Cody_300ex
01-25-2004, 07:04 PM
ATV One liners:
How do crazy ATV'ers go through the forest?
* They take the psychopath.
What do you get from riding ATV's in the Arctic too long?
* Polaroids.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
* Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find an ATV with no wheels?
* Right where you left it.
How do you catch unique quad riders?
* Unique up on them.
How do you catch tame quad riders?
* Tame way, unique up on them.
ATV Proverbs
1.Do not ride behind me, for I may not lead. Do not ride ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not ride beside me, either. Just BACK OFF!
2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a bad tire bead and sticking clutch.
3.It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to do donuts on your neighbor's
garden, that's the time to do it.
4.No one is watching your stunts until you screw up.
5.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
6.Never test the depth of the water at 45 MPH.
7.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
8.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of quad
payments.
9.If you lend someone $20, and never see that >>> person again; it was
probably worth it.
10.Give a man an ATV and he will ride it for a day. Loan him yours, and
you'll never see it again in one piece.
11.Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
12.If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping is not for you.
13.Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
How do crazy ATV'ers go through the forest?
* They take the psychopath.
What do you get from riding ATV's in the Arctic too long?
* Polaroids.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
* Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find an ATV with no wheels?
* Right where you left it.
How do you catch unique quad riders?
* Unique up on them.
How do you catch tame quad riders?
* Tame way, unique up on them.
ATV Proverbs
1.Do not ride behind me, for I may not lead. Do not ride ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not ride beside me, either. Just BACK OFF!
2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a bad tire bead and sticking clutch.
3.It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to do donuts on your neighbor's
garden, that's the time to do it.
4.No one is watching your stunts until you screw up.
5.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
6.Never test the depth of the water at 45 MPH.
7.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
8.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of quad
payments.
9.If you lend someone $20, and never see that >>> person again; it was
probably worth it.
10.Give a man an ATV and he will ride it for a day. Loan him yours, and
you'll never see it again in one piece.
11.Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
12.If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping is not for you.
13.Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.