Hate my Job Day

[Foxyangel0425]

Hate My Job Day:

When you have an I hate my job day, try this. On your way home from work

stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson

and Johnson (make sure you buy this brand). When you get home, lock your

doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be

disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your

bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it

on the bedside table so it will not become broken or chipped. Take out the

literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print

there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson

is personally tested".

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not

work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT

IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

[Doibugu2]

LMAO

[gncc400exxx]

do you know the differance between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer???



































the taste .................or so I have been told LOL

[400exrules]

ummm i always go for under the tongue or arm pit

[LTandRaptorider]

I can never remember where I used it last...

[tants]

LMAO!

[redrider69]

yea me too i think mine tasted like doody the other day