Tips for an easier life

[Pappy]

well after a boring day at work, i found myself engaged in a conversation with my wife:o she was inquiring why there was always butter knives in the sink at home, and at work. i simply explained that as i grew up i had to take care of myself and that i used a butter knife instead of a spoon or fork to stir my coffee or mix things. after a few looks like this-->:confused: i re-explained it and told her that it was simple. i could wash up 4 or 5 butter knives faster and easier then i could the same amount of forks and spoons:o bachloromics at its finest:macho


sorry, just a useless bit of wisdom:D

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
well after a boring day at work, i found myself engaged in a conversation with my wife:o she was inquiring why there was always butter knives in the sink at home, and at work. i simply explained that as i grew up i had to take care of myself and that i used a butter knife instead of a spoon or fork to stir my coffee or mix things. after a few looks like this-->:confused: i re-explained it and told her that it was simple. i could wash up 4 or 5 butter knives faster and easier then i could the same amount of forks and spoons:o bachloromics at its finest:macho


sorry, just a useless bit of wisdom:D


so true. I like your thinking.... my current apartment does not have a dishwasher, so I know what you mean when it comes to cleaning stuff. I recently made a trip to CostCo and bought a boatload of 16oz plastic cups... no more washing cups for me. :devil:

[400exmom]

the only reason i had kids was so i dont have to do dishes anymore:D

[MOFO]

Originally posted by 400exmom
the only reason i had kids was so i dont have to do dishes anymore:D


I hate doin dishes, but not that bad... alteast yet... :eek:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by MOFO
I hate doin dishes, but not that bad... alteast yet... :eek:

paper plates:p plastic cups and plastic forks .....all a lazy man could ask for:devil:

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
paper plates:p plastic cups and plastic forks .....all a lazy man could ask for:devil:


I have not made it to plastic forks or spoons yet... I dont want nicole thinkin I'm that lazy. :D

[zephead400ex]

Good point Pappy!:D But come one guys, all the tree-hugging hippies are going to get really pissed off when they find out that us atv guys are too lazy to wash dishes so we use plastic instead, haha, I love it!:blah:

Originally posted by Pappy
well after a boring day at work, i found myself engaged in a conversation with my wife:o she was inquiring why there was always butter knives in the sink at home, and at work. i simply explained that as i grew up i had to take care of myself and that i used a butter knife instead of a spoon or fork to stir my coffee or mix things. after a few looks like this-->:confused: i re-explained it and told her that it was simple. i could wash up 4 or 5 butter knives faster and easier then i could the same amount of forks and spoons:o bachloromics at its finest:macho


sorry, just a useless bit of wisdom:D

I suggest ya start drinkin the coffee like a man......... BLACK :D

108 proof whiskey is the only thing i've ever found that goes with coffee..:macho

Why does a lazy man need plastic cups for????? My beer comes in a can!

[SSRedRider]

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bachloromics at its finest

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Paper plates, plastic forks and spoons, styrofoam bowls. Thats the dinnerware I use. I don't do dishes. I am so bad I have thrown them away and bought new, fake ones that is.

Lazy because I won't do dishes? I don't think that I am lazy, something about going thru life with dishpan hands don't appeal to me. Its just this mans thing.

[MOFO]

Originally posted by SSRedRider
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something about going thru life with dishpan hands don't appeal to me. Its just this mans thing.


LMGDAO!

[wilkin250r]

I've never had a problem with the dishes. It's my girlfriend that buys the paper plates...

[blondie69]

I never have to do the dishes:D

But when I move out, I'm gonna have all plastic plates, cups, cutlery (except for knives). But not the disposible ones. Ones that u still wash and re-use. Cuz 1. There cheeper, 2. They don't break, and 3. I really don't like metal forks n stuff (Mom bought a new set of cutlery and I still use the old ones, cuz the new ones taste too much like metal:huh ) The old ones are metal, but they don't taste like it cuz I dunnno why:confused:

[batgeek]

fark the utensils!!!

eat with your hands!!!

i once knew a guy that was sooooo macho, he stirred his coffee with his penis!! :eek2:

[AtvMxRider]

Thats why you buy plastic spoons and forks and paper plates:devil: . Throw them suckers away when your done.

[blondie69]

Originally posted by batgeek

i once knew a guy that was sooooo macho, he stirred his coffee with his penis!! :eek2:

Oh good god:eek2: :huh

[Ralph]

The best tip from me is get a mom, she does everything. so am i spoiled? Probably in the chores department, so i dont wanna hear it!

[xr50layke]

i hate plastic forks and knives :mad: i try to eat steak or something and ..

1) i cant cut with the knife.

2) when i stick the meat with the fork, it goes thru the meat, into the plate, where you have 2 options:

A) you dont see the styrofoam at the end of your fork, mmm mmm good!

B) you get mad because you:

A1) cant get it out of the plate.

B2) you need a new plate because your sauce leaks now.

3) the plates dont fly good in the air.

4) the forks have a crease down the middle and it irritates my finger, and you cant hold the fork sideways because its too think at the top, who wants to hold a knife at the very bottom :confused:

5) the spoons arent stiff enough. I tried to eat cereal one time with a plastic spoon.....big mistake. It would pick up a lot of cereal, but then it would all fall off, and it would become a cattapult in my face, yippie.

6) i often misscalculate the weight of the plastic spoons, when i try to feel frisky and go for a 3 pointer from the front door into the garbage, it just spins in the air and falls down because the weight is biased.. now with a metal spoon, its in the sink like michael jacksons fork in a lil kids paper plate.

i hate plastic things.

[cudaman]

i eat meat with my hands. i hate cutting it, i just tear it with my teeth. lol and i dont like doing dishes either. i like using plastic

[blondie69]

Originally posted by cudaman
i eat meat with my hands. i hate cutting it, i just tear it with my teeth. lol and i dont like doing dishes either. i like using plastic

Oh u animal u!:devil: :blah: Haha jp. I do the same (when I actually eat meat..or forced to eat it:huh )

[ILGNCC400EX]

Originally posted by batgeek
fark the utensils!!!

eat with your hands!!!

i once knew a guy that was sooooo macho, he stirred his coffee with his penis!! :eek2: well dam did he drink it after that

[xr50layke]

did he make the coffee for you batgeek :confused: :devil:

[batgeek]

i don't drink coffee...

[Woodsrider]

Originally posted by 400exmom
the only reason i had kids was so i dont have to do dishes anymore:D

LOL kids are the reason we go thru so many paper plates. I bet we eat off paper as many times a week as we do the real stuff. and our dish washer still runs at least five days out of seven.

I havent done dishes since I moved out on my own. My dad made me do the dishes every day from the time I was 7 until I move out at 18. I told my wife before we even moved in together, "I don't, and will never, do dishes."

[RH1N08d9]

I can save money, and time buy reusing paper and plastic stuff without washing it!, just find the cleanest one, or whichever has the same food or drink your about to eat! the stuffs good for at least three meals!

[Bad Habit]

Originally posted by RH1N08d9
I can save money, and time buy reusing paper and plastic stuff without washing it!, just find the cleanest one, or whichever has the same food or drink your about to eat! the stuffs good for at least three meals!

LMAO! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found the next bachelor.

[Honda4trax250x]

im def. in favor of the sporks!

[cudaman]

Originally posted by Honda4trax250x
im def. in favor of the sporks!

hell yeah

[SGA]

I dunno, I guess im old school. I like a real plate with a real fork. Now camping, races, or vacation its throwaway baby, im not there to do dishes.

[Ralph]

Truthfully i like real plates more aswell.

[batgeek]

dontcha hate it when a paper plate folds up and dumps yer food on ya?

then ya buy the expensive ones and think its a waste to throw em away :(

[remlapr]

We use normal stuff other than glasses in our house. We just buy those giant things of plastic dixie cups and use those all the time, much easier!

[SGA]

Good point Batgeek! Say, who here has a cabinet full of those cheap plastic cups you get at Burgerking, KFC and McDonalds? You feel kinda bad about throwing em away, so you wash and save them?

[crday98]

Originally posted by batgeek
i once knew a guy that was sooooo macho, he stirred his coffee with his penis!! :eek2:
i'm not even gonna ask what he used for creamer:huh