So there is this traveler lost in the woods and he comes across a cabin. He makes his way to it and knocks on the door.
An old chinese man answers and says "you are lost , you may eat and spend the night as long as you keep your hands off of my daughter. And if you don't, I will inflict the 3 chinese torture methods on you." The traveler is amazed as how he knows this and is thinking sure, his daughter can't be that hott, so he says, "ya, sure."
So now there sitting at the dinner table and the chinese man calls his daughter for dinner and the traveler sees her and she is amazing. After dinner they all retire to their rooms and the traveler is like I'll go into her room and we can 'mess around' and I'll sneak back to my room before the old man wakes up.
So the traveler does and they 'get to know each other' and a couple of hours before the sun comes up he goes back to his room to get some sleep.
He wakes up with a big boulder on his chest with a sign pinned to it saying "Chinese torture #1- Big boulder on chest." So the traveler gets up and throws the boulder out the window.
On the window he notices a note saying, "Chinese torture #2- Left nut tied to boulder." So the traveler thinks a couple of broken limbs aren't as bad as losing a testicle, so he jumps out of the window.
On the way down he sees a sign on a tree branch saying, "Chinese torture #3- Right nut tied to bedpost.
Tell me what you think of this on a scale of 1-10.
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