anyone have a phone book..or two

[Pappy]

dammit....i hate being short:mad: i can barely see into my new stripping cabinet:p

[Bill Fuller]

How do you give them dollars in that thing?

[Tommy 17]

lmfao!!!!



lookin good pappy:devil:

[jcsact]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
How do you give them dollars in that thing?

With Rubber gloves.:eek: :blah:

[muff]

looks like someone cant go on the big boy rides :p

[250EXking]

i just think its the angle of the pic. come on now. just playing.:D that looks awesome pappy

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 250EXking
i just think its the angle of the pic. come on now. just playing.:D that looks awesome pappy

actually my wife stepped out on to the landing and saw me standing there....she asked what i was doing and i replied" im so short my breath is fogging up the glass":mad: so she took my picture:p

[Berry]

that thing is awesome. how you gonna see into it?

[roostin_dale]

lmao..thats too funny

[400exmom]

Originally posted by muff
looks like someone cant go on the big boy rides :p ROFLMFAO!~

[Dunesurfer]

So Pappy what are you going to be WHEN you grow up?;)

[Pappy]

nobody needs to order me a whamburger or french cries:grr: im a big boy...i can take the short jokes:devil:

[Samson]

Pappy, the way I see it short people have a better view for cleavage! :D

It ain't all bad!

[Berry]

you look like a teenager peeking into a strip club :blah:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Samson
Pappy, the way I see it short people have a better view for cleavage! :D

It ain't all bad!


actually im not that short..5'10 but ill shrink myself for cleavage:o

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Pappy
nobody needs to order me a whamburger or french cries:grr: im a big boy...i can take the short jokes:devil:


Ok PeeWee.........

[Pappy]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Ok PeeWee.........

pee wee:eek2: im taller then you RUNT:devil: :blah:

[LTandRaptorider]

dammit! I can't make any smartazz wisecracks to this thread... :o :p

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Pappy
pee wee:eek2: im taller then you RUNT:devil: :blah:


HAHAHA you wish. I got a few inches on ya there buddy..............:D

[DillonTMNT]

You dont look to short. I am 5'8 and am kinda short since my whole family are Palestinians....I am 19...my little brother who is 16 is 6'4-5 My older brother is 6'2 or so...faher is about 6'2...mom is about 5'8 little sister is about 5'7 and she is only 13. I dont know what happened to me at birth...something....I dont know I might still have time to grow haha




-Dillon

[Pappy]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
HAHAHA you wish. I got a few inches on ya there buddy..............:D

ok ok....but im wider:devil:

[Samson]

"...Cause Im a sweet transvestite. From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaa uhhuunn"


WHAT THE...!!! HUH?
:eek2: :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Pappy
ok ok....but im wider:devil: http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/atvmxrider/thumb.gif

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Samson
"...Cause Im a sweet transvestite. From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaa uhhuunn"


WHAT THE...!!! HUH?
:eek2: :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing! :eek2: I think that's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show... :confused:

[Samson]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing! :eek2: I think that's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show... :confused:

Who the heck would admit they actually saw that? :huh

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Samson
Who the heck would admit they actually saw that? :huh


You have to understand he drives a pink truck..........:eek2:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
You have to understand he drives a pink truck..........:eek2:

Yeah, but at least I'm white! :eek: :devil:

[Samson]

No no..didn't mean it that way! He's not the one advertising it! I had a girl drag me to it too one time! On e word...

DISTURBING! :eek2: :huh :mad:

[DillonTMNT]

You have to see it with a very open mind. Its one of my favorite movies of all time. I guess I am into that scene...I am far from homosexual though, and neither is Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-n-Furter). I guess you have to be into theater and that "type" of cinematics....If you cant have fun seeing a theatrical showing of TRHPS then you cant have fun at all! :)




-Dillon

http://www.home.earthlink.net/~trailsforus/scary.jpg

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Yeah, but at least I'm white! :eek: :devil: :cuss:

[DillonTMNT]

I almost got kicked off blasterhq for having that as my signiture...typical blaster owners...hah



-Dillon

[Samson]

Dillon, fun is sitting around Hugh Hefner's swimming pool, sipping something cold and enjoying the view.

NOT fun is watching some queer sing a dance in makeup and women's undergarments.

Hope this helps, buddy!

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Yeah, but at least I'm white! :eek: :devil:


DOH........................... he gotcha there Jerry :eek2: :eek:












J/K;)

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by Samson
Dillon, fun is sitting around Hugh Hefner's swimming pool, sipping something cold and enjoying the view.

NOT fun is watching some queer sing a dance in makeup and women's undergarments.

Hope this helps, buddy!

doesnt sound like fun to me. Watching a bunch of "hot" naked ladies who are fake and materialistic and pretty nasty in the first place doesnt sound like fun to me.

Now having fun with a bunch of people jumping around singing without any type of judgmentalist attitudes sound like fun to me...I guess opinions vary.

Hope this helps, buddy!

[Samson]

Oh I hope you're joking! :eek2:

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by Samson
Oh I hope you're joking! :eek2:


No I am not...sorry if I am not as cookie cutter as you. Maybe I should cut my hair put on some boot cut wranglers and drink a bunch of beers with my buddys. The next mourning wake up naked next to a few of them and never talk about the last night "experiences"...




-Dillon

[Samson]

You REALLY need some counseling.

[MOFO]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
.

Now having fun with a bunch of people jumping around singing...


:huh

[DillonTMNT]

You REALLY need to be desensitized




-Dillon

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by MOFO
:huh


whast wrong with what I said? I knew posting anything about anything not "manly" on a atving site will get negative feedback.....I bet yall are a bunch of homophobes also..



-Dillon

EDIT: I guess you have never see the comradery and happiness on the faces of people just being themselves....

[Live2Ride300]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
No I am not...sorry if I am not as cookie cutter as you. Maybe I should cut my hair put on some boot cut wranglers and drink a bunch of beers with my buddys. The next mourning wake up naked next to a few of them and never talk about the last night "experiences"...




-Dillon

Do you ride a quad?

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by Live2Ride300
Do you ride a quad?

um what does that have to do with anything? Is there a certin type of look or personalty you have to have to be able to ride a quad? Bunch of damn communists yall are...




-Dillon

EDIT: yes I DO ride a quad....well nto right now cause my quad was destroyed in a garage fire but will have a new one once I get some cash...but ONLY if thats ok with you...I wouldnt want to be hanged or somthing for not fitting the typical stereotype of quad rider..

[Pappy]

take your wierd crap and send it somewhere else besides one of my threads:mad:

[JD400exrider]

Hey bud. No funny talk on this site. Take that chit somewhere else. And yes I do where wranglers and like to drink allot of beer :devil:

[TRX250X]

Originally posted by JD400exrider
And yes I do where wranglers and like to drink allot of beer

Amen to that. :D

BTW nice DEERE hat Pappy.

[Pappy]

yup, there's no deny'n im a redneck:o

[TRX250X]

Nothing wrong with that. I've got at least 5 Deere hats. Maybe it's because we get like 3 or 4 every time Dad trades equipment, which happens a lot.

[outacontrol31]

Originally posted by JD400exrider
Hey bud. No funny talk on this site. Take that chit somewhere else. And yes I do where wranglers and like to drink allot of beer :devil:

i'll second that me too down h'ere in texas thats the only way to go

[Guy400]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
HAHAHA you wish. I got a few inches on ya there buddy..............:D Jerry, doing her twice and taking the total of the two measurements doesn't count...lmfao:D Kenny, why don't you take about 6"-8" off the legs so the cabinet will be down to Keebler size (sorry, cheap shot:D)

As an aside, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has got to be one of the most disturbing movies ever.

Originally posted by Pappy
actually im not that short..5'10 but ill shrink myself for cleavage:o crap, im 2 inches shorter than pappy. im gainin on ya buddy;)

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Guy400
Kenny, why don't you take about 6"-8" off the legs so the cabinet will be down to Keebler size (sorry, cheap shot:D)



that was lowwwwwwwwwww:bandit:

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by outacontrol31
i'll second that me too down h'ere in texas thats the only way to go


I live in Houston...



-Dillon

[Samson]

lol! Man I went to bed too early last night!

For the record, if you claim you're not a homo and someone gives you the choice between female and male...And you not only choose male BUT also bash imaginary females that don't even exist except in your mind...

You are in major denial!

[UglyMotha™]

so what's it like to be short :confused:

[Samson]

Originally posted by UglyMotha™
so what's it like to be short :confused:


Like a midget stuck on a crowded elevator type short or slow dancing between hooters type short or actually fitting in most automobiles type short?

[atvrider12764]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
I live in Houston...



-Dillon

what does that have to do with anything?

[Samson]

http://www.clamswansports.com/funny%20stuff/midget-basketball.jpg

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by atvrider12764
what does that have to do with anything?


He said and I quote "down h'ere in texas thats the only way to go"...well a apparently not EVERYONE in Texas does it like him.




-Dillon

[UglyMotha™]

isn't houston in north dakota :o :confused:

[DillonTMNT]

haha...its prolly as big as north dakota or atleast the same population wise? haha :D


-Dillon

[exriderdude]

Dill is cool , haha:cool:

[400exmom]

Originally posted by exriderdude
Dill is cool , haha:cool: kinda what i thought:)



i think its cute all you girls fighting like it was over a barbiedoll:devil:

[Samson]

No mom, we're fighting for Barbie, Dill's fighting for Ken! :o


:D :D :D :D :D

[DillonTMNT]

DOH! :devil: :p

I already said I am not gay. haha I think being a homosexual is retarded ...if you cant procreate then there is no way it can be right. Wether we evolved that way or God made us that way it doesnt matter cause having kids with a person of the same sex is scientificly impossible..:D


-Dillon

[Pappy]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
DOH! :devil: :p

I already said I am not gay.

glad you clarified that:o

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Pappy
glad you clarified that:o

This has been a very good thread! We now know you're too short to look in to the stripping tank, Dill isn't gay, I drive a pink truck, and reminded Jerry once again that he's black! :eek: :p

[Samson]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
being a homosexual is retarded ...if you cant procreate then there is no way it can be right.

That actually makes sense to me!


So what do you have against beautiful ladies? Not all are fake, and I hate to break it to you, but we're all materialistic to a certain extent.

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by Samson
That actually makes sense to me!


So what do you have against beautiful ladies? Not all are fake, and I hate to break it to you, but we're all materialistic to a certain extent.

ya not all are fake in playboy. I dont like a ladies who have to get breast implants and all sorts of body modifactions to try and look beautiful. I like a girl who is happy being the way they are. I am a minimalist at heart and only really care about the inside (heart and mind) I am not saying I dont want a good looking girl..every guy does but my idea of a beautiful women is not dolled up with fake man made pieces of meterial in them. hehe. That is very true we are all somewhat materialistic to some extent...some a lot more than others.


-Dillon:scary:

Pappy, the way I see it short people have a better view for cleavage!

I havn'e read through all of this post. but I did get to this one. I have to disagree completely!!!!!!!!

tall people can look down shirts very easy and see a lot more!!! though short people may be closer to the cleavage tall people have a better view!

[Samson]

Originally posted by GNCCer
I havn'e read through all of this post. but I did get to this one. I have to disagree completely!!!!!!!!

tall people can look down shirts very easy and see a lot more!!! though short people may be closer to the cleavage tall people have a better view!



Anybody have some stilts I can borrow to test this theory! :o

[Jeffksf]

Originally posted by Pappy
actually im not that short..5'10 but ill shrink myself for cleavage:o

5'-10"! Quite your *****in!

5'-4" Jeffksf

[CTmxyfz]

Originally posted by Pappy
yup, there's no deny'n im a redneck:o

Not arguing there.:p :D Hey, even if you are a redneck, your the nicest one i know. Pst... I think my brother is as tall as you. He's 12 to let you know.:eek: When we came down to get my frame, i bet you felt small next to me and my dad huh? :devil:

[exriderdude]

No im serious, i really think Dill is cool


i like those who dont conform:macho :blah:

[400exmom]

Originally posted by Samson
Anybody have some stilts I can borrow to test this theory! :o hows bout i just get on my knees:eek:

[Samson]

Originally posted by 400exmom
hows bout i just get on my knees:eek:

Well, since I'm 5'9" that should put you about........nope, too low for cleavage.


BUT it still works for me! :D

[Taco]

Originally posted by 400exmom
hows bout i just get on my knees:eek: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[400exmom]

F.Y.I. 5'8 maybe lil more







even if i did you'd just be like


:confused: :confused: where's the beef:confused: :confused:

[400exmom]

Originally posted by Taco
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :D i know i know kimmys a BAD girl:devil:

[Taco]

Originally posted by 400exmom
:D i know i know kimmys a BAD girl:devil: Prove it:devil:

[Samson]

I'm not casting any stones! Not quite draggin the floor myself!


:o

[Tommy 17]

Originally posted by 400exmom
hows bout i just get on my knees:eek:


u know how many kittens u just killed:eek2: :blah:

[xr50layke]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
u know how many kittens u just killed:eek2: :blah:

lmao

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Guy400
Jerry, doing her twice and taking the total of the two measurements doesn't count...lmfao:D


LMDGFAO that was a good one Guy:D :devil: :rolleyes:

[Bill Fuller]

Originally posted by 400exmom
hows bout i just get on my knees:eek: Does anybody have a towel?I love that woman:devil:

[Dunesurfer]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
No I am not...sorry if I am not as cookie cutter as you. Maybe I should cut my hair put on some boot cut wranglers and drink a bunch of beers with my buddys. The next mourning wake up naked next to a few of them and never talk about the last night "experiences"...




-Dillon

Dillon, your scaring me.:eek2: By the way you don't look at the hot naked women because of what they think.

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by 400exmom
F.Y.I. 5'8 maybe lil more







even if i did you'd just be like


:confused: :confused: where's the beef:confused: :confused:
ROFLMFAO OH GOD KIM that was a good one :blah: :p :p you had me rolling

[DillonTMNT]

Originally posted by Dunesurfer
Dillon, your scaring me.:eek2: By the way you don't look at the hot naked women because of what they think.


I have looked at maybe 10 different months of Playboy at my brothers apartment. I saw a bunch of typical "hot" women but non that I like. 90% had fake water balloon looking breasts. I can not stand breast implants...I think they are disgusting. I dont like fake air brushed tans either. I am all about all-natural ladies. the only reason I looked at the other 9 I saw were mainly to read the Playboy Advisory...very funny and interesting stuff in that would say. Although I did she a college spred in one of the magazines with some nice looking girls in it..:devil: I do like stuff and maxum magazines...they have some nice looking chickies in them :macho


Can you say Eliza Dushka? haha





-Dillon

[SGA]

Kenny, That thing is just too tall to work with comfortably! I would be shorting the legs on it, or better yet, build a 2X6/plywood platform.
Who did they make it for, basketball players?

[popo]

I know how you feel pappy. My feet dangle when I sit on the poo-poo.

But when I fart I raise dust.

[Samson]

Came across a pic of Pappy's military days!


http://www.nomanslandmilitaria.com/tall%20short%20guys%20%20205.jpg

[SGA]

Originally posted by Samson
Came across a pic of Pappy's military days!


http://www.nomanslandmilitaria.com/tall%20short%20guys%20%20205.jpg
Now thats just wrong!:D

[David28]

Originally posted by DillonTMNT
I have looked at maybe 10 different months of Playboy at my brothers apartment. I saw a bunch of typical "hot" women but non that I like. 90% had fake water balloon looking breasts. I can not stand breast implants...I think they are disgusting. I dont like fake air brushed tans either. I am all about all-natural ladies. the only reason I looked at the other 9 I saw were mainly to read the Playboy Advisory...very funny and interesting stuff in that would say. Although I did she a college spred in one of the magazines with some nice looking girls in it..:devil: I do like stuff and maxum magazines...they have some nice looking chickies in them :macho


Can you say Eliza Dushka? haha





-Dillon



if i can squeeze em there real enough for me

[Bill Fuller]

They are only real if I can touch them:devil: But a simple taste test will work when all else fails.(.)(.):o :D