Guy400
01-25-2004, 04:47 PM
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to
get their parents to tell them a story with a moral to it. The next day the
kids came back and
one by one
began telling their stories. Most of them were the
usual "Don't put all
your eggs in one basket," or "don't count your
chickens before they're
hatched," variety until the teacher asked little
Michael to tell his
story. "My daddy told me this story about my Aunt
Karen, " he began. "Aunt
Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her
plane got hit. She had
to bailout over enemy territory and all she had was 2
bottles of whiskey,
a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on
the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle
of 100 enemy
troops! She killed seventy of them with the machine
gun until she ran out
of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the
machete till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last ten with her bare
hands!
Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind
of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f*%k away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking."
get their parents to tell them a story with a moral to it. The next day the
kids came back and
one by one
began telling their stories. Most of them were the
usual "Don't put all
your eggs in one basket," or "don't count your
chickens before they're
hatched," variety until the teacher asked little
Michael to tell his
story. "My daddy told me this story about my Aunt
Karen, " he began. "Aunt
Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her
plane got hit. She had
to bailout over enemy territory and all she had was 2
bottles of whiskey,
a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on
the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle
of 100 enemy
troops! She killed seventy of them with the machine
gun until she ran out
of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the
machete till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last ten with her bare
hands!
Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind
of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f*%k away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking."