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PHAT400
02-27-2004, 11:43 AM
Ghost Poopin
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

MY FAVORITE:


Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.


:eek2:

sprtrx300ex
02-27-2004, 11:48 AM
OMFG!!!! THATS GREAT.

beak7707
02-27-2004, 11:50 AM
thats quality humor!

Narly R
02-27-2004, 12:01 PM
LMAO! The visual pictures on that are just great....:huh

quad
02-27-2004, 12:06 PM
Thats pretty funny.Worst part is,We all had every one of em!!!:D

PHAT400
02-27-2004, 12:13 PM
"OOPS---a Poopie!"


:devil:

SadisticShee
02-27-2004, 12:15 PM
LOL

02-27-2004, 12:39 PM
:p :p lmoa that was great

02-27-2004, 02:13 PM
Reading all that makes me think about hot chicks...:huh :huh

chucked
02-27-2004, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Rico
Reading all that makes me think about hot chicks...:huh :huh
WTF??? :huh

monkeyboy
02-27-2004, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by chucked
WTF??? :huh


:mad: :mad:

Ryan
02-27-2004, 03:17 PM
LOL!!!!!

javan
02-27-2004, 04:42 PM
Dude you forgot one...

Iceberg Poopie
A poopie thats so big that part of it sticks up out of the water:D

QuadJunkies
02-27-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Rico
Reading all that makes me think about hot chicks...:huh :huh Makes me remember not to forget to buy DONUTS at the store of breakfast tomorrow.:eek: :o

montyjcm
02-27-2004, 05:16 PM
LOL that was hilarious!:D

400grl
02-27-2004, 08:06 PM
OMG Rico!!! That's funny!!! I don't even want to ask.......!!!! LOL!!!! :D :devil:

RH1N08d9
02-27-2004, 08:11 PM
I was laughin so hard almost had a "suprise poopy" gotta go!

stonerider250x
02-27-2004, 11:37 PM
That was sum funny chit.......i have tears rollin down the side of my face cuz i was laugin so hard:eek2: :D :p