only in America, this is funny :)

[cyba888]

> > > > >> >> >. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
> > > > >> > >faster than an ambulance.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >2. Only in America......are there
> > > > >> > >handicap parking
> > > > >> > > places in front of a
> > > > >> > >skating rink.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >3. Only in
> > > > >> > > America......do drugstores
> > > > >> > >make the sick walk all the way to the
> > > > >> > >back
> > > > >> > > of the store to get their
> > > > >> > >prescriptions while healthy people can buy
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >cigarettes at the front.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >4. Only in
> > > > >> > > America......do people order
> > > > >> > >double cheeseburgers, large fries,
> > > > >> > >and a
> > > > >> > > diet coke.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >5. Only in America......do banks leave
> > > > >> > >both doors
> > > > >> > > open and then chain the
> > > > >> > >pens to the counters.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >6. Only in
> > > > >> > > America..do we leave cars
> > > > >> > >worth thousands of dollars in the
> > > > >> > >driveway
> > > > >> > > and put our useless junk in the
> > > > >> > >garage.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >7. Only in
> > > > >> > > America......do we use
> > > > >> > >answering machines to screen calls and
> > > > >> > >then
> > > > >> > > have call waiting so we won't miss a
> > > > >> > >call from someone we didn't want
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >to talk to in the first place.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >8. Only in America......do we buy hot
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> > > > >> > >packages of eight.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >9. Only in
> > > > >> > > America......do we use the
> > > > >> > >word 'politics' to describe the process so
> > > > >> > > well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
> > > > >> > >'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
> > > > >> > > creatures'.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >10. Only in America......do they have
> > > > >> > >drive-up ATM
> > > > >> > > machines with Braille
> > > > >> > >lettering.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >EVER WONDER
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why the sun lightens
> > > > >> > > our hair, but
> > > > >> > >darkens our skin?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why women can't
> > > > >> > > put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why don't you
> > > > >> > > ever see the headline
> > > > >> > >"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is
> > > > >> > > "abbreviated" such a long word?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is it that
> > > > >> > > doctors call what they do
> > > > >> > >"practice"?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is it that
> > > > >> > > to stop Windows 98, you
> > > > >> > >have to click on "Start"?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is lemon
> > > > >> > > juice made with artificial
> > > > >> > >flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
> > > > >> > >with
> > > > >> > > real lemons?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why is the time of day with the slowest
> > > > >> > >traffic
> > > > >> > > called rush hour?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
> > > > >> > > food?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >When dog food is new
> > > > >> > > and improved
> > > > >> > >tasting, who tests it?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why didn't Noah swat those two
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >mosquitoes?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why do they
> > > > >> > > sterilize the needle for
> > > > >> > >lethal injections?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >You know that
> > > > >> > > indestructible black box
> > > > >> > >that is used on airplanes? Why don't
> > > > >> > >they
> > > > >> > > make the whole plane out of that
> > > > >> > >stuff?!
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why don't sheep
> > > > >> > > shrink when it rains?
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >Why are they called apartments when
> > > > >> > >they are all
> > > > >> > > stuck together?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >If con is the opposite of pro, is
> > > > >> > >Congress the
> > > > >> > > opposite of progress?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >If flying is so
> > > > >> > > safe, why do they call
> > > > >> > >the airport the terminal?

[JD400exrider]

Very Funny :D

[Punk'd]

lol those are pretty good man NICE POST;)

[cyba888]

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while :)

[SGA]

Some of those were really good!:)

[xr50tim]

nice post thatz sum pretty funny shiznit!
wooooo.... knee slapper LOL :D :cool:

[ATC Crazy]

Its old....but still funny:D

[cudaman]

nice, very funny. cept i have one thing to say, and i always say it when someone brings it up is: the reason drive up atms have brail is because there mass produced. so the same machine can be put in the walkup or the drive-through. lol just had to get that off my chest haha. im not tryin to be smart or something i just have to say it even though its obvious.

[kamikaze_rzrbak]

those were good, where did you get them?

[BlazingYamahaYz]

Originally posted by cyba888
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


not out here....we can get our ambulance to a residence quicker than a pizza....we have 2 ambulances, 1 full time crew, and then enuff people to man the second ambo....i could bet we could get our full time ambo out within 1 1/2 minutes and our second within 3 minutes of the call....:devil:

[cyba888]

Originally posted by BlazingYamahaYz
not out here....we can get our ambulance to a residence quicker than a pizza....we have 2 ambulances, 1 full time crew, and then enuff people to man the second ambo....i could bet we could get our full time ambo out within 1 1/2 minutes and our second within 3 minutes of the call....:devil:

I guess it really depends on what city you live in :)

I got these from a friend thru email

[Sportrax10]

Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

[BlazingYamahaYz]

Originally posted by cyba888
I guess it really depends on what city you live in :)

I got these from a friend thru email

yup, those are still funny..............so many things to ponder about this great country:huh :D