400exmom
02-12-2004, 08:12 AM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "when I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah." The teacher asked, "what if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "then you ask him."
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "when I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah." The teacher asked, "what if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "then you ask him."