***nominate Funniest Exrider***

[Berry]

i thought it would be a good idea to have a little poll on who the funniest exrider member is. before we vote lets have a nomination for the funniest out there, the ones that make you laugh after you read there post. i know theres alot i just dont know there names so start nominating and when i think i have enough i will make a poll!!! have fun!

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by Berry
i thought it would be a good idea to have a little poll on who the funniest exrider member is. before we vote lets have a nomination for the funniest out there, the ones that make you laugh after you read there post. i know theres alot i just dont know there names so start nominating and when i think i have enough i will make a poll!!! have fun!
**EDIT~JOEX**
Rule #1
1. If you don't like someone, make believe you do or don't respond. Personal attacks will not be tolerated.

[blondie69]

LTraptor and Rico:D :blah:

[derekhonda]

Jabber used to be :(

[dirtmomma]

LTandRaptorrider ;) & yes Jabber used to be funnier than chit too!! Can't think of anymore right off hand!!

[sickmojave]

Jerry and his apple :devil:

[cheetah]

Yea where has jabber been hidin out? I guess Jerry STOLE the torch.:devil: I've always loved that apple.:D

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by sickmojave
Jerry and his apple :devil:


:devil: :Dhttp://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/atvmxrider/whocares.JPG

[Cody_300ex]

Deffinalty Jerry and the apple, and Rico. Yea Jabber was funnier than chit!

[remlapr]

I'd have to give it to Rico and his army of smilies.

[MotoX3]

All time-Jabberjaw
Current-Jerry

[Chino]

I would have to say Jerry right now. But in real life meetings, Runnin Dumb and Redzoomer have to be the two funniest mofo's i've ever met ~

monkeyboy or whatever his name was & his cousins

[xr50layke]

I'd like to nominate myself :D

[sly400ex]

Monkeynutz!!!:devil:

[Tommy 17]

jabber... u couldn't breath after u read his posts...

[DEAL]

N.C Redneck , I don't even think he trys to be funny.

[toby400ex]

Curt was funny, so was his 10 other names he got banned under.

[MOFO]

Originally posted by DEAL
N.C Redneck , I don't even think he trys to be funny.


because he's not... he is flat out stupid and annoying. This is shown by the BS he tries to pull over everyone.

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by MOFO
because he's not... he is flat out stupid and annoying. This is shown by the BS he tries to pull over everyone. http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/atvmxrider/banhim.gif

[Pappy]

my vote goes to Slapnutz:p i could be having the worst day ever and if he posts i bust up laughing:D monkeyboy is right there with him:D

[Berry]

ok nominating is over! now go vote!

[250EXking]

i like all the people who make fun of jerry.....:D

and i like jerry and his apple......

[k2-dawg]

Originally posted by Chino
I would have to say Jerry right now. But in real life meetings, Runnin Dumb and Redzoomer have to be the two funniest mofo's i've ever met ~

[MOFO]

too many for me to pick just one, but I gotta say that in the past it was a blast to read "BLAH300" bar stories... glad to see he's back. For some reason I can vividly see what happens with his story's...

[member]

sry i dont know about this but what happened to jabberjaw did he just stop posting or something?

[Pappy]

remember this:D
bang bang bang (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml)

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
remember this:D
bang bang bang (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml)


oh yea.... very catchy song... its stuck in my head again. :devil:

[QuadJunkies]

LtRaptorrider, Jerry and Pappy all crack me up.....:p

[crap-banshee32]

Originally posted by toby400ex
Curt was funny, so was his 10 other names he got banned under.


hahah yep....i think hes up to at least 15 names by now;)

[TRX250X]

Definitely Jabber,

Too bad a lot of people on here have no idea who that is.:blah:

[Motoman440]

Runnin Dumb!!! This dude cracks me up but ya gotta meet him in person!!! "Lets see boy, dewey spit or dewey swaller, what's it gonna be?"

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by member
sry i dont know about this but what happened to jabberjaw did he just stop posting or something?

Last I heard he said he was taking a break? He did pop back on here quite awhile ago but hasn't been back :( he was supposed to meet us (Soggyrider,JOEX,DeepCJ,myself) for a ride last year but never showed up there either :( we were all looking forward to his humor around the fire :p

[exriderdude]

chickenhawk is hilarious i think:devil:

Originally posted by DEAL
N.C Redneck , I don't even think he trys to be funny. i was wonderin who voted for me:confused: :huh
im suprised my name even made the polls, muchless get a vote:eek2:

[XANDADA]

I gotta give it to Slapnutz or Monkeyboy. Their killin me over at rriders.com

[xr50layke]

chcknhawk was so funny..

does anybody remember MASTA OF DISASTA aka DEAD CELERY aka NOT DEAD CELERY lmfao.. that guy is my fav..

i nominate masta.

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by exriderdude
chickenhawk is hilarious i think:devil: I miss him around here!!!!:blah: he is a kick!!!!
As for Masta......... He can go suck an Egg:grr: :o :p

[redrunner]

Originally posted by sickmojave
Jerry and his apple :devil:
:D ^^:D

[wilkin250r]

I need to be funnier. Not a single nomination.

Maybe I could get nominated for "Who posts the longest, most technical, and incredibly boring posts?"

[SGA]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I need to be funnier. Not a single nomination.

Maybe I could get nominated for "Who posts the longest, most technical, and incredibly boring posts?"
I know thats right!:blah:
Haha, just kidding! You tha man!

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by xr50layke
MASTA OF DISASTA aka DEAD CELERY aka NOT DEAD CELERY lmfao.. that guy is my fav..

i nominate masta.

Haha, Him and his wheelbarrow chit! :rolleyes:

Hey guys, do you remember jeff? Man, people use to bust on him all the time and he always try to come back with the stupidest stuff! He had it comin with all those pics he posted with his shirt off :blah:

[DEAL]

Originally posted by xr50layke
chcknhawk was so funny..

does anybody remember MASTA OF DISASTA aka DEAD CELERY aka NOT DEAD CELERY lmfao.. that guy is my fav..

i nominate masta.

I remember him....
He was never funny.

[Tommy 17]

all gay people come from NC on here it seems... jeff and ncredneck...



anyone have the pic of jeff on the camel???

[TheChknhwk]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
I miss him around here!!!!:blah: he is a kick!!!!
As for Masta......... He can go suck an Egg:grr: :o :p

I quit coming because you wouldn't show me yer boobs!!! :blah:

I actually made a new post the other day and no one replied so I felt alone and dejected and contemplated my own EXR suicide:huh

[TheChknhwk]

BTW, I would have to say JabberJaw was the funniest mofo ever on here.

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by TheChknhwk
I quit coming because you wouldn't show me yer boobs!!! :blah:



HAHAH I saw em..........;) :devil:

Originally posted by Tommy 17
all gay people come from NC on here it seems... jeff and ncredneck...



anyone have the pic of jeff on the camel??? http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/rant2.gif

[MotoX3]

shut up NC...no ones cares...and btw...when u joined ur signature said Matt....now it says Adam...wheres ur excuse/lie for that?

[MOFO]

Originally posted by MotoX3
shut up NC...no ones cares...and btw...when u joined ur signature said Matt....now it says Adam...wheres ur excuse/lie for that?


oh, that is the smallest lie I think he's been caught in. On this board he has had around 3-4 different user ID's (all banned BTW), he has claimed to have a Raptor, Blaster, YFZ450 and a few other quads. He claims his neighbor is a columbian druglord.... the list goes on and on. Do a search for Raptor660 and you'll see all the story's.


my favorite was when he created another user ID and actually had a conversation between his two user id's (talked to himself)...

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by MOFO
oh, that is the smallest lie I think he's been caught in. On this board he has had around 3-4 different user ID's (all banned BTW),



soon to be on the banned list N.C REDNECK2433 :D

[MOFO]

Ok, I couldnt resist...

Here is a link to the post I was referring to when he talks to himself via two user ids.

NCRedneck and Username#1 are the same person.

http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83574&highlight=Raptor660

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by MOFO
Ok, I couldnt resist...

Here is a link to the post I was referring to when he talks to himself via two user ids.

NCRedneck and Username#1 are the same person.

http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83574&highlight=Raptor660



Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
and i would like to hear some moderators apologizing too (that means get in here!) the whole site owes this kid an "apology accepted".

You're very limber, N.C Redneck...

[MotoX3]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
You're very limber, N.C Redneck... silly....he cant do that his legs broken.....remember?he broke it riding his bigbear that starts in gear

[Glow Plug]

Originally posted by MOFO
Ok, I couldnt resist...

Here is a link to the post I was referring to when he talks to himself via two user ids.

NCRedneck and Username#1 are the same person.

http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83574&highlight=Raptor660


omfg that is the funniest thing I have ever read lmao


mabye he has muiltple personallities

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by MotoX3
silly....he cant do that his legs broken.....remember?he broke it riding his bigbear that starts in gear

It's easier to fit his entire head up there with his fractured pelvis...

[Tommy 17]

Originally posted by MotoX3
he broke it riding his bigbear that starts in gear


:huh a big bear does start in gear... pull in the front left lever and it'll start... all yamahas are like that:o

[MotoX3]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
:huh a big bear does start in gear... pull in the front left lever and it'll start... all yamahas are like that:o haha didnt know that....i just remembered a big contraversy(sp) about it....but still u get my point....but maybe he broke it on his raptor?

[MOFO]

Originally posted by MotoX3
haha didnt know that....i just remembered a big contraversy(sp) about it....but still u get my point....but maybe he broke it on his raptor?


yea, I was just asking why his father "supposedly" removed the switch from the brake lever and what the purpose of it was.

[Foxyangel0425]

:(

[xr50layke]

hey man i wish i had a bigbear :rolleyes: i dont lie about my 82 KE100, its a full blown POS, i like it tho, its what i have. someday ill have a cool ride.

ya i remember jeff and his girlfriend :D....

"How you rike cut, jeff :D"

[DEAL]

Wot400ex was a pretty funny guy.
I remember he asked out tegan and never even met her or knew what she looked like.

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
It's easier to fit his entire head up there with his fractured pelvis...


LMGDFAO...........:D

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by TheChknhwk
I quit coming because you wouldn't show me yer boobs!!! :blah:

I actually made a new post the other day and no one replied so I felt alone and dejected and contemplated my own EXR suicide:huh :eek: :eek: :eek:




OMG!!!!! LMDGFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o :p

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
It's easier to fit his entire head up there with his fractured pelvis... :eek: I hear doing Yoga also helps....:huh :o

[Crazy Honda]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LtRaptorrider,


Yea hes funny alright ......just not funny ha ha :devil: :D :eek2:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Crazy Honda
Yea hes funny alright ......just not funny ha ha :devil: :D :eek2:

Ahhh... come on... BUDDY!! :D

[Fitzy]

rico...?

[xr50layke]

whats wrong with tegan :devil:

[TRX250X]

I'm not sticking up for NC Redneck. I don't hardly take the time to read his posts. But I can see why some respected members have left this forum.

It seems like everyone needs to go back and Read Rule #1 Again.

Originally posted by xr50layke
hey man i wish i had a bigbear :rolleyes: i dont lie about my 82 KE100, its a full blown POS, i like it tho, its what i have. someday ill have a cool ride.

ya i remember jeff and his girlfriend :D....

"How you rike cut, jeff :D" i wont lie about my quad its a pos too. dont get one

[blondie69]

Originally posted by xr50layke
whats wrong with tegan :devil:

Ya...whats wrong w/ Tegan?:o :rolleyes: jp

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by blondie69
Ya...whats wrong w/ Tegan?:o :rolleyes: jp

absofugginlutely nuttin wrong with Tegan! She's one of the few that send me happy valentine's day wishes! :D

Although, you did promise to shovel some snow for me! :grr: That will soon be somebody else's problem... ;)

BTW... how's the frost bite doing?

[blondie69]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
absofugginlutely nuttin wrong with Tegan! She's one of the few that send me happy valentine's day wishes! :D

Although, you did promise to shovel some snow for me! :grr: That will soon be somebody else's problem... ;)

BTW... how's the frost bite doing?

Haha, I would shovel your snow...but I think I already have enuf snow to shovel here:eek2: (got about 1 ft last night and still have almost another ft to get today/tonight:eek2: )
And the frost bite is fine n dandy...my ears are actually normal...I don't look like a mouse no more!!!!:blah:

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by blondie69
Haha, I would shovel your snow...but I think I already have enuf snow to shovel here:eek2: (got about 1 ft last night and still have almost another ft to get today/tonight:eek2: )
And the frost bite is fine n dandy...my ears are actually normal...I don't look like a mouse no more!!!!:blah:

Ah, that's a fair trade then. You got snow, but I haven't gotten any in almost 2 weeks! Glad to hear your ears are fine, and you don't look like a mouse anymore! :D

[TheChknhwk]

I got some frost bite on ma neck riding the river, looked like my woman sucked my neck dry or burned me w/a curling iron then the skin fell off and it still has a funny shade to it

[blondie69]

Haha, thanxs LT;)

And Chknhwk, I had mild frostbite on my ears...they didn't turn color, but they were swollen at least 3 times the regular size, and they were right red and hot for like 4-5 days. Then they peeled and it was groooss. :huh Never go snowmobiling w/ only a beanie on your head (the same one that I have on in my avatar). How'd u get yours tho???

[TheChknhwk]

Riding on the river without a dickey;)