CUMON GUYS HAVE SOME FUN
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CUMON GUYS HAVE SOME FUN
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00' 440ex with all the mx mods.
LSR, PEP, burguards, durablue, itp, wiseco, AC racing, douglas.
sponsors for 2004:
cycle pros racing
marcums motorsports
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wel it is a hard decision but i think the worst possible thing u could say is (dude i really smoked u on that strate strech of the rode 10 miles back i dont know how ur peace of junk mercury kept up)
02 400ex, white brothers e-series full ehaust, dynojetts,k&n air filter,holeshot xc on rear,fast trekker fronts,renthal bars, moose 14th front sprocket
I think if you said. I pay for you and you do this ***** to me !!!!
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don't say anything just haul *****
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i was being frisked one night and i asked her what time she got off. she wasnt too happy. i was!!!
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lol that was a good 1
02 400ex, white brothers e-series full ehaust, dynojetts,k&n air filter,holeshot xc on rear,fast trekker fronts,renthal bars, moose 14th front sprocket
You call THAT muddy? HA!
if a cop says " your eyes are a little glazed, have you been drinking?" do not say " your eyes look a little glazed too....have you been eating doughnuts?" or...."hold my beer while i get my license." or....." your not gonna check the trunk are you?"
Red 2002 300 EX
Mods:
K&N Air filter, Black lugnuts, MSR bars, Scott grips, Custom mounted ignition, Maxxis Sur-Trak Rear Tires(22-11-9), Blue wire cover accents,
Confederate Flag License Plate (bent...long story)
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"Do you know how fast you were going?" ...
Uh, No! My speedomoter stops after I hit 120 mph.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?" ...
Your wife just called and said you had left for work and she was finally alone!
"How much have you had to drink tonight?" ...
You couldn't afford it on your salary!
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Is it because you wanted to proposition me for sex?
are you andy or barney?
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ok check, just not under the seat.
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good driving, i must have been doing 120mph.
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frisk me baby, harder, harder, oh baby harder!!!!
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sorry sir i forgot my license, registration, title, and keys at the house.
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patrick
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a cop busted my friend drinkin at the cockerton poker run late year and he asked my friend where he got the beer, he told him it fell out of the sky... he didn't like that one to much...
if a cop pulls u over put on the song from nwa F to police... it just keeps saying it...
the biggest pr*ck job from a cop i ever saw was my friends cuz... the cop pulled him and his friends over for drinkin... and they got the bright idea for all 3 of them to jump in the back seat and the cop wouldn't know who did it... well the cop came up and he said i can't bust u so get outta here... my cuz friend was stupid jumped in the front seat and pulled away... 20ft down the road he pulled him back over and gave him the dui and he gave them fines for pullin the trick off... how stupid could they have been..
2009 Cbr600RR Phoenix
WE ARE PENN STATE!!!!!!
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