QuadJunkies
01-26-2004, 11:33 AM
Lessons In Life:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and took a dump on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, it began to realize
how warm it was. The poop was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow chit and promptly
dug him out and ate him!
Lesson 1) Not everyone who drops chit on you is your enemy.
Lesson 2) Not everyone who gets you out of chit is your friend.
Lesson 3) And when you're in deep chit, keep your mouth shut.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and took a dump on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, it began to realize
how warm it was. The poop was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow chit and promptly
dug him out and ate him!
Lesson 1) Not everyone who drops chit on you is your enemy.
Lesson 2) Not everyone who gets you out of chit is your friend.
Lesson 3) And when you're in deep chit, keep your mouth shut.