Worktime Pranks

[Doibugu2]

We are back to the our new office, and we have a very small bathroom that my boss uses to drop the kids off at school. (We have another large bathroom that most everyone uses)

But here is my question, does anyone know the best way to lock someone in there?

[quad]

If there is a chair near by,wedge it under the knob.

[Taco]

I'm not sure but make sure he is locked in there in the dark:D

[LTandRaptorider]

Drive a wedge or door stop at bottom of door.

Or park a fork lift in front of it. I used a fork lift to open doors once... There's a room with IS guys in it, I'd have to take stuff to them once in a while. They would be too lazy to answer the door. One day I finally had it with them, I hopped on a fork lift, backed it in to the doors, springing both of them open. As they flew open, I yelled, AVON CALLING! Ever since they jump to answer the door... :confused: :devil:

[Doibugu2]

I guess I should have specified that this is a office with cubes and such.

We do have forklifts near by, but getting them out of the warehouse and through several doors and into our section off the office we be rather difficult.

I would also like to keep my job so it has to be somewhat stealthy.

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Doibugu2
I guess I should have specified that this is a office with cubes and such.

We do have forklifts near by, but getting them out of the warehouse and through several doors and into our section off the office we be rather difficult.

I would also like to keep my job so it has to be somewhat stealthy.

yeah, I guess stealth would be prudent... ;)

The wooden wedge or door stop works well. A binder may do the job...

[AndrewRRR]

How about superglue on the toilet seat?

[Doibugu2]

you guys are cruel.

[stupid driver]

the worst office bathroom prank i can think of is has to do w/ the TP and toilet seat. Gather some Poison ivy/oak, and boil it down to get the oil. Then put a little bit on the paper, and get some on the seat. This works like a charm. It was great, i did it to the teachers bathroom last year, and like 5 of um were itchin for a week

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by stupid driver
the worst office bathroom prank i can think of is has to do w/ the TP and toilet seat. Gather some Poison ivy/oak, and boil it down to get the oil. Then put a little bit on the paper, and get some on the seat. This works like a charm. It was great, i did it to the teachers bathroom last year, and like 5 of um were itchin for a week

I think that one, while incredibly funny, is going a little too far.

I don't know about locking him in there, but one of the best harmless pranks I know is to wedge a small rubber bulb filled with water under the toilet seat, with a little spout pointed upward. When he sits down, it squirts the water out of the bulb right up his :eek:

[LTandRaptorider]

One time I lifted the seat and put saran wrap over the bowl, put the seat back down, and wait... :devil:

Our telecom guy is out on vacation and this is what we did to his cube today......:devil: The top part is covered too, lots of paper wads up there, we also wrapped up his phone, monitor, chair, pc and just about everything else in his cube.. LMFAO

The sign on the outer parts says "ship to india":devil:

[AndrewRRR]

LMAO that rocks! We shrink-wrapped one of the driver's trucks one day. had a person on each side and passed it over the roof and under the floor so the doors were sealed shut :D

[Ralph]

Originally posted by Rico
Our telecom guy is out on vacation and this is what we did to his cube today......:devil: The top part is covered too, lots of paper wads up there, we also wrapped up his phone, monitor, chair, pc and just about everything else in his cube.. LMFAO

The sign on the outer parts says "ship to india":devil:

hey rico, if he comes back on a monday tell him that he is going to have to move all of his stuff to the basement because they need his cubicle for storage and if he complains have a lady walk by and say looks like somebodys got a case of the mondays

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

a good prank that we use in the alignment shop is when someone is in the bathroom we spray something flammable under the door and light it on fire(flamethrower style) the toilet is back far enough so nobody has ever been burned:devil: but they get really mad:cuss:

[AndrewRRR]

Originally posted by Ralph
hey rico, if he comes back on a monday tell him that he is going to have to move all of his stuff to the basement because they need his cubicle for storage and if he complains have a lady walk by and say looks like somebodys got a case of the mondays

Noooo, he'll set the building on fire!

[WKY400EX]

Steal his stapler. It's a Swingline! lol

[AndrewRRR]

ok....but that's... the last straw

[SHANE03EX]

He kept his swingline stapler because it didnt bind up as much, and listened to the radio at a reasonable volume between 9 and 11.

[ThyJuGGaLo]

just get some of this:

http://www.bwild.com/nofrilgentoi.html

[WKY400EX]

Yeah,...if you could go ahead and get that, it'd be great. Mmmmkay?

[Guy400]

Office pranks are great. We've got a single stall bathroom back in the warehouse where people like to go after they've had Mexican food the night before. My best friend went in and the fan in there is really loud so I pulled our big, electric Hyster forklift in front of the door and blocked him in. The bathroom door opens in so he pulled the door open and here's the *** end of a tow motor in his way:D We've also wrapped people's cars in shipping plastic. We tie strings to the bathroom door knobs and then tape the other end to some harmless box that's rather tall. When the bathroom door opens it pulls the box over and makes a rather noisy crash. It doesn't hurt anything but everyone stands up to see what's going on and all they see is the person coming out of the bathroom:D

[Bill Fuller]

White shoe polish on the toilet seat works great.:D

[Guy400]

Just today me and my buddy went out for fish and chips at a local brewery for lunch. He made the mistake of going to the bathroom and leaving his ski cap at the table. He got a thin layer of tarter sauce applied around the ring of the cap. Shortly after pulling the cap onto his head I had him take it off and look in a mirror:D

[wyndzer]

To lock somebody in the bathroom, just push pennies in the crack between the door and frame when it is closed.

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
White shoe polish on the toilet seat works great.:D


whats that do:confused:

[Bill Fuller]

Leaves a big white ring around the booty:D :devil:

[speeddemon105]

Originally posted by wyndzer
To lock somebody in the bathroom, just push pennies in the crack between the door and frame when it is closed.
Me and some friends have done that to people in the dorms before. You have push the door tight agains the frame and wedge as many as you can in the crack. If you do it right, the person won't be able to turn the knob hard enough (coating it with some oil won't hurt either). Weve locked people in their rooms for the whole day before because they couldnt get themselves out (we happened to accidently walk out with the phone before too).

[hondafox440]

Hey Ralph, is your avatar that Derek guy from American History X?

[JDiablo]

here is another good one...but this is for anytime use.....my dad bought the worlds hottest sauce without signing papers....and he put a lil bit on a coin for his worker to pick up.....sure enough he did and they went out to dinner that night...lmao omg he was crying almost because he wings were so hot....just from that lil bit on the quarter i was suprised...but the best is if they rub there eyes....or go to the bathroom....:eek2: im not saying anything else after that.....or if you know you have a long day planned out....get some fast acting laxitive and put some in their coffee 1 to 5 hours later....you'll be on the floor laughing so hard because they are chittin there brains out...then lock them in there and they will have to put up with there own smell for awhile.......What did all of you guys/girls do for your senior prank?

[NTPracing22]

load the door nob (inside the bathroom) with vasaline;)

[Dunesurfer]

I have a friend who was always pulling pranks on everybody. So one day while I was installing french doors at his house whan nobody was home we peeled all the labels off his canned goods. Man he had alot. We filled two trash bags with labels. It was so funny, it took him over a year of mystery meals.lmao

[Berry]

i have an idea for your boss. i have never tried this so i dont know if it would work or not. get somthing in the shape of a toilet roll, only it isnt toilet paper. then wrap it ONCE with toilet paper so that it looks like it has paper, but its only one string! then tell everyone too listen for him so when he says HEY I NEED SOME PAPER, everyone will hear it, it should be funny! make shure there is no toilet paper in there either! hope that will work

[TheX1992]

take apart the door handle so the handle pulls off when he tries to open it.

[crday98]

another Ring you could do is cover the toilet seat with a thin layer of something clear and slick.most stalls are dark enough to prevent it from being visible before he squats.make sure you are there to hear him skid off the pot.
saran wrap is a classic.
another thing popular at my paradise of employment is loading the ear part of the phone with Vaseline (or grease if it is black) and have someone call the victim.it is funny as balls seeing them walk around with an ear full of grease all day plus whenever someone sees them,they know exactly what happened to them and make fun of them too.a prank that lasts all day:D

[LTandRaptorider]

Yeah, grease or ink on the phone is a good one! :D When I worked in a mill, I'd put grease on the back of someone's lock to their locker... then a guy I hated, I put super glue in the key hole of his lock, then to divert suspician, I did the same to some one else who also wasn't so well liked. A buddy of mine came out laughing so hard, he couldn't talk for about 5 minutes. Finally he said the first guy couldn't get the key in, so he went and got bolt cutters from the millwrights. Then the other guy says hey, I need them when you're done, my lock is screwed up too! It was a busy morning for bolt cutters... :devil: Ahhh... the good ole days...

[2001400ex]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
White shoe polish on the toilet seat works great.:D

That reminds me, you could lift up the toilet seat, and put the clear wrap across the seat, (saran wrap) this way when he sits down to take a dump all of it goes right back up his azzhole! lmao!

(I don't know if that's been said before on here because I haven't read everyone's ideas.)

Originally posted by Doibugu2
you guys are cruel. when your boss is in the bathroom, take about 4 packs of stink bombs and bust them in his office. then take a can of fart spray and use up the whole can in his office. just make sure you dont get the spray on you cause that stuff is rank enough to gag a plague of magots. i'd say the fart spray is enough alone but the stink bombs add spice to the prank. now that is cruel. or you can get some gay porno mags to put in his office for people to read. where you get the porn from is your call:blah:

Originally posted by Rico

The sign on the outer parts says "ship to india":devil: rico and his signs:p

[hondafox440]

Originally posted by QUADREBEL248
where you get the porn from is your call:blah:

You'd let him borrow some, right?

Originally posted by hondafox440
You'd let him borrow some, right? i lent it to pappy to use for a prank but he hasnt given it back yet. im gettin the feelin that he didnt need it for a prank;)

[310Rduner]

Hey, put some of this in his office.

http://www.connovation.co.nz/mainsite/Product.SkunkShot.html

It is a chemically made skunk smell, smells exactly like the real thing. Pretty cheap too, you could put it in his office and it won't take effect for 5 days, then it will continue to smell for up to 3 weeks:devil: :macho

[blondie69]

You guys are talkin bout puttin stuff on the toilet seat...what says he even sits down on the seat? Myself, I NEVER sit down on any other toilet seat except for the ones in my own house:huh

[Doibugu2]

blondie, he uses this bathroom specifically for taking a dump.

Duner, he doesn't have a true office, just a larger cube, and my cube is only 2 over, the skunk stuff is a good idea, but I don't want to be smelling that all day.

[2001400ex]

Even 4 stink bombs are overkill. In my health class someone threw 1 and we were all gagging and our eyes were tearing, but it's still funny as ****, lmao...

[WEEZIL]

LMFAO!!!
Oh my god.. Ex riders has some of the most funny forum topics I have ever read. My latest prank was..
We have an oil guy named bob.. He was changing oil in an omnibus (kinda like a short bus only for haulin' nurses) So i waited till he was under the car and I ninja'd up beeped the crap out of the horn (the window was open).. You hear DONG! AHHH COT- DAMMIT THATS HOT!!.. His forehead was all red when he emerged from the underside of the ford.. LMAO.
I like the penny wedge idea the best..
Rico.. This ones for you..
Tape a sign to the water cooler that says "Window Cleaner" Its stupid.. But if you have the mondays.. people wont know any better

[Dunesurfer]

Originally posted by blondie69
You guys are talkin bout puttin stuff on the toilet seat...what says he even sits down on the seat? Myself, I NEVER sit down on any other toilet seat except for the ones in my own house:huh

Good leg muscles:D

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by Dunesurfer
Good leg muscles:D


lol that from riding

[Fast250EX]

The other day at school, the guy behind me fell asleep, so after thinking a bit, I devised a plan. I whipped out a green marker and, after a cautious test to see if the "victim" was indeed asleep, I applied the green marker upon his face. I then sketched an almost grinch-like mustache, beard, eyebrows and a nice line down his nose.

The best part was that when he woke up, I told him everyone was laughing at him because he had an imprint on the side of his face that looked like a peter, lol. :devil:

Originally posted by Doibugu2

Duner, he doesn't have a true office, just a larger cube, and my cube is only 2 over, the skunk stuff is a good idea, but I don't want to be smelling that all day. put it in the bathroom then lock him in!:D :p