neww quads shopp

[monkeyboy]

n e bodeez neeed 2 makk day fo weeela fass jus git wit me an me bro


we makkin a badazzz quads raccin shopp n da exttry barn


sind me a pms fer pricces

we'se goinings to port, silinders honin, jett carrbs, make em fassa,

put on are fillters, adn makke yuor bike bestest

and ....slapppy dont even no yett i gott the neighbor down teh rode whoo is good ast motors he moved, adn his' hottt
dotter is gonna be sekretary adn help wiht money to work for us wen she goeings to kollej skcool.

adn, Cuz is gitten a dino masheen to test how fass teh quad bikes are wen we's dun // we gitten it affter he leafs the wess port coasd wiht hes truk he gotten.

[Tommy 17]

about time u done something good monkey... i applaud u!!!

[atvrider12764]

that is the most odd post ive ever read in my entire life and i didnt understand half of what u said

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by atvrider12764
that is the most entires post ive ever read in my entire life and i didnt understand half of what u said


u wanntin mottor werk r wat:confused:

[AtvMxRider]

You sellin any axis springs monkey nutz?

[2001400ex]

Howcome you always talk/spell like that monkeyboy?

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
You sellin any axis springs monkey nutz?

no



we tryinz to git wit santa rezi

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
n e bodeez neeed 2 makk day fo weeela fass jus git wit me an me bro


we makkin a badazzz quads raccin shopp n da exttry barn


sind me a pms fer pricces

we'se goinings to port, silinders honin, jett carrbs, make em fassa,

put on are fillters, adn makke yuor bike bestest

and ....slapppy dont even no yett i gott the neighbor down teh rode whoo is good ast motors he moved, adn his' hottt
dotter is gonna be sekretary adn help wiht money to work for us wen she goeings to kollej skcool.

adn, Cuz is gitten a dino masheen to test how fass teh quad bikes are wen we's dun // we gitten it affter he leafs the wess port coasd wiht hes truk he gotten.
ummm... good for you:confused: :huh

[lil400exman]

huwz muochz fa a purt n powish? i need dem bigboarz cliendur! huuk me up munky boy..........i alsu need sum piemp springs:macho

[MOFO]

Monkeyboy...


I have a fo'wheeler that I would like to convert to a trike... can you do that?

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by 2001400ex
Howcome you always talk/spell like that monkeyboy?


no mottor werk fer u :mad: :grr:

[2001400ex]

lol:D

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by MOFO
Monkeyboy...


I have a fo'wheeler that I would like to convert to a trike... can you do that?


yess

we makk it dragg bikk wit weeeely bar:muscle:

[MOFO]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
yess

we makk it dragg bikk wit weeeely bar:muscle:


I also want a motor bigger than chad's 500ex...

how 'bout them saddlebags? Got any available... I want some just like 'cuz's...

[cdalejef]

Would someone be so kinda as to translate? :confused:

[Ryan]

Monkey working in a shop :o :p ..... Sure would make a good reality TV show.......

[kicken250x]

hahahaha its funny to watch the new guys read monky nutz or cuz's or any of the wanna be monkyboy guys talk.:p

so whats goin on up there monkey chit? if yall get this goin then i might just call yall up for parts. whats some of the companies youre gonna be with?

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by MOFO
I also want a motor bigger than chad's 500ex...

how 'bout them saddlebags? Got any available... I want some just like 'cuz's...


chads 500 = pos


sorrry mofo butt no baggs unlesss u meen sumtin elss:confused: i sinn u Pm;)

[ILGNCC400EX]

now you just know somebody is going to pm him for motor work

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by kicken250x
hahahaha its funny to watch the new guys read monky nutz or cuz's or any of the wanna be monkyboy guys talk.:p

so whats goin on up there monkey chit? if yall get this goin then i might just call yall up for parts. whats some of the companies youre gonna be with?


toms cruize racin
spanks raccin
an wattin fer a calll frum LRDs

:cool: :cool:

[MOFO]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
chads 500 = pos


sorrry mofo butt no baggs unlesss u meen sumtin elss:confused: i sinn u Pm;)


yep, we are on the same page... thanks for the info.. I'll be in touch! ;)

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by atvrider12764
that is the most odd post ive ever read in my entire life and i didnt understand half of what u said

I don't think they understood it any better over on rriders... :confused: I was tapping my monitor, trying to straighten out the words... :rolleyes:

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
I don't think they understood it any better over on rriders... :confused: I was tapping my monitor, trying to straighten out the words... :rolleyes:


kant u reeed:confused:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
kant u reeed:confused:

after I've had several jacks and ginger ale, it becomes clear. ;)

[jcsact]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
Would someone be so kinda as to translate? :confused:

Sounds like you got a little competition JeffTQS. :bandit: Monkey is going to be taking some of your business now. :eek:

Monkey you going to sell those Tirz Baws??

[Blysster]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
n e bodeez neeed 2 makk day fo weeela fass jus git wit me an me bro


we makkin a badazzz quads raccin shopp n da exttry barn


sind me a pms fer pricces

we'se goinings to port, silinders honin, jett carrbs, make em fassa,

put on are fillters, adn makke yuor bike bestest

and ....slapppy dont even no yett i gott the neighbor down teh rode whoo is good ast motors he moved, adn his' hottt
dotter is gonna be sekretary adn help wiht money to work for us wen she goeings to kollej skcool.

adn, Cuz is gitten a dino masheen to test how fass teh quad bikes are wen we's dun // we gitten it affter he leafs the wess port coasd wiht hes truk he gotten.

I beleive we understand what I think you just said but I'm not sure you realize what we heard is what you said. :huh :confused:

I still prefer pepsi over coke.

[flyin#5]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
we tryinz to git wit santa rezi



poor santo.... :( :blah: :p

[jmoney45]

quote me a price on some ape hangers for my v force. the highest bend you got. :eek2:

[Doibugu2]

Hey monkey did your unemployment checks run out? You guys trying to make some extra coin, because the green stuff isn't selling?:huh

[wilkin250r]

Do you guys to custom frame work? I'd like to put a Ford Explorer engine into a LT500 frame, and THEN convert it to a 3-wheeler. I'm also thinking nitrous, but that will depend on price...

[Bill Fuller]

Monkey,I'm interested in that Takooty you got is it for sale?Is there anyway you could make it as fast as Jeff's ATK?I have some squirrel hides and deer meat we could trade for the extra work that will need to be done.Could you pack the pipe with some green smooks before I get it?Send pictures with Maw Maw sitting on my new ride,I can't wait.....................

[FreekShow]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
n e bodeez neeed 2 makk day fo weeela fass jus git wit me an me bro


we makkin a badazzz quads raccin shopp n da exttry barn


sind me a pms fer pricces

we'se goinings to port, silinders honin, jett carrbs, make em fassa,

put on are fillters, adn makke yuor bike bestest

and ....slapppy dont even no yett i gott the neighbor down teh rode whoo is good ast motors he moved, adn his' hottt
dotter is gonna be sekretary adn help wiht money to work for us wen she goeings to kollej skcool.

adn, Cuz is gitten a dino masheen to test how fass teh quad bikes are wen we's dun // we gitten it affter he leafs the wess port coasd wiht hes truk he gotten.

Shutup MONKEYNUTS, ill kik u and slappy in da dirt pil u sum *****.:grr:

[Guy400]

I think Monkeyboy is higher than a MF'er right now:D :bandit:

[JOEX]

Will you do work for smocks:confused:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by JOEX
Will you do work for smocks:confused:

lmfao...i think they kikk'd the habit:eek:

good luck knuckleheads:D

[300XFST4602]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
n e bodeez neeed 2 makk day fo weeela fass jus git wit me an me bro


we makkin a badazzz quads raccin shopp n da exttry barn


sind me a pms fer pricces

we'se goinings to port, silinders honin, jett carrbs, make em fassa,

put on are fillters, adn makke yuor bike bestest

and ....slapppy dont even no yett i gott the neighbor down teh rode whoo is good ast motors he moved, adn his' hottt
dotter is gonna be sekretary adn help wiht money to work for us wen she goeings to kollej skcool.

adn, Cuz is gitten a dino masheen to test how fass teh quad bikes are wen we's dun // we gitten it affter he leafs the wess port coasd wiht hes truk he gotten.

I dunno whether to feel sorry for the kid or be happy for him?:confused:

[Guy400]

Originally posted by Pappy
lmfao...i think they kikk'd the habit:eek:

good luck knuckleheads:D I think I drove passed their new shop :confused: I saw a dilapidated old barn in the mountains with a couple trikes in the yard and a new 450R up on cement blocks. On the front of the barn was spraypainted "Bong Hits Racing---Johnny C #1". It had to have been them:devil:

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Guy400
I think I drove passed their new shop :confused: I saw a dilapidated old barn in the mountains with a couple trikes in the yard and a new 450R up on cement blocks. On the front of the barn was spraypainted "Bong Hits Racing---Johnny C #1". It had to have been them:devil:

:mad: not funee






Aftter lotso thinkkin we gunnna give 18% diskount 2 alll exriders peeeple:cool:

[Guy400]

I'll gladly take an 18% discount and from everything I hear your quads are hella fasss:macho

[xr50layke]

monkeyboy i dont think ill be buying anything from you....id like my engine to be stamped "HONDA" not "HANADA" :p

[Toadz400]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
Would someone be so kinda as to translate? :confused:

He said:

"Anybody need to make their fourwheeler fast just get with me an my bro.


We're making a bad***** quad racing shop in the extra barn.


Send me a pm for prices.

We're going to port, cylinders honing, jet carbs, make them faster,

put on air filters, ann make your bike the best.

and ....slappy dont even know yet, I got the neighbor down the road who is good with motors, he moved and his hot
daughter is going to be our secretary and help with money to work for us when she goes to college school.
(Didn't understand that last part...)

and, Cuz is getting a dyno machine to test how fast the quad bikes are when we're done. We're getting it after he leaves the west port coast with the truck he got."

Man...I have a lot of time on my hands...well that's what happens when our Computer Apps II teacher gives us a free day:blah:

[zephead400ex]

This is the funniest chit I have seen all day...except this

http://www.fordoftulsa.com/frameset1.asp?LINK=UsedCars&MAIN=used_vehicle_search

[FourFiftyFour]

myy canndalle neeedz to bee fass, hook mee upp

[popo]

Monkey,

Where am suppose to ship all these bongs I chromed fer ya?

[ILGNCC400EX]

you shure you want hooked up with monkeyboy.i here he is a real heartbreaker

[JTRtrx250r]

Originally posted by popo
Monkey,

Where am suppose to ship all these bongs I chromed fer ya? LMFAO!:D

[Mxjunkie]

munkeeeyboooiz i wunt me a cr80!!! dat b smokin da papzters fo fiddy r:mad: i anit reckin dat u cant do dat! hok a brothah up munkeeynutz:macho hit me up maah munkeey maan

[markk]

ohaaaa ahhhhhh I get da ol 4hundy tern down, adn ship u-ins da moto, I's getn her cut-out 2 dee 416cubic inches, Butts i neeedsss a racIn treehundry, cans u puts ma 416 toA MUNKYracin TREEHUNDY!!!!!!!

I be needins a HILLA pottin joob! 7angel valves JOB and the HOLE cat&kabodil.
If u-ins dropped me a prise, ills be havin Dale Jatter (brwn) racr over der!!!!1

[dirtriderex]

I always thought Monkey man was just kidding, but after this post i'm thinking he is the real deal:ermm: . Maybe he's even a real monkey:huh

[theTman]

heeey huke mee uup wif sum long travil a armms annd sum 19 iinsch custim aaxiz shhox

aand i waunt sum tranz red pouwdir cooting onn mie fraame

[big_poppa49]

:huh


.........kids :rolleyes:

[SGA]

I need some motor work, you still in the biz monkey boy?

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by SGA
I need some motor work, you still in the biz monkey boy?

would like to know myself to,imma have some motor work late winter time if you still doing it,i want a custom enscribed banana and and a monkey on the cylinder head as well,lmao j/k

[Ex_Rider43]

I needz motar wurks fo ma 450r monkeyboy itll need ta be hella fass fo tha mx trakks. git me sum pryces sooun!

[Mxjunkie]

monkeyboyz wuur r u? u gots sum custermers a waitin! dey wunt fass quadz!

[tp300ex]

:huh

[DEAL]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
no



we tryinz to git wit santa rezi



I don't think santo is into that kinda lifestyle.

[rollie]

wheres monkeyboy!! i need motorwork!:D

[markk]

MONEY I KNEEDS dat quad dun! I'z watn 2 sa Billy Ballanze EAT-uins heart out!

[Martin Blair]

dose u alz nos tis tread waz 7 monts oeld ?

hey monky boy werz my spanks piepe at? Isa never reciven her froam the upps guy

[LazeR]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
no



we tryinz to git wit santa rezi
Originally posted by DEAL
I don't think santo is into that kinda lifestyle.

lmfao i think thats the best part of the whole thread

[markk]

MUNKY, is uins and slapnutz stiii N biznaz~? Lata woorkz nEdins be dun!

[Rico]

They just ported my head and it's pretty badazz....:eek2:

[Bill Fuller]

Monkeys sister "ported"my head also.It's amazing what three dollars will get you in that part of the country:huh

[fastblaster2002]

yo nig nog...speak english...not jibberish

[Rico]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
Monkeys sister "ported"my head also.It's amazing what three dollars will get you in that part of the country:huh

That musta been his momma cuz he aints got no sisters... :uhoh

[brian-250]

Originally posted by Rico
That musta been his momma cuz he aints got no sisters... :uhoh




Run ****** he gonna kill you!:p

[Bill Fuller]

momma sister whatever

[markk]

Was is Dark bill, It coulda been his cuzin slap-***!

[Bill Fuller]

lets just say there was some "slappin" going on ;)

[bradley300]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
momma sister whatever

isnt that the same thing id da mountains?

[SlapNutz]

Originally posted by Bill Fuller
lets just say there was some "slappin" going on ;)

yous got bitccch slapped bye neaybor boye:scary:

:ermm:

[markk]

Originally posted by bradley300
isnt that the same thing id da mountains?



Yulp, If anyones gona sleep with his sister is gona be him!

[insaneracin2003]

omfg,you guys are killing me.......by the way monkeyboy,when you get back from vacation in the alps,can you explain how to get my pivot-bolt out,that 30 puound sludge ya sent is all beat up.....:confused: i am wondering why

[markk]

Hey monekyboy and slap-nutz where uins been hidin at?



I saw this and i could have sworn it was u-2!

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by markk
Hey monekyboy and slap-nutz where uins been hidin at?



I saw this and i could have sworn it was u-2!
i was wondering where i threw that :eek2:

[Mxjunkie]

hey monkeyboy

[markk]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie69
hey monkeyboy




LMFAo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No mota woke 4-u!