Stupid Question gets a Stupid Awnser

[mxdad]

Originally posted by YFZRB
Why do you guys have a picture of my wife?
She forced us!!! By the way you owe me a new camera!!!



Can I borrow some money???

[rockman]

sure!!


Can i borrow your wife?

[Rusty063]

Originally posted by rockman
sure!!


Can i borrow your wife?

no, but you can borrow my sister, she is the number 2 prostitute in all of almati.




i cant get the electric start on my friends banshee to work, any suggestions?

Originally posted by firefighterjosh
Thought I might try this... I seen it on another site.

Rules: You awnser the stupid question above and ask a stupid question.

I will go first






What is the best pipe for a KFX 450?:devil:

I've got a question, what's an "awnser"????

kinda like an answer, bit not quite...


what sticker will give my 450 the most hp gains, and will it work on my 400ex too?

[DieselBoy]

Originally posted by speedyquad
kinda like an answer, bit not quite...


what sticker will give my 450 the most hp gains, and will it work on my 400ex too?

It actually depends what kind of sticker. What they're made of, how heavy they are, how much wind resistance, and the color has to do with it.

I'm kind of short with cash right now and my quad motor is blown, so I got to thinking. If I swapped my engine with a horizontal shaft 24HP TWIN II fourstroke Briggs & stratton i had laying around driven with a centrifigul clutch, would it be about the same as my 400ex motor?

[300ex mxracer]

yes it would. but if you take the pistons and switch them you gain like 25hp. just use a angle grinder to make the 400 piston fit.

[TJFATE450]

am i goin to hell for bringin up an old thread:confused:

[Robin Hood]

Originally posted by TJFATE450
am i goin to hell for bringin up an old thread:confused:

Yes.

Will I go to hell for continuing it?

[TJFATE450]

no you just get community service with my grandma:eek2:

can hilary clinton ride, i mean ride a quad?

[cantthinkofname]

yes but she can't ride anything over a 6783 cc or she will crash

if i put a banshee engine in my truck will my truck be a yamaha?

[braybray08]

No dude everyones knows it would be a GMamaha.

If i run alcohol in my quad, would white lightning and coors light do the trick?

[chris46250r]

No, white lighning would burn it up and Coors would make it run like piss.



If you smack a dumb@$$ does it make him smarter or dumber?

[beaker1214]

Well if u are smarter then the kid u slap it actually makes him dumber but if u are a dumb@** too then it makes him smarter bc of the whole double negative thing equals positive... <br>

If I put a K&n filter sticker on my chevy will it make it get better gas milage?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Originally posted by beaker1214
If I put a K&n filter sticker on my chevy will it make it get better gas milage?

......Of course, add some crane cams stickers and you will easily add 100HP.
:p

Does a bear **** in the woods?
:confused:

[chris46250r]

Not if he is in a zoo.



Why are Yellow Freight trucks orange?

[jesseweaver]

the guy who made them was color blind.


how many CCs will my 400ex get bored out to if i add a new stage 6 cam?

[kawiefan]

exactly 967434.5646897395



why do i have 3 legs

[ohsobad_chevy]

the one in the middle has to be more than 3 inches before you can call it a leg. :D


What kind of piston is best for my YFZ?

[jesseweaver]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
the one in the middle has to be more than 3 inches before you can call it a leg. :D


What kind of piston is best for my YFZ?

id go with the 4:16 low compression fox racing piston with the dual nos injectors, but its up to you.


my friend just offered me his race ready LTR thats in perfect condition for 200$, but im not a big fan of suzuki, so should i get it?

[ohsobad_chevy]

No, I would wait until the 2012's come out, next year, and spend $12,000 on it.

What is that little black speck on top of chicken poop? :confused:

[kawiefan]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
the one in the middle has to be more than 3 inches before you can call it a leg. :D


What kind of piston is best for my YFZ?

definitely not je or wiseco. id go with a ford powerstroke piston. it will prolly be a wee bit large so lube it up with sand and bust out the 50lb sledge.

i cant seem to get my lt230 to start. wtf is wrong

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by kawiefan
definitely not je or wiseco. id go with a ford powerstroke piston. it will prolly be a wee bit large so lube it up with sand and bust out the 50lb sledge.

i cant seem to get my lt230 to start. wtf is wrong

Slap a Yamaha sticker over the Suckzuki.:blah:

I never have any money but I work 6 days a week, why?

[kawiefan]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
Slap a Yamaha sticker over the Suckzuki.:blah:

I never have any money but I work 6 days a week, why?
you spend too much on fat chick porn

it hurts when i pee

[ZeroLogic]

Your vagial area has an infection.:eek:

How much trouble will I get in for saying that?

your getting banneded.

i need more power, can i bore my YFZ out to a v8?

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by nofearrider1
your getting banneded.

i need more power, can i bore my YFZ out to a v8?

You are crazy, biggest you can go is an inline 4.

Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?

[kawiefan]

ktm didn't want it too.

if i add sand too my flux capasitor what would be the results

Originally posted by kawiefan
ktm didn't want it too.

if i add sand too my flux capasitor what would be the results

sand up your flux and you will end up buried in the sahara desert

If I put some more stickers on my quad from race companies will I see a HP gain?

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by FoxHondaRider
sand up your flux and you will end up buried in the sahara desert

If I put some more stickers on my quad from race companies will I see a HP gain?

Hell yeah! Each sticker adds 1hp!

For some reason, when i get on my quad and hit the starter button, it wont start.
Theres a little metal slit on the handlebar cover, but it cant be that.
Why wont my quad start? Is my flux capacitor dead?

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
Hell yeah! Each sticker adds 1hp!

For some reason, when i get on my quad and hit the starter button, it wont start.
Theres a little metal slit on the handlebar cover, but it cant be that.
Why wont my quad start? Is my flux capacitor dead?

Try pouring gas down your exhaust and in your carb and light it on fire and it should turn over.

My pool was dirty so I took my electric vacuum and tried to clean the bottom and now it wont run. What should I do?

[TJFATE450]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
Hell yeah! Each sticker adds 1hp!

For some reason, when i get on my quad and hit the starter button, it wont start.
Theres a little metal slit on the handlebar cover, but it cant be that.
Why wont my quad start? Is my flux capacitor dead?

the standadine is low in your front right doohiky.

what do i need to do to put my 5-lug american racing rims on my 06 raptor 700? and how much hp do i gain?:confused:

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by FoxHondaRider
Try pouring gas down your exhaust and in your carb and light it on fire and it should turn over.

My pool was dirty so I took my electric vacuum and tried to clean the bottom and now it wont run. What should I do?

Stick your finger in one of the electrical circuts. If you get shocked and die, its fine.

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by TJFATE450
the standadine is low in your front right doohiky.

what do i need to do to put my 5-lug american racing rims on my 06 raptor 700? and how much hp do i gain?:confused:

Just weld em on! You'll gain an instant 50hp

Where is the trunk money on my 400ex?

[<DRS>GPF]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
Just weld em on! You'll gain an instant 50hp

Where is the trunk money on my 400ex?


thats an aftermarket part from C&D Racing, it replaces the knuten valve..

whats the air speed velocity of a sparrow?

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by <DRS>GPF
thats an aftermarket part from C&D Racing, it replaces the knuten valve..

whats the air speed velocity of a sparrow?

Not as fast as a speeding bullet.

why do my keys always get lost?

[Hondamaster5505]

That damn key fairy is getting on my nerves too.

Whats the shiny tip at the bottom rear fender of a car that blows air? Is the car ALIVE!

[ZeroLogic]

Thats your blow off valve.

If I put a 10 inch muffler tip on my four banger will it run nines?

[416exfreak]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
Thats your blow off valve.

If I put a 10 inch muffler tip on my four banger will it run nines?

No, it will run in the nine's if you add 9563725347 neon lights to it, a gigantic wing and a type R sticker.;)

Who will win the presidency?

[tgreenz400]

clinton....HA!:rolleyes:

hairy or shaved?

[mx825]

landing strip;)

how many tampons can i swallow before throwing up?

[416exfreak]

Originally posted by mx825
landing strip;)

how many tampons can i swallow before throwing up?

None if they came from Brittany spears.

How many tampons can he eat without throwing up?:eek2:

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by 416exfreak
None if they came from Brittany spears.

How many tampons can he eat without throwing up?:eek2:

None if it came from Paris Hilton:devil:

How many used pads can he eat:huh

[mx825]

i could eat a few dozen if i wrap chicken wings in used pads.

so i had this buddy named mike and he's a prick but has a really hot girlfriend that i have sex with on a weekly basis... if i ever decide to drink a glowstick, what color should it be?

[ZeroLogic]

Pink, you'll turn gay so you won't have sex with your bros girlfriend anymore.:o

If I rode a tricycle, would cows still moo at me?

[brendn35]

nope they would bark at the moon...


if there is a speed of light is there a speed of dark?

[chadbarger18]

only in the olympics

how mutch hp does the 44567 fmf stickers and the red seat cover add on my buddys yz85

[mx825]

no dark doesn't have speed because 4 + 3 equals 11

is it possible to have a solar powered dog:confused:

[firefighterjosh]

Only if you have a radioactive cat



Why are woman confusing?

[brendn35]

something that bleeds for seven days and doesnt die has gotta have a couple flaws....



why do i have nipples?

[JOEX]

Originally posted by brendn35

why do i have nipples?
Because your name should really be Brenda:blah:


wut cams are good fo a 250r?

[brendn35]

haha that was great i finally figured it out...



I def think a 37 tooth cam would be great and a 6 ply powerband would put the icing on the cake

[<DRS>GPF]

Originally posted by brendn35
if there is a speed of light is there a speed of dark?




Originally posted by chadbarger18
only in the olympics



ROFL!! that was a good laugh for the morning

[ohsobad_chevy]

Originally posted by brendn35
I def think a 37 tooth cam would be great and a 6 ply powerband would put the icing on the cake

Of course, popular setup!!! But make sure you keep your valves set to .50 in and .60 ex. Keep er' runnin strong.

Can I turn my YFZ into a hemi?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Of course, popular setup!!! But make sure you keep your valves set to .50 in and .60 ex. Keep er' runnin strong.

Can I turn my YFZ into a hemi?

if you put 2 other spark plugs in it, sure!

Why does it burn when I pee?

[mx825]

ummmmmmm.. i dunno. quit sticking large objects in your male reproductive organ.


why has the question 'why does it burn when i pee?' been asked so much?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by mx825
ummmmmmm.. i dunno. quit sticking large objects in your male reproductive organ.


why has the question 'why does it burn when i pee?' been asked so much?


because I didn't feel like reading everyone's posts!

why do honda's have to suck so bad?

[sk8ter0712]

because its honda
who do I put gas in the gas tank of a z400

[sk8ter0712]

how is what I wanted to say not who lol

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by sk8ter0712
because its honda
how do I put gas in the gas tank of a z400

Thats simple!

Mix 1/4 gas into a caontainer with 3/4 water.

Pour half of the mix into the exhaust, and half into the gas tank. Just take the gas cap off!

If i drain the fuel, and piss in my gas tank, will it run?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
If i drain the fuel, and piss in my gas tank, will it run?

You need to drink 1 gallon of Everclear and yes it will run great!!!

How can I get 100HP out of a stock bore 450?

[WhiteZrider]

It has 100 stock anyway

My wheelie censor just went out, where can I pick up another one?

[cbrooks118]

just remove the spark arrestor, everyone knows that 450rs and banshees come stock with 99.99 HP

Why doesnt the KFX700 beat a 450, it has more cc and is awesomly automatic?

[Hondamaster5505]

www.your-a-dumb-mutha-focka.com/wheeliesensor

If i put red bull in my 400ex's tank and start it up, will it fly?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
www.your-a-dumb-mutha-focka.com/wheeliesensor

If i put red bull in my 400ex's tank and start it up, will it fly?

If you get off of it and stare at it for at least 2 days strait, snap your fingers twice, and blink your eyes 3 times..........yes

Where do I put the blinker fluid in on my 2012 TRX 1250r?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
If you get off of it and stare at it for at least 2 days strait, snap your fingers twice, and blink your eyes 3 times..........yes

Where do I put the blinker fluid in on my 2012 TRX 1250r?

in the crankcase bearing ofcourse!

why does college cost so much?

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by KXRida
in the crankcase bearing ofcourse!

why does college cost so much?

Because the goverment don't want smart Mexicans here.

Why do I have such bad gas lately?

[chadbarger18]

because u like the dumb mexicans food


y does my friend think i have a wheelie censor on my 450r

[250xridamatt]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
Because the goverment don't want smart Mexicans here.

Why do I have such bad gas lately?

Because those activists won't let us drill for oil in Alaska.

Why do people have chest hair?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by 250xridamatt
Because those activists won't let us drill for oil in Alaska.

Why do people have chest hair?

because we came from cavemen!


why doesn bill gates have so much money?

[fatkid400]

because he made windows





if a tree falls on a mime does anybody care?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Originally posted by fatkid400
if a tree falls on a mime does anybody care?

Only if I owed him money.....:devil:

If I were to add a 240mm piston to my quad, what cc's would it be? :confused:

[L0w3r55]

depends if its oak or cherry.



If Jesus walks on sand, does it turn to glass?

Originally posted by L0w3r55
depends if its oak or cherry.



If Jesus walks on sand, does it turn to glass?

of course!

(I know, i brought this back from the dead:devil: )

If I put milk it my gastank, will it have more muscle?

[TJFATE450]

yep calcium is a necessity for its steel bones

if sara palin was a stripper would it make her a more knowlegable vice president?

[ZeroLogic]

No, you can't fix stupid.

If a tea pot fell over, would the tea make a T shape?

[450raider]

yup.....

why is angel food cake white, and devil food cake black?

[Honda10]

because 6x10 is 18, i mean 60.

How much chain lube do I put on my 250ex?

[elmer91]

i can, plus some chain wax.

not sure if this one has been asked, and dont feel like going through all the pages.

why are the Yellow trucks orange?

[powermadd400ex]

cause orange is freakin awesome

why dogs lift their leg when they piss?

[450raider]

thats their way of setting their parking brake,

do you think elvis lives in area 51?

[chadbarger18]

no thats just his summer home




how do i start my truck wit out the clutch

[k4f5x0r]

hold the gas pedal down all the way while turning it over. youll hear some grinding but itll start right up.

tell me, if i put soem gas in the exhaust while it has no spark arrestor. put my butt up to it. and have a buddy start it. how much toqrue will i gain?

[ZeroLogic]

Two hamburgers.

How many times can you fall down the stairs before giving up?

[powermadd400ex]

it depends if you fart directly in the exhaust you'll gain 72149812749712 foot pounds of torque

if i take the chain off my 400 how much hp will i gain?

[trx400EXtreme]

exactly 6.8 HP



can i re-pack my exhaust with tissues?

Originally posted by trx400EXtreme
exactly 6.8 HP



can i re-pack my exhaust with tissues?

If you want but toylet paper works better.


Can I run cooking oil instead of engine oil?

[wilkin250r]

You can run cooking oil in your water-heater, works great.

My question is, why was this pathetic and utterly useless thread brought back to life?

Originally posted by wilkin250r
You can run cooking oil in your water-heater, works great.

My question is, why was this pathetic and utterly useless thread brought back to life?

Cause 9 out of 10 people are idiots?

[mat1977]

Originally posted by ltr450fly
Cause 9 out of 10 people are idiots? no,10 out of 10 people are idiots,I wasnt'nt there when they voted. If it was free then why did I pay for it?:o

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
You can run cooking oil in your water-heater, works great.

My question is, why was this pathetic and utterly useless thread brought back to life?

Because their changing everything to HD in 09.

Why do I get real fat after eatting than get skinny after a hour?

[blacknblue#2]

Because of scientific body physics!!!


Why does my brother inlaws brothers cousins banshee run 115 in 3rd gear???

[450raider]

because its probably missing a gas cap......

is it safer to invest in a magic 8-ball rather than stocks?

[Yippie-Ki-Yay]

No, stocks are doing great now, INVEST NOW!

Will green tea make my voice seem more manly, for the hunnies of corse?

[blacknblue#2]

Ys it will, anytime you purchase green tea expect to buy rubbers and viagra!!!!

Will my 450R ride longer wheelies when i put on my lexx slip on puffler???????????

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by blacknblue#2
Ys it will, anytime you purchase green tea expect to buy rubbers and viagra!!!!

Will my 450R ride longer wheelies when i put on my lexx slip on puffler???????????


no, you will be able to do flights to and from the moon.

why does my dog like to eat S**T?

[<DRS>GPF]

Originally posted by krt400ex
no, you will be able to do flights to and from the moon.

why does my dog like to eat S**T?


because its not made in China..



how much water do i need to add to my 400EX cooler?

[blacknblue#2]

4 gallon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why exactly does my poo stink worse after eatin chilly????????

[ohsobad_chevy]

Because your from Ohio

What did the dog say to the squirrel?

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Because your from Ohio

What did the dog say to the squirrel?

Awe nuts!

Whats so bad about a Chevy?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Chevrolet, an American tradition.....gaawwd amm boy, eabody know that. :p

How many turbos will fit on my YFZ?

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Chevrolet, an American tradition.....gaawwd amm boy, eabody know that. :p

How many turbos will fit on my YFZ?
5,659,341,197..

Gosh, everyone knows that.

If I put a lawnmower engine on my quad, will it cut the grass?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Only if you pre-lube the flux capacitor and put fresh blinker fluid in it........lol, wow. :p

What is that black speck on top of chicken schit? :confused:

[ZeroLogic]

Bush's brain.

How much could I drink til I run out of beer?

[450raider]

2 gallons.... drink up lol

why do dealerships hire numbnuts who fail at the simplest tasks?

[powermadd400ex]

Originally posted by 450raider
2 gallons.... drink up lol

why do dealerships hire numbnuts who fail at the simplest tasks?

because they require cheaper paychecks
why are the jonas brother so popular?

[k4f5x0r]

cause everyone knows gay kids in tight jeans= popularity.

why dont i understand women?

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by k4f5x0r
cause everyone knows gay kids in tight jeans= popularity.

why dont i understand women?

No one does, one of the wonders of the world.

I have a air conditioner in my truck's rear window. How much power will that add?

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
No one does, one of the wonders of the world.

I have a air conditioner in my truck's rear window. How much power will that add?

6hp, but 10 if you add a sticker to it.



If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Originally posted by ltr450fly
6hp, but 10 if you add a sticker to it.



If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

You don't wanna know:eek2:

If I pour vodka in my engine, will the alcohol make it reach 150mph finally?

[Flyin-Low]

Originally posted by DMC-4OOEX
You don't wanna know:eek2:

If I pour vodka in my engine, will the alcohol make it reach 150mph finally?

Easily, you'll hit 184mph if you remember to lube the cam chain properly!


If you're having sex with your girlfriend and her dog comes up from behind and starts licking your a.ss... Would you stop and say something or keep quiet and finish the job?

[ohsobad_chevy]

I would shoot the dog in the head........after I finished with the "job"

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

[trx400EXtreme]

....elipse



if i put a cat in water, is it a catfish?

[derekhonda]

no it becomes a wet %$##^

you have 4 apples and eat two...were they golden delicious?

[ohsobad_chevy]

No, they taste like after shave and taco meat.

When are you supposed to pull out?

[450raider]

on green

why do fat people always act like attorneys on the subject of "all you can eat" buffets?

[atvnut22]

because when other people take there food its a crime.

i ran outa gas on my fourwheeler. what do i do now? (its a 2009 honda trx450r special edition white orange and black and is all stock, if that helps any.) need help fast.

[ohsobad_chevy]

Take a hudd in the tank and continue on.

Is it really possible to light farts?....?

[powermadd400ex]

yep ask my grandma :p

if i runs BUSH'S baked beans in my oil, will it make my clutch slip?

[ZeroLogic]

Only the BBQ kind.

If I put a Home Depot sticker on my truck can I run in the Nascar truck series?

[450raider]

i got a lowes sticker and it works for me...

who could win in a street fight between the munsters and the adams family?

[powermadd400ex]

Originally posted by 450raider
i got a lowes sticker and it works for me...

who could win in a street fight between the munsters and the adams family?

steven seagal!

what is spidermans krptonite?

michael jacksons nose

how can i make my 400ex front wheel drive so i can wheelie in reverse

[trx400EXtreme]

Originally posted by Honda or DI3
michael jacksons nose

how can i make my 400ex front wheel drive so i can wheelie in reverse heres what you do, take the motor out, turn it backwards. people say it wont fit in the frame without fabrication but you can just zip-tie it and it will work fine. take the chain, wrap it around the brake rotor, and your set!!!



if i ride naked will it make me faster?

[atvnut22]

no, but it will blind the competition so you'll win.

if i put propellors on my hubs will i be able to fly like a heli-chop-ter?:(

no the wind will catch ur scrotum and it will act as a parachute and slow u down

how come i keep blowing motors, i drive just lik im suppose 2, i hit a jump 5th gear pinned and down shift all the way the 2 1st w/o letting off, what am i doing wrong

Originally posted by atvnut22
no, but it will blind the competition so you'll win.

if i put propellors on my hubs will i be able to fly like a heli-chop-ter?:(

i believe its called a:

Originally posted by Honda or DI3
no the wind will catch ur scrotum and it will act as a parachute and slow u down

how come i keep blowing motors, i drive just lik im suppose 2, i hit a jump 5th gear pinned and down shift all the way the 2 1st w/o letting off, what am i doing wrong


Your doing everything right as far as I can see.




If fish is made from fish, what is dog made from?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Rotten carp on the beach.

If I had 45 horsepower in my YFZ, would I be considered a bad ***?

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Rotten carp on the beach.

If I had 45 horsepower in my YFZ, would I be considered a bad ***?

You would be super bad ***


Whats it meen if I seen a pinguin fly?

[gcart2]

Originally posted by ltr450fly
You would be super bad ***


Whats it meen if I seen a pinguin fly?


sadly.... it means you are slightly homosexual. sorry:(



If i am a pro am rider and i run the c class for opening series race what am i considered?

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by gcart2
sadly.... it means you are slightly homosexual. sorry:(



If i am a pro am rider and i run the c class for opening series race what am i considered?

A showoff.

Are red headed girls crazier than brunettes?

[powermadd400ex]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
A showoff.

Are red headed girls crazier than brunettes?

yep ;)

wat do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever


When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by ltr450fly
A golden retriever


When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

Me.

A tree falls down in the woods and no ones around to hear it, will Obama get elected?

[Phugg]

Its possible


What size radiator hose for a 66 VW Bug ?

[Stevie-D]

very big one. needs to be at least 4'' ID, and long enough to wrap around the car at least twice. helps with cooling and makes the car look badass.

if a beaver mates with a horse, whats the baby look like?

[Phugg]

It will look like my ex wife , Big toothed and Big Boned.

Why is a Westie called a Westie when it was bread East of here ?

[ZeroLogic]

Lmfao.

Because the breeder read the compass worng.


Why does a four dollar part that can fit inside a envelope cost 6 dollars to ship?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Because Yamaha makes the best 450.

How come I can't feel the earth spinning?

[atvnut22]

because, like preps, everything revolves around us and we dont spin, or else we'ed fall down!

if i take the deck off my lawn mower, is it still a "lawn mower?"

[zer0761]

no its dry sex.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

depends on how many HP it has

i installed a new high compression flux capacitor on my razor scooter and it doesnt spool up till 13,000 rpm whats wrong with it

[RaptorRacer45]

You Engine Oil bypass valve is stuck open

Your in a conoe with 4 flats going down a river, how many pancakes does it take to cover the Dog house?

[Phugg]

depends on if its a 36hp doghouse from a Pre 67 Bug or Post 79.


Why do we Park in a driveway and drive on a freeway ?

[907Rider]

haha this is freak'n funny I can't belive I read all 31 pages

[907Rider]

Why does peter griffin's chin look like nuts?

[ATVMX905]

cuz theres a dick in his mouth.

how do i repack the muffler bearings in my 250ex?

[powermadd400ex]

Originally posted by ATVMX905
cuz theres a dick in his mouth.

how do i repack the muffler bearings in my 250ex?

muffler bearings pshh take off the whole exhaust system
like this guy. listen to that raw power
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why did the dead squirell cross the road?

[ohsobad_chevy]

To get some squirrel pu-nawny!

How come it burns when I pee? :confused:

[907Rider]

Dont worry you just drank too much red bull

Were can I find valve's and a cam chain for my blaster?

If I put a kx 250 Cylinder on a kxf250 what would happen?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Just go to www.buttqueeryamaha.com and search for "rough rider"

It would turn into a 150hp monster and shoot you to the moon!!!

Will my YFZ run on Dr. Papper or just mountain dew?

[907Rider]

Yes you can use dr.peper! the trick is to mix plenty of salt in it, the proformace is off the freak'n hook go to www.buttqueerhonda.com and search "doush rocket"
But in my opinion mountin dew's better

[trx450r ryder]

Originally posted by slow
The anifreeze goes in that little nob by the handle bars. DONT twist the nob off you need to dump it down the little rubber tube. Its best to just use watter.
Dont for get when you put oil in to add at least 3 cups of sand in with it. It helps the oil flow. no ur supposed to put sugar in it u dumass

[trx450r ryder]

do i put 92 octane or 80 octane in my 6.7dodge cummins????:huh

[atvnut22]

i like to use a happy medium of around 87 octane. then i like to put a tad of cayane pepper and a dash of crisco oil for a litlle extra sha-bang!

how do i start my new kickstart 450r. is their like a secret button.

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by atvnut22
i like to use a happy medium of around 87 octane. then i like to put a tad of cayane pepper and a dash of crisco oil for a litlle extra sha-bang!

how do i start my new kickstart 450r. is their like a secret button.


yea, underneath the gas tank is a little read button. if you push it, it will allow the quad the start when you clap your hands...like those lights.

why does it hurt when you zip your D**K in your pants zipper?

[ZeroLogic]

Did a friend tell you about that? Can't be from personal experience.

If I put a ceiling fan in my intake on my truck will it burn gas better?

[Yippie-Ki-Yay]

NO! FFS, you have to put a wireless router in it to control the internet in the fuel....

If i add more oil to my tires, will the back pressure in my bumper increase?

[Yippie-Ki-Yay]

NO! FFS, you have to put a wireless router in it to control the internet in the fuel....

If i add more oil to my tires, will the back pressure in my bumper increase?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Only if you use 2 gallons of rotella. You gotta fill the whole tire completely.

How come all farts don't stink?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Only if you use 2 gallons of rotella. You gotta fill the whole tire completely.

How come all farts don't stink?


because your nose doesnt work :p :eek2:

if i stuff exhaust packing my my carb will it increase fuel mileage?

[fastredrider44]

Depends on what brand packing you use.

Have you ever seen those carbon fiber wheels?

yeah they're guaranteed 2 give u at least +29 hp

how come when i press the start button on my quad it does start it just sits there and makes a wierd noise?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Because you forgot to take a hudd in the gas tank.

Why don't french chicks shave their arm pits? :ermm:

[brian76708]

Because you touch your self at night.

how many atv riders does it take to screw in a light bulb.

[ohsobad_chevy]

3....1 to hold the light bulb, 1 to hold the beers and 1 to flip the light switch back on.

What did the YFZ say to the LTR?

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
3....1 to hold the light bulb, 1 to hold the beers and 1 to flip the light switch back on.

What did the YFZ say to the LTR?

That it sucks, and its a slowzuki. I mean, everyone knows the yfz is better!:devil: :p

Why do monkeys pick their @sses and smell it?

[ohsobad_chevy]

Because they like to party!!

Why do females have to be so freaking stubborn?

[powermadd400ex]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
Because they like to party!!

Why do females have to be so freaking stubborn?

the answer to that is still unknown.

why do people smack talk?

Originally posted by powermadd400ex
the answer to that is still unknown.

why do people smack talk?

those are usually the guys with tiny penis's that try to make it up by pretending they're all that:p

I premixed the gas for my 400ex, but now I cant figure out why it keeps fouling plugs and smoking? What gives?

[ZeroLogic]

A little sticker that says Honda on it. Just go over it with a Yamaha sticker and it will run perfect.

Why are girls clueless?

[ohsobad_chevy]

They just want you to think they are clueless.....looks like you fell for it. :ermm:

What happens when a bulldog and a schitzu breed? :D

[hardtrailz400]

Originally posted by ohsobad_chevy
They just want you to think they are clueless.....looks like you fell for it. :ermm:

What happens when a bulldog and a schitzu breed? :D



Bullsh*t comes to life and attempts to take over the world


What do you get when you breed a donkey and a jackrabbit?

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by hardtrailz400
Bullsh*t comes to life and attempts to take over the world


What do you get when you breed a donkey and a jackrabbit?


a jack*****

why do these questions seem to get dumber and dumber?

[chadbarger18]

bcuz dogs are scared of cats


y is some guy following me saying can you hear me now

[907Rider]

sorry that might mean your slightly gay:( or you drank too much red bull.

Why is it when I act like a A-hole girls like me more?

Originally posted by I live for this
sorry that might mean your slightly gay:( or you drank too much red bull.

Why is it when I act like a A-hole girls like me more?


Because them arn't chicks their called trannys. They like @$$ holes. :eek2:


Radiators hold oil right? My friend tole me so.

[ohsobad_chevy]

Your friend TOLE you correctly!! But make sure its 30 weight.

How come dudes have nipples? :confused:

[brian76708]

because of the nipple act of 1864 abolishing not having them

my power band broke how do i fix it.

[ohsobad_chevy]

Get a 3/8" rubber band, wind it up 116 times and put that sucker back in.....hurry!!!

Why does schit always have to break at the worse possible time? :ermm:

[brian76708]

murphys law which state thy must go rong when thy dont want it to

I rotated my spark plugs in my 69 chevelle and now i have a rod knock is this because i rotated my spark plugs or because i ran it out of oil and coolant.

[ohsobad_chevy]

Your forgot to pull your wiener out of the exhaust.

How can I make my 400ex out run a full drag banshee on alcohol??..??

[hardtrailz400]

Mix race fuel and crack, along with a turbo NOS setup and you will be right there.






Does the scent of shampoo and conditioner destroy the ozone and contribute to global warming?

[stuntin andy]

only on thursdays


how many foot pounds should i put in my tires??(razors)

[stuntin andy]

only on thursdays


how many foot pounds should i put in my tires??(razors)

[stuntin andy]

only on thursdays


how many foot pounds should i put in my tires??(razors)

[brian76708]

it is best to use at least 1000 ftlbs in your razrs

Do vampires get AIDS?

[wilkin250r]

All joking aside, really, what is the appeal of these stupid, pointless threads?

[yfzrider310]

because people get bored easily

why doesn't my blaster beat my yfz in a drag race?

[jrspawn]

Originally posted by yfzrider310
because people get bored easily

why doesn't my blaster beat my yfz in a drag race?


Because you have the wrong color powerband.

how come my grandmas streetbike only goes in reverse

[ohsobad_chevy]

because you put the piston in upside down!!

[woodsracer144]

Originally posted by Honda or DI3
how come my grandmas streetbike only goes in reverse

becasue she wants to go back in time and for get your parents one night stand.. haha! jk..

why did they stop making the cream filling adds from Hostest?

[Tommy Warren]

they didn't you just don't watch enough tv


I just successfully installed NOS on an elephant....can I join the nitro circus?

[motofreak2772]

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
they didn't you just don't watch enough tv


I just successfully installed NOS on an elephant....can I join the nitro circus?

No, but the elephant can.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[woodsracer144]

none. its called bit it...

if i got hit by a bus would a hot chick save me?

[J.Brown121]

nope. prolly an overweight sweaty man lol

how fast is your quad compared to a 660 grizzly?

[Tommy Warren]

dead even at 18000 feet

If I ask another questions about it burning when I pee, fluz capacitors, peeing in the gas tank, stickers gaining HP, muffler bearings, or colored power bands would it be getting old yet?

[rodeo#11]

no.. but if someone ask what pipe would be best for a 400ex that would get old.

Is it possible to make a hybrid 450r out of a 1986 ford pinto? NOTE: the horizontal piston control from the fuel injectors will not be included.

[Tommy Warren]

its doable but your best off just to bore the 450 to a 4 cylinder...


whats the best pipe for a 400ex?:confused:

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
its doable but your best off just to bore the 450 to a 4 cylinder...


whats the best pipe for a 400ex?:confused:

GYTR

How much HP does a DASA sticker give?

[Tommy Warren]

none they fall off as soon as they get hot

If I put rear wheel steering on my raptor can I wheelie around corners?

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
none they fall off as soon as they get hot

If I put rear wheel steering on my raptor can I wheelie around corners?

Only if it has flush mount lug nuts.

What oil should I use to lube my carb?

(BTW- if your sticker is falling off your dasa you're not jetted right)

[300extreme#8]

baby oil!

what does the chicken say before it crosses the road?

[woodsracer144]

bawk
whats the displacement in feet of a chevy 305?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by woodsracer144
bawk
whats the displacement in feet of a chevy 305?

Not enough to be faster than a ford...

Why do stupid rhino owner's have to file lawsuits for their lack of riding abilities?

[BakerRacing40]

Originally posted by KXRida
Not enough to be faster than a ford...

Why do stupid rhino owner's have to file lawsuits for their lack of riding abilities?

because their stupid liberals.


when will the dallas cowboys win another super bowl?

[woodsracer144]

never bret farve hasnt made up his mind to let them!

can you sue a condom comp. if you condom breaks and gets the chick knocked up?

[Tommy Warren]

I don't know...I'll poke a hole in one of my brothers and get back to you in a few months.

how far and a chimp throw poop?

[KXRida]

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
I don't know...I'll poke a hole in one of my brothers and get back to you in a few months.

how far and a chimp throw poop?

Not as far as I can...

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

[logangsxr998]

As far as it wants.

Whats heavier a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

[trx400EXtreme]

feathers for sure......only if the atmospheric pressure on pluto is at 0.

how hot does a fire get?

[Tommy Warren]

I dunno but I heard it can burn stuff....


if I fill my tires with water can I leave my hydration pack at home?

[KXRida]

If sucking valve stems is your thing, sure!

How bright would it be if I lit a million candles?

[BakerRacing40]

all it'd take is one to be brighter than your light bulb..






can fat people go skinny dipping?

[Tommy Warren]

no....for some reason they get the beached whale effect even in water......because of all the leg and arm fat they just bob there...cuz they're fat......and probably ugly....and stinky

If I flip my house upside down....can I put a skylight in the floor?

[white tails]

no , but if you flip it side ways you can
If quiters never win, why quite when your ahead?

[Tommy Warren]

because if at first you don't succeed....give up you can't do it

If nice guys finish last does that mean dustin wimmer is an *******?

[reconmaster]

at work can you hit the black berry menu botton please..whats the button the one left of your trackball...with the blackberry logo...with the dots.

whats a paraplegic? i have heard that a few times once when calling an airline.

when i asked someone to guide me and they grabbed my chair in the air port an dpushed me i said no i don't need a push i need you to walk with me so i know where to go (first time in the laguarda air port)

do you need help (when i pretty much have my chair in the truck or once when pulling my pants up..)

when i was single...so does it work my answer to women want to find out

[DirtyBirdRacing]

O.o?


If I fill my tires with rubber balls will it bounce when I jump it?

[honda400ex2003]

yes it will


but how far will it bounce? thats the question. haha

dug up an old one here. funny at least.
steve

[TheLane]

Originally posted by honda400ex2003
yes it will


but how far will it bounce? thats the question. haha

dug up an old one here. funny at least.
steve

not as funny as your riding.

whats faster, a polaris or a raptor?

[honda400ex2003]

the dinosaur, 40 mph and claws will take the win for sure. http://msp251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DemonatR/Dinosaur.jpg

why would anyone want a degree from full sail university?


steve

[TheLane]

Originally posted by honda400ex2003
the dinosaur, 40 mph and claws will take the win for sure.

why would anyone want a degree from full sail university?


steve

So they can make beatz?

its my first time riding mx, any tips?

[YFZ-FoFiddy-TC]

Originally posted by TheLane
So they can make beatz?

its my first time riding mx, any tips?

Sell the Polaris

How do you "westinghouse" someone?

[TheLane]

Originally posted by YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
Sell the Polaris

How do you "westinghouse" someone?

((( LMAO!!!! GOOD FORM!!!)))

[DirtyBirdRacing]

Where was the question?

Couldnt help but dig this up was reading it all and was to good to let die and not there new people around :)

If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood, A Wood Chuck Would Chuck As Much As A Woodchuck Could Chuck - - True?

[01boneless]

if its name is chuck!!


what does ex in 400ex stand for?

[TheLane]

Originally posted by 01boneless
if its name is chuck!!


what does ex in 400ex stand for?

Slow.

im in iceland, what kind of jets should i run?

[01boneless]

insulated!


if I roost someone at the track will they give me a hug?

[rinconrider]

yup, i see how you roll though...

what should be the next move to put on her?

***not to be read as what move should be put on boneless lol no offense man just funny lol

[01boneless]

do her a favor and dump her

polairs or yamaha ?


:p had to do it

[rinconrider]

a pedal bike


seat of the pants dyno or real dyno?

[01boneless]

therometer


whats the best saying?

[beastlywarrior]

eat s#$%

which exhaust throws a bigger flame on my 300ex?

[01boneless]

alprocrapysniperfolgersahgerbobdesiemet or other wise known as a strait pipe

i need a new helment where should i buy one?

[TheLane]

From hellen keller

How do i do wheelies?

[rinconrider]

hit the front brakes really hard and lean forward!

whats going to happen when that happens?

[01boneless]

you will make a thread about it!

blog or tweet?

[rinconrider]

post it in that thread


arms or axle?

[Tommy Warren]

purple monkey dishwasher


whats on the east end of a west bound mule?

[TheLane]

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
purple monkey dishwasher


whats on the east end of a west bound mule?

A raptor. :D

how many horsepower will my new graphics give me?

[Tommy Warren]

Originally posted by TheLane
A raptor. :D

how many horsepower will my new graphics give me?

3 giving you a total of 10..

Is the polaris outlaw powered by a KTM or briggs and stratton?

[TheLane]

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
3 giving you a total of 10..

Is the polaris outlaw powered by a KTM or briggs and stratton?

By a rocket engine.

What is it about a freightliner that gives it a tighter turning radius than a raptor?

(( lol good luck with that one!!! im proud of it! :devil: ))

[theduke300]

less weight.

whats the best way to ride a wheelie in reverse?

[Tommy Warren]

buy a 4x4

why do dogs and polaris's prefer to ride in the back of a pickup truck?

[HondaPohl]

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
buy a 4x4

why do dogs and polaris's prefer to ride in the back of a pickup truck?

Why Tommy?

[TheLane]

Originally posted by HondaPohl
Why Tommy?

im actually interested to hear the answer to this one as well :P

[01boneless]

Ill answer :) because they both need to go and get fixed lol

why does tommy and lane argue over polairs and yamaha when they can just buy a honda :devil: lol JK