tell someone?

dont tell anyone


what day is the KFX 450 coming out?

a day that ends in "day"



what is the website address for ebay.com?

[LTZ400rider]

1600 pennsylvania ave

my teacher gave me her number should i call her?

[troutman561]

Aslong as she wants you to earn that "under the desk" extra credit.. just hope she isnt a guy...


My girl friend just had a black baby and we both are white and we have only been together for 1 week and have not had sex yet but she insists the baby is mine, do you all think it ismine? Im unsure now, she puts up a convincing argument...

[pelphrey]

I would make an apperance on the Maury Povich show so he can test your DNA. There is a good chance its your though...sorry...


Can you give me directions to where I am at right now?

[arego]

yup sounds like your a new dad?

who is faster Mr. T in the A team van or Knightrider?

[Hornbreaker]

Mr.T fool! Knightrider will talk you to death and you will never get there.

Has any one got a Red Rusty Rubber Baby Buggy Bumber? I need one fast.

Originally posted by arego






antifreeze looks so tasty, can I drink it?

I did on acident one time and got sick and puked.:eek2: it got suck in my coke.

were do babys come from?:confused: :blah:

[DieselBoy]

Originally posted by slow
were do babys come from?:confused: :blah:

they are manufactured in florida at Humans LTD. Call 1-877-265-7267 for more information, or to place an order.

if i put a sparks pipe on my QUAD will i see alot of sparks?

[LTZ400rider]

only if its scrapin pavement because bikes dont have engines, only pedals


im planning a funeral should i get pound cake or carrot cake

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
only if its scrapin pavement because bikes dont have engines, only pedals


im planning a funeral should i get pound cake or carrot cake

you should get a special cake for the died guy. I heard dead people regergitat so bring a rag.

Were can i buy a big fat free cheese burger?

[redracing88]

ima half to say laneco.


the one were it was how do you get the pivot bolt out of my 400ex i did torch it and cut it. i had to cut about 7 inches of the frame out first. then i gut the bolt then i torched the engine to heat it up and it the other end with a punch and sludge hammer.



where the antifreeze filler uper.

Originally posted by redracing88
ima half to say laneco.


the one were it was how do you get the pivot bolt out of my 400ex i did torch it and cut it. i had to cut about 7 inches of the frame out first. then i gut the bolt then i torched the engine to heat it up and it the other end with a punch and sludge hammer.



where the antifreeze filler uper.

The anifreeze goes in that little nob by the handle bars. DONT twist the nob off you need to dump it down the little rubber tube. Its best to just use watter.
Dont for get when you put oil in to add at least 3 cups of sand in with it. It helps the oil flow.

[300ex mxracer]

what do i have to do to make my quad run on 50% biodesiel 50% e-85?? i heard it cleans the engine.

it is set to run like that from the factory...unless you have a letter or number in your vin, then you can only run regular gas mixed with even more regular fuel...


how high can i jump my father-in-laws trx 300 2 wd on the moon if i had modified it for dual tcs shocks in the rear and elka 's up front...i will be taking the racks off by the way

Originally posted by speedyquad
it is set to run like that from the factory...unless you have a letter or number in your vin, then you can only run regular gas mixed with even more regular fuel...


how high can i jump my father-in-laws trx 300 2 wd on the moon if i had modified it for dual tcs shocks in the rear and elka 's up front...i will be taking the racks off by the way

it depends if you have the wheelie sensor on or off



why are brake calipers such a pain in the ***!? i have to buy new ones

[DieselBoy]

This whole thread is absoloutely hilarious, Damn good thread!
Cant get enough laughs :p

[extremeblastr]

well you see the problem with your brake pads is you haven't practiced with your finger enough


if i put a craftsman fan on the top of my car face it backwards and turn it on how fast can i go

[rooster_20]

10 times the speed of light.......


What kind of quad would Chuck Norris have?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by rbgnwa45




How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood :huh


hahahaha, lol.....maybe 1in.





whats better....skin or kin???

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by rooster_20
10 times the speed of light.......


What kind of quad would Chuck Norris have?


he wouldn't


what is the best thing to do if i had only one day to live???

[troutman561]

Watch T.V



Ok so my girlfriend is hanging out with her new neighbor at 2am insted of coming over to my place, then she finally calls back after 50 calls and says she is at a bar with him and his friend and they are really cool, so i say see you 2morrow... well 2morrow the same thing happens and she said the guy was helping her move at 3am and now she is over at her ex's and she wont pick up her phone, what should i do? is she cheating on me?

(this was an actualy thread it was more than this but to much to type, some may remember it)

[250R-Dee]

She's not cheating! She's just making sure her friends and her ex get lucky every night:eek2: :D so you need to go find a "friend" who will "comfort" you during your times of need:devil:


Which is better: '08 Ferrari Bicycle or '73 Ford Pinto Quad?

[redracing88]

ima half to say the pinto quad.


true question im not making it up i already did it.

i have a 1.5 horse briggs engine on my minibike i took off the muffler put a foot and a half 1/2 inch pipe out the back drilled a hole in a big coffee can and spun it on the end, how much h.p will i gain? :macho

probaly only 5 hp gain. unless you supercharg it then your looking at 1604856394598.5/4 +




should i get the stock KFX450 pipe for my yfz? everyone said it makes it 100x faster!

[2004400exa]

how many mexicans can i fit in my truck

[Raptor350yamaha]

Originally posted by 2004400exa
how many mexicans can i fit in my truck
50 piled on top of each other

is the wheelie sensor next to the canooter valve and what does it do?

Originally posted by Raptor350yamaha
50 piled on top of each other

is the wheelie sensor next to the canooter valve and what does it do?

its inside the exhaust next to the muffler bearings use your left handed billy head screwdriver to get it out (the wheelie sensor keeps you from going to far back)





how can i do a backflip on flat ground?

[troutman561]

Dynamite under the front tires....

hmm dont know what to ask lol to much to think about right now...

[nickmelll]

3



i ran out of gas can i use listerine in my chain saw

[Grant Casey]

posible


how can i become a good quad rider if i dont have a quad.

[EX lvr]

Originally posted by nickmelll
3



i ran out of gas can i use listerine in my chain saw

yes but mix it 35-1 with some shaving cream.


how come you cant refreeze ice cream after it melts?

[monson]

play atv offroad fury

how do i make an A on my Econ exam friday?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by monson
play atv offroad fury

how do i make an A on my Econ exam friday?


don't bother taking it




is the 1 in hole in my airfilter gonna make it work better??

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Grant Casey
posible


how can i become a good quad rider if i dont have a quad.


practice on women




ummmm, im in need of a good nights sleep, what do i do

drink pepsi



why is it snowing outside, its only october (im from michigan)??

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Honda86
drink pepsi



why is it snowing outside, its only october (im from michigan)??


cuz God spilled his salt shaker.



do u think there could be a funnier thread than this???

[Ghost-Rider]

I duno lemme ask the 3 wise umpa lumpas

Snowed like crazy 2day !!!



Alright so i wanna put a -567998312 big block in my quad so how many marshmellows should i have under the seat for them hard landings?

[Stevie-D]

12 3/4..eat the rest of the bag. this will give your arse some additional cushion .




what is the quadratic square root of PIE, divided by the sum of cherry cheesecake and rocky road icecream???




:huh

[troutman561]

the quadratic square of pie is figured out by measuring the valence electrons of barium times the number of aluminum atoms present in a stick of deorderant divided by the 2 icecreams squared plus 3 X 3.58923823298457359 X 10^58 +1


it stings when i pee, and I have these red pimple like things all around my unit, whats wrong with me, do i have the chicken pocs?(sp?)

[Ghost-Rider]

no its just hormones but people might find you actin weird so make sure to share your towel with everyone after you shower



I caught a squirrel and tried to milk it ..... it wasnt the milker....where are the utters of a squirrel located?

[krt400ex]

under its chin.




whats the best way to improve my social life...:confused:

[exrider008]

talk:p


why dose my *** itch so mutch?:confused:

[yellow400ex05]

you forgot to scratch your head first!

how do i pour gas into my quad?

[kawi_kfx13]

well first of all...u pee in a pepsi bottle...then u take and put in in ur spark plug whole...after that u **** in ur tank


i love thsi trhead



My Momie says im specail....and the big kids at school tell me im a tool...who to beleive?

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by kawi_kfx13
well first of all...u pee in a pepsi bottle...then u take and put in in ur spark plug whole...after that u **** in ur tank


i love thsi trhead



My Momie says im specail....and the big kids at school tell me im a tool...who to beleive?

Kids at school


would you rather marry Jenna Jameson or Jessica simpson....

:devil:

[exrider008]

Jenna Jameson!!!


someone told me if i fill my quad with with water i will gain 100hp. is this true?

[CDCHONDAS]

absolutely not, it takes a precise ration of 50% sugar and 50% spice to run right

your mom won't stop flirting with me should i give in or what do i, i am cornfused

[2004400exa]

give in and tell her to smile like a donut.....:macho

[bozz]

my spark plug flew out while riding the other day and now it wont start why? just keeps turning over and over :ermm:

[Stevie-D]

too much compression!!!







whats this dude >:D < so happy about???

[400exrider99]

he just got a new truck.

if a butcher is 5-11 what does he weigh?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by 400exrider99
he just got a new truck.

if a butcher is 5-11 what does he weigh?



220



who is the biggest ***hole on the planet??

[monson]

id have to say osama bin laden or T.O.

whats the fastest way to uranus?

[700bRad]

Biggest ******* on the planet. Hmm, im gonna have to go with Osama Ben Runnin.

Boobies or butts?

[700bRad]

LOL fastest way to myanus? There is no way.

boobies or butts?

[krt400ex]

boobies



young girls or old ones???:eek:

[700bRad]

I like them young and legal....

Bigbores
Rappy 700 vs. KFX 700

rappy 700


how much longer is thread going to last?

[LTZ400rider]

2300 hours military time


who would win in a fight bush or saddam hand to hand combat

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
2300 hours military time


who would win in a fight bush or saddam hand to hand combat

saddam

Do you want to make out?

[twj74]

Depends are you buying dinner.


Most money spent on a date?

[700bRad]

about $75 to $100.

Beer pong or flippy cup?

[CDCHONDAS]

definatley flip cup


Cheap beer question
PBR or Natty :ermm:

[troutman561]

Piss


Crack or cocaine?

[700bRad]

Marijuana

Blondes or Brunettes?

Brunettes

Shaved or hairy :p

shaved

over truck bed atv carrier OR trailer ?

roof of car


best reeds for my yfz450?

[nickmelll]

dell






im outa grape jelly can i use ky on my toast

[troutman561]

Only if you plan to eat it thru your *****


My girlfriend wont let me put my hands down her pants and when she is ever close to me it feels like a flash light is poking me and she just tells me its her keys.... am i doing something wrong, maybe she thinks IM hiding something from her?

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by troutman561
Only if you plan to eat it thru your *****


My girlfriend wont let me put my hands down her pants and when she is ever close to me it feels like a flash light is poking me and she just tells me its her keys.... am i doing something wrong, maybe she thinks IM hiding something from her?

Go with the flow and hit it from behind...


Can I put a 350 small block in my banshee?

[redracing88]

well first ull have to get that hole biodeisle thing going on there in that engine then get some turbos cut your fram in half weld it together do this like 3-4 times just for the heck of it then take relocted your front tires with your back so you have dullies on the back cause with a chevy small block im sure your front will never touch the ground. eat some beans the rig a tube up to your but so when the front end starts dropping you have some boost when you fart to bring it back up to speed.










will mxjunkie ever learn?

doubtful...:blah:



2007 brute force 750i 4x4 ...OR... brute force 650i 4x4 ?

[BlasterEaten250]

750, ofcourse after you spraypaint it hot pink and put a yellow powerband in it


if i let out all the air in my tires, how much weight will i save?

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by BlasterEaten250
750, ofcourse after you spraypaint it hot pink and put a yellow powerband in it


if i let out all the air in my tires, how much weight will i save?
About 70 pounds per square yard.


If i jumped off the building will i fly?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
About 70 pounds per square yard.


If i jumped off the building will i fly?


ya, right to hell....




why doesn't money make me happy???
why do i love to give it away???
And why does my overall life suck???

[700bRad]

Cuz its a Ford.

Trail riding vs. dune riding?

[kawi_kfx13]

trail


how did Wendy's get pregnet?

burger king 4 got to wrap there wopper.





What reeds should i put in my in my raptor?
Would the white power band help me go faster down a hill

[redracing88]

probbly hinson clutch components on the reeds and the white powerband only make it go faster in reverse.




fast food or some good ole down home cooking:confused:

[krt400ex]

home cookin'



dogs or cats???

nvm, i made up my mind on that one....






ummmm...... whos ur daddy now??? :blah:

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by krt400ex
home cookin'



dogs or cats???

nvm, i made up my mind on that one....






ummmm...... whos ur daddy now??? :blah:
Me, Only because i caught the dog on the leash so i could jump over the fence faster.



Whos the man!

[ZeroLogic]

My daddy.

Do you do it Joshie style ( hitting it from behind) or daredevil style?

[700bRad]

Doggie

What sucks worse? Shooting pool with a rope or having to trim the grass to make the field playable.

trimming the grass isnt to bad if you have a sharp enough razor...oh wait no, is that what you meant ? ? lol


Jessica Simpson ...OR.... Kate Beckinsale ??

[krt400ex]

jessica simpson....



coke or pepsi

[700bRad]

Pepsi

Holeshots vs. Razr's

[FasstMidnightZ]

I thought this was a "Stupid question gets a stupid answer" thread :confused: Not a "This or That" thread..Oh well Guess I'm wrong. :D

Heres a "stupid question gets a stupid answer" question. :rolleyes:

Whats better, Twin Air air filter or a UNI Air filter?..Get it now? ;)

[Stevie-D]

the "what's better" part left out of these questions is inferred. by acutually typing "what's better", the answer will not change. still the same question. :blah:


oh ya..UNI!!!






why the F*CK is it so cold out!?!?!?!

[jonboy]

Because of global warming.


how many layers of wool are on a sheep?

[slowguy17]

sheep have wool?



if i drink pee will it make me sick? even if its my own?

[troutman561]

No its actually good for you and an awsome pre-race drink, it helps your heart get healthy and cleans the kidneys squeaky clean, plus if u run outta fuel piss in your gas tank and it will be like having 220 octane fuel in there..


What are the advantages of filling my quad tires up with water insted of air?

it gets all the power to the ground...

what day is the 650ex triple coming out??? :p

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Honda86
it gets all the power to the ground...

what day is the 650ex triple coming out??? :p


tomorrow


who is the best rider... the guy or the girl??? :devil:

[redracing88]

diasy duke












can you really have it your way at bk?

[exrider008]

no









why dose the girl at BK always get mad a me cuz i ask for extra sauce?

[krt400ex]

hahahaha....LMFAO





how do u drain the oil out of ur gas tank??

[300ex mxracer]

first you take the left rear tire off. then you drain the antifreeze out of the radiator and ut it into the gas tank. drill 3 holes exactly 1 1/16" apart and drain the tank. fill the tank up with gasoline and then weld the holes shut.

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Originally posted by krt400ex
hahahaha....LMFAO





how do u drain the oil out of ur gas tank??

Put sawdust or kitty litter in ur gas.. i heard it absorbs oil..

Why is it im always the last post on the page? :(

[bluebaron]

because you like chicken nugget pizza


Where would you rather have a massage?

A pumkin patch in a drained out pool or a photo gallerie in the largest taco bell in corner of your dreams?

A pumpkin patch in a drained out pool

I'm about to paint my house blue but I don't know what color to paint my house any help?

[krt400ex]

green





why can't i seem to ask any good questions???

because all questions are stupid...

if i saw vanessa minillo naked, would i want to get naked myself?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by speedyquad
because all questions are stupid...

if i saw vanessa minillo naked, would i want to get naked myself?


no, u'd prolly go vomit




i dunno i thought that there were some funny questins on here :confused:


so what am i??? cuz i still cna't seem to figure it out :blah:

[LTZ400rider]

ur a black electician

if i cut my hands off will i have to work another day in my life

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
ur a black electician

if i cut my hands off will i have to work another day in my life


ya, but i dunno about bein black....lol

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by krt400ex
ya, but i dunno about bein black....lol

You were suppose to and a question.

If I told you I put out would you come over more?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by TGW_400ex
You were suppose to and a question.

If I told you I put out would you come over more?


ya i know, but i couldn't think of one....


i wouldn't come over in the first place



why would u ask that question???

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by krt400ex
ya i know, but i couldn't think of one....


i wouldn't come over in the first place



why would u ask that question???

I'm lonely alright!

Have you ever wrestled a migit?

[krt400ex]

well, i'm not lonely enough...sry...lol


no

have u??

[LTZ400rider]

bump for some good laughs

[troutman561]

Im lonely enough.... and I have...


If i put listerine strips in my eyes, will it make them clean to prevent infections from contacts and also will they act as temporary contacts?

[redracing88]

i heard they work wonders like that and the hole will they act as contacts ima have to say prolly but you want to make it cool just get the like colored ones so you can see different colors, i also heard rubbing alchol and parts cleaner is a good for of oxidation for your eyes.





i have a tire hanging on my wall am i cool?

[ocotilloboy]

What colar is it?

what car should I get ferrari or saturn.

[DieselBoy]

definately the saturn. HANDS DOWN...its faster off the line and top end is great


how much is a big bore kit for a briggs & stratton 18hp Twin?
(couldnt think of anything)

[troutman561]

Tell her you were passing kidney stones and homework was the last thing you wanted to do..


Why cant we think of any more questions?

[procircuit406ex]

noone likes this thread




can i put mudflaps on my 400?:huh

[firefighterjosh]

Yes, Service Honda Part Number E145-000423




Why does my banshee sounds like a Pop Corn Machine?

because it came from the local movie theater?



if i take the wheel off of my bikes, will it be faster?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by speedyquad
because it came from the local movie theater?



if i take the wheel off of my bikes, will it be faster?


ya u will gain approximately 15.1259324 MPH. if u remove the axle it will float too.



if i buy a 450, will it make me a better rider??

[procircuit406ex]

no money dosent buy skill




am i supposed to have metal things sticking out of my tv?

[rooster_20]

yea thats your flux compasitor that makes you be able to go back in time


what time is it?

time for me to get a new 4x4 atv..



UFC or WWE

[procircuit406ex]

UFC



it it possible to have distortion guitar strings?:huh a kid in my class says he has them...i laughed till i cried and got put in the hall:(

ha ha ha hell no, that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
i have been playing electric guitar for 10 years, that is a definite no.


Camo brute force OR Black Brute Force ?

[LTZ400rider]

orange, becuase camo u will lose it in the woods when u fall off, and black u will never find it when it gets stolen and they take it to the city.


for deer hunting should i put a 308 bullet in my muzzle loader

[Rdhanded2]

No, use a knife.


Why does it burn when I pee?

[krt400ex]

cuz u got soap in ur pecker


why do i have trouble with girls....
(P.S. i'm homeschooled)....

Originally posted by krt400ex
cuz u got soap in ur pecker


why do i have trouble with girls....
(P.S. i'm homeschooled)....

cuz you smell like poo.

Whys my head hurt when i talk?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by slow
cuz you smell like poo.

Whys my head hurt when i talk?


cuz u think too hard about what u wanna say.


if i smell like poo, then what do smell like? :blah:

[rbgnwa45]

If you smell like poo than you must be wearing Josh's Drawrs :devil:


Where is the any key?
:huh

Originally posted by krt400ex
cuz u think too hard about what u wanna say.


if i smell like poo, then what do smell like? :blah:

What do what what?

Originally posted by rbgnwa45
If you smell like poo than you must be wearing Josh's Drawrs :devil:


Where is the any key?
:huh


It says Esc on it. It meens magic bye bye key.

[firefighterjosh]

Originally posted by rbgnwa45
If you smell like poo than you must be wearing Josh's Drawrs :devil:


Where is the any key?
:huh

I have no idea



Will running 155 Octane Jet fuel in my stock 250ex gain me SPEED!!!???

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by firefighterjosh
I have no idea



Will running 155 Octane Jet fuel in my stock 250ex gain me SPEED!!!???

Yes.. But for full potential you must install vforce reeds to get the max jet fuel into the motor allowing you to go 150 miles per hour



If I put my banshee motor into a mini bike will it be faster then my banshee

[outacontrol31]

probably not, cause a banshee is 350cc and a fiddy is well 50cc so take the 2 add them together and then devide by 2 and u only have a 200cc fiddy. so ur gonna deffininatly be slower







ok 2 girls like me but one has 2 half A cups, the other one has one perfect D and the other one is a small B cup, what do i go with?

[WhiteZrider]

How do i reverse the miles on my Z?

you need to buy a mile reverse modifcation set from your dealer.


the sexy neighbor lady likes to pet my wife's kitty...should i tape this?

[procircuit406ex]

Originally posted by speedyquad
you need to buy a mile reverse modifcation set from your dealer.


the sexy neighbor lady likes to pet my wife's kitty...should i tape this?

YES PLEASE:D

should i be in keyboarding class now?

[rbgnwa45]

That depends if when I'm answering this question of yours it is at the same time that you supposedly should be in keyboarding class.


Why can't I put down the PS2 controller?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by outacontrol31
probably not, cause a banshee is 350cc and a fiddy is well 50cc so take the 2 add them together and then devide by 2 and u only have a 200cc fiddy. so ur gonna deffininatly be slower







ok 2 girls like me but one has 2 half A cups, the other one has one perfect D and the other one is a small B cup, what do i go with?


go with the small b cup.


who is the greatest person that ever took a chit?

[outacontrol31]

well raab himself did it running at full speed on an old cky video, that ranks pretty high with me. haha





how many horspower does each sticker i put on my quad add?

[YFZRB]

Originally posted by outacontrol31
well raab himself did it running at full speed on an old cky video, that ranks pretty high with me. haha





how many horspower does each sticker i put on my quad add?

1 Horse each sticker unless it's a Sunrise sticker. They give 3 horsepower. If you haven't seen a Sunrise sticker look on Dan's van.



If your on a deserted island and have a candle, a lantern and a torch but only one match. What do you light first?

[rooster_20]

Never tried it (that was wierd)


Whats the diff between F-sharp and G-flat?

[thrasher_ex]

That depends on who your asking...

Why are ricers so damn cool?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by outacontrol31
well raab himself did it running at full speed on an old cky video, that ranks pretty high with me. haha





how many horspower does each sticker i put on my quad add?


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[flattrack440ex]

Originally posted by thrasher_ex
That depends on who your asking...

Why are ricers so damn cool?:rolleyes:

because when the motors blow up you have an endless supply of food

where can i get a new hydrodefibulation modual and a roto-gerter valve?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Kickstarts_Suck
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dude, thats f'in nasty. why the hell would u put that on here?? :eek2: :huh

[outacontrol31]

to demonstrate what i was talking about,


i have a grizzly 660, do u think i can backflip it? cause i really want to.

[WhiteZrider]

Yes you can


Is any freestyler ever gonna do a front flip?

[brendn35]

anyone know where to find a wheelie adjustment screw?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by brendn35
anyone know where to find a wheelie adjustment screw?


yes, u van bye them on polaris' website...the stock one is on the bottom left side of the carb...be careful...if u turn it too much the balance will be thrown off and itwill be a pain in the arse to wheelie.


why do i love lesbians, but not gay men??? :devil:

[procircuit406ex]

Im not sure,but i love lesbians too!:devil:



I have a friend who says he has a shee with a blueprinted block,bored out,the "cool" stuff to hear him say it.He says it has Yoshi pipes...do they even make 2 stroke pipes?
:huh

[Kansas400ex]

yep they sure do when your on the magic dragon.

Is it true every time u wack off u loose some sperm count?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by Kansas400ex
yep they sure do when your on the magic dragon.

Is it true every time u wack off u loose some sperm count?


no, it goes up....


does anybody here like saggy boobs???

[procircuit406ex]

NO:ermm:




Why wont my gf talk to me? I kow shes at work but its SUBWAY.They hardly ever have business when i call shes like subway and then im like hey,she hangs up?

[prepracing]

DUMB or DUMBER :confused:

[krt400ex]

@sshole^^^^


why am i scared of myself:D :blah:

[procircuit406ex]

Because you got caught wacking it.:D




Is it healthy to have lil red bumps "down there"?
:ermm: :chinese:

yea, if you pop them apple juice comes out.



Heres one thats going around school latley.
If youve been in jail for 26 years and some hot girl of your choice was in your cell for a day would you do her? Heres the kicker, she's unconsciousness.

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by nofearrider1
yea, if you pop them apple juice comes out.



Heres one thats going around school latley.
If youve been in jail for 26 years and some hot girl of your choice was in your cell for a day would you do her? Heres the kicker, she's unconsciousness.



ummmm, :confused: maybe?



should i ask a hot celeb to bang me for my 18th b-day???(jessica alba)

[procircuit406ex]

Originally posted by krt400ex
ummmm, :confused: maybe?



should i ask a hot celeb to bang me for my 18th b-day???(jessica alba)

yes,then tell her to come my way:devil:



when i pop them can i drink the apple juice?

[krt400ex]

ya, but then u will get them on ur tonque


why do i have a fetish for sexy celebs???
is that normal??

[flattrack440ex]

yes b/c they r sexy

what should be my mixture for my premix in my quad?

[krt400ex]

60% antifreeze & 40% methanol



why does it seem that most guys r after the same thing?? :devil:

[procircuit406ex]

because theres not enough gay guys:uhoh:




I need money for parts for xmas but cant get a job,where would you guys look? (serious question)

[Rusty063]

take a left off a main road and head to the bank






why can't i ever get my 400ex in 6th gear?

[honda4life72]

how much oil goes in the tires?(450r) also how much gas do i need to go 102.222-2

should i run mixed gas or strat nitro? ( 450r)

[honda4life72]

Originally posted by YFZRB
1 Horse each sticker unless it's a Sunrise sticker. They give 3 horsepower. If you haven't seen a Sunrise sticker look on Dan's van.



If your on a deserted island and have a candle, a lantern and a torch but only one match. What do you light first?
the match

[Rusty063]

so i hear that if you pee in your gas you'll get an extra octane out of it and about 7 hp. Is this true?

[YFZRB]

I need money for parts for xmas but cant get a job,where would you guys look? (serious question)

I'm hiring PM me


How long is the commute for this guy from Tennesse to NJ?
And is it worth the trip for minimum wage?

[LTZ400rider]

if you provide a home and 3 meals a day

seriously are you hiring? how far r u from philly?

[outacontrol31]

why is this guy taking this work thing so seriously, everybody knows work is for people who have jobs, and he dousn't have one, so work is not for him:D

[krt400ex]

ok, back to the questions.....


can someone post a pic of a super sexy woman?

yes, here it is...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/EBLOU-DSCN0529.JPG


is that sexy enough for you? :D

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by speedyquad
yes, here it is...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/EBLOU-DSCN0529.JPG


is that sexy enough for you? :D



LMGDFAO!!!! i was expecting someing like that...



u could do a little better...can't u?

sure...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/KXFGA-DSCN0525.JPG

why can't i think of a stupid question to ask?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by speedyquad
sure...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/KXFGA-DSCN0525.JPG

why can't i think of a stupid question to ask?


well, they say that men who have bigger c**ks r more creative:devil:, so i guess that means....nvm



is there a big difference between boobs and titties?

titties are little and pointy, boobs are big and round

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/SKIXU-DSCN0551.JPG



if santa claus is not real, who feeds the elves?

[krt400ex]

titties:devil:


why isn't santa real?

[shano]

Bacause the ice caps are melting and he's dead...


Why does my quad make funny sounds sometimes?

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by shano
Bacause the ice caps are melting and he's dead...


Why does my quad make funny sounds sometimes?

because they had a accident! What is red a blue and green all over?

[Rusty063]

your penis when you catch the HIV







why do girls always tell me they wish i rode them like i ride my 4 wheeler?

[coolguy8769]

you suck at ridin atv's so they wanna see why u suck at ridin them, idk haha




why is slow's myspace so gay!!:huh

[LTZ400rider]

becuz he tries real hard to make himself look cool.

why is there a woodpecker tapping my siding?

[krt400ex]

ummm, he wants to get his packer inside ur house



what is better, riding cowboys or cowgirls?

[YFZRB]

Originally posted by krt400ex
ummm, he wants to get his packer inside ur house



what is better, riding cowboys or cowgirls?

Cowgirls duh! :macho

Why is LTZ400riders Pm box so full that I cant PM him back?:grr:

[YFZRB]

Originally posted by speedyquad
yes, here it is...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/921056/EBLOU-DSCN0529.JPG


is that sexy enough for you? :D

Yes it's sexy enough for me!

and

Why do you guys have a picture of my wife?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by YFZRB


Why do you guys have a picture of my wife?



LMAO