fun game!!!

[theTman]

ok i saw this on another forum.. here is how it works! i will start off by sayin sumthing and the next person has to add to it.. like this Ex. today i was (then the person who replys would say like) riding my quad..get it? lol

RULES
1. no foul language
2.keep it pg13..lol
3.stay on this subject..dont stray off and talk about other things

lets begin!





Today when i woke up

[Pvt. Maggot]

a mexican stole my tacos and happy grass from under my bed.

[sweet300ex]

and i chased him...

[member]

in my ford pinto

[theTman]

which blew up as i floored it down the highway

[hondafox440]

But it was OK because it was just a Ford and I was towing a YFZ450.

[member]

dodging semi's as i ran across the highway to a little kids bike a saw on the other side

[Sportrax10]

For some reanon the little kids bike was my choice of ride to chase the mexican in...:huh

[member]

because i knew the yfz would die just like my little pinto

[ShiftFMX]

so i started pedaling as fast as i could and

[sweet300ex]

my foot slipped and I ate pavement...

[Sportrax10]

I looked back and saw the massive grill of a Peterbilt truck coming at me at 75 MPH and...

[sweet300ex]

then i woke up

[member]

i looked down and relized i had a wet dream about a mexican, a ford pinto, and a kids bike!!!

[Sportrax10]

The phone rang, it was...

[sweet300ex]

my best friend's uncle's half sister

[Sportrax10]

who reminded me that today was...

[member]

my g/f's birthday...

so i called her and a guy anwsered the phone

[Sportrax10]

it was her dad...

[hondapowered61]

he told me she was cheating on me with a mexican and...

[ShiftFMX]

...I told him to get the...

[hondapowered61]

so he grabs the pencil and start to write a...

[sweet300ex]

poem, which was entitled...

[Glow Plug]

how I ate your gold fish :huh

[member]

he decided the poem was stupid so he whatched tv...

and ate some more goldfish

[hondapowered61]

but then he started to choke on the goldfish so he grabbed a bottle of cam2 and started...

[JForestZ34]

to drink it when he realized that....

it was really motor oil

[400exr]

...so he ran to the kitchen sink...

[toby400ex]

So that he could cook up his favorite meal, which consisted of Red Kool-aid, fried chick, and juicy water melon.........

[crap-banshee32]

as he started to eat...he heard someone knocking on his door

it was the mexican that was doin his girl so he

[Punk'd]

got the lead and...

[Cody_300ex]

And blew his head off......

[lil400exman]

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
And blew his head off......
but the mexicans cousin was right behind and........

[brian-250]

he pulled the lead out and

[Punk'd]

Ate it which caused him to...

[brian-250]

get lead poisning and:huh :confused:

go to the hospital where he

[Bill Fuller]

fell in love with the Cuban janitor,now he......

[brian-250]

flew to cuba,and






cuban janitor wtf?:huh

[crap-banshee32]

married that darn Cuban..

they got married and worked on a plantation together where they

[brian-250]

a month later she dumped him for

[Punk'd]

attempting to eat the lead again and he...

[brian-250]

got an *** whoopin in the process

[Werx615]

of cleanin the septic tank

[ShiftFMX]

...and then he fell in...

[Punk'd]

and chought the mad cow desease...

[gimpbzkt400ex]

but then realized he had a brain fart from the fumes in the septic tank...

[brian-250]

doctors had to remove a section of his brain and he was a dumazz fer the rest of his life.the end,whats next:D

[toby400ex]

wtf, u screwed it all up

yea u ruined it:mad:

[Atreyu]

Start over...


There once was a man from Peru...

he moved to the U.S. and

[SadisticShee]

Bought a Porn shop in

alabama where he

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by 250ex3
alabama where he


He met taco and fell in love......

[SadisticShee]

only to meet Burrito and change his mind

[brian-250]

got married in front of the out house and,

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by brian-250
got married in front of the out house and,

farted so hard it blew the door of and there sit rico taking a chit while looking and a playboy and drinkin a beer......

when all of a sudden

[brian-250]

pappy showed up and kiked ricos *** and took the playboy and his beer and,

[toby400ex]

He powdercoated the beer can and made it a new 250r exhaust.

but he used it for

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by 250ex3
but he used it for

a beer bong....

[brian-250]

drunk his self stupid staggerd out in middle of the road and,

Originally posted by brian-250
drunk his self stupid staggerd out in middle of the road and, got ran over by rico on his quad, but rico kept going and...

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
got ran over by rico on his quad, but rico kept going and...

Pappy stood up and

[brian-250]

looked back at him,then hit a tree and,

[Cody_300ex]

They both hopped on ricos POS and rode it back to west by god virgina

where they got a

24 pack of bud and

[Cody_300ex]

2 things of astroglide.....

then they went bac to ricos house where they

caught a mexican drinkin all of ricos beer and...

[Cody_300ex]

Blew his head off with a 7 mag.....

[WEEZIL]

pappy yanked the mexicans guts out and fed them to his best friends uncles brothers girlfriends sisters stepchilds.....

aunts goldfish but then the goldfish mutated into a

[Berry]

monkey

then, rico sold the monkey to the zoo and bought a

[Cody_300ex]

male prostitute(sp?) for Taco.....

[416exmx]

bought a weezil with a broken leg bone

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
male prostitute(sp?) for Taco..... and fell in love with taco




male prostitute rotflmfgdao

and then rico

[brian-250]

Originally posted by 250ex3
and then rico

married the hooker and,

pappy took off on ricos pos before the prostitute could fall in love with pappy

[Cody_300ex]

taco and the male prostitute got married and......

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
taco and the male prostitute got married and...... shortly after the honeymoon came divorce

and the male prostitute ran off with a dog and

[brian-250]

Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
shortly after the honeymoon came divorce

the prostitute and pappy got married and

[Cody_300ex]

Taco killed the prostittue because he left him for pappy.....

with a butter knife

[cheetah]

fearing for his life rico skipped town and...

[crazy250r Rider]

taco followed him in his....

Originally posted by cheetah
fearing for his life rico skipped town and... his jet got hijacked:D :p

[Berry]

voltswaggon

[crazy250r Rider]

but just then tacos voltswaggon....

[Berry]

until they found out it was stolen in the first place

[Cody_300ex]

so taco ran for his life.....

[Berry]

OMG PEOPLE GIVE ME TIME TO REPLY...my god its like the 5th time ive had to change my post:mad:

he grew a beard and they thought he was saddam so...

[Cody_300ex]

then he met josh berry who is mad because he dont have any time to post.....

[Punk'd]

after berry cooled down taco ran to jack in the box and mudered breakfast sandwitch which...

[crazy250r Rider]

man this post is messed up. lol

which then mutated into a

[Cody_300ex]

nother male prostitute that fell in love with.....

[redrider69]

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
nother male prostitute that fell in love with.....

a homeless queer bum

[redrider69]

Originally posted by redrider69
a homeless queer bum

that...........

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by redrider69
a homeless queer bum

which ended up being taco ........

[Punk'd]

then taco had kids wit breakfast sandwhich...

[ShiftFMX]

then, in the door walked jeff and his girlfriend...

[crazy250r Rider]

then his girlfreind said to him....

[Punk'd]

Brush your teeth! that taco really gave u bad breath and not mentioning GAS!

[crazy250r Rider]

so he went in to the bathroom and ....

[Punk'd]

garg-led wit toliet water and did u kno wat in his mouth just to make his g/f mad

then his g/f

[NTPRacing#19]

started using her brain

and dumped him for

[Bill Fuller]

Monkeyboy:D After having barnyard like sex they.......

took a plane to

[NTPRacing#19]

got lots of chocolate and popped zits all day long then they...

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by 250ex3
took a plane to

back to ricos house where rico was......

[Hammer trx450r]

making taco's but he forgot....

[crazy250r Rider]

to lock the door and...

[hondapowered61]

in popped a plumber named cheech who was puffin on a dooby..


oh yeah anyone want to buy a 2002 400ex for $3,200?

[crazy250r Rider]

but rico stole the dooby from cheech and....

[Cody_300ex]

monkeyboy smacked both of them and ............

[The_300ex_man]

rico stabbed both of them with a knife so...

[crazy250r Rider]

rico went and jumped in his....

[Cody_300ex]

POS Ford......

[crazy250r Rider]

then he drove to the airport and...

[The_300ex_man]

rico saw his x g/f and...

[mikealexander88]

everyone got std's from a violen paddle..

[crazy250r Rider]

and then mike and rico's ex g/f fell in love and got married in .....

[The_300ex_man]

mexico and...

[crazy250r Rider]

and then mike got raped by a horse...

[member]

and had a swore butt for a month

[crazy250r Rider]

so then mike run the horse over with his...

[mikealexander88]

then the horse had it's eyes on rico, who

[Punk'd]

Kicked him in the hinny which caused rico to barf out taco and then...

[crazy250r Rider]

so taco shot rico with his.....

[theTman]

penis gun loaded with shiny white bullets which then hit rico in the face which caused him to fall over while he got humped by 55 little midgets dwarfs..then

then a giant elephant joined in the fun and

[crazy250r Rider]

raped the sh*t out of mike and rico poor poor mike and rico decied to ...

go to a

[400exr]

...get even with that big elephant and all 55 of those frickin dwarfs, so they...

trapped them in a small room and

[crazy250r Rider]

lit the small room on fire but...

[The_300ex_man]

the dworfs didnt burn cuz they were all wet then...

[crazy250r Rider]

mike and rico got out the shottys and blow all there little heads off...

a flock of geese came in and

[mikealexander88]

they craped on rico's head, so he

[400exr]

...they blew them fockers away too, but now they wanted to...

[crazy250r Rider]

go have a beer so they start walkin to...

[400exr]

...which was Pappys house, but he was in the shop...

[Kilabanshee]

Pappy was drinking a beer when...

[crazy250r Rider]

mike and rico walked in and...

discovered pappy doing

[brian-250]

it with taco and

took pics and posted them on exriders, then they joined in and...

[brian-250]

then harlem took them down and






man better hope none of them reads this:D

[crazy250r Rider]

after they where done they decided to robb a.....

[Punk'd]

zoo but a dinosour ate rico on the way there and...

spit him back out because he tasted like nothin but beer

but the dinosaur spit out rico and

[brian-250]

stagged around town cause of the beer and:D

vomited on all four of them

[brian-250]

taco got up and shot the dinosaror with

a spitball

[brian-250]

it ncked the dino. down whitch cased a,

earthquake which

destroyed the earth and made it fall apart into little tiny pieces

[brian-250]

im not stoppin this one:D but wtf do you want me to say?

okay then start a new 1

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
destroyed the earth and made it fall apart into little tiny pieces ok guys lets start a new one.... Taco was browsing exriders when....

Originally posted by brian-250
im not stoppin this one:D but wtf do you want me to say? yeah i was kinda thinkin the same thing... you could say everyone moved to mars:p

[Cody_300ex]

Taco was browsing exriders when....

[brian-250]

is this the end of this theard?:confused: :(

his phone rang so he

a mexican that broke into his garage and stole his quad and shotgun...

[400exr]

...al of a sudden he got a pm from...

[brian-250]

and all his beer

[400exr]

so he ran and grabed his gun but...

Originally posted by 400exr
so he ran and grabed his gun but... the mexican had stole his shells

[brian-250]

he didnt know that the mexican took it and fell flat on his *** and

he got in his car and

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by 250ex3
he got in his car and
drove to pappys house and got his 7 mag......

[brian-250]

chasewd the mexican 10mi till his quad ran out of gas and

he pushed it which caused

[brian-250]

to go down the hill and hit pappys pinto at the bottom and,:D

[Cody_300ex]

stole pappys pinto and chased the mexican....

[brian-250]

till they got to ricos house where they,

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by brian-250
till they got to ricos house where they,

Made love:eek: ............

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
Made love:eek: ............ the mexican showed up and joined in

[brian-250]

then dereckhonda showed up and joined in:blah:

[400exr]

Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
the mexican showed up and joined in

...so pappy grabed a bat and wacked the mexican over the head

[Cody_300ex]

so rico, taco, and pappy hopped in the pinto and drove back to west by god virgina.......

[400exr]

till they saw some hitch hikers on the road..

the hitch hikers carjacked them

[brian-250]

then rico picked them up

Originally posted by brian-250
then rico picked them up and threw them off a cliff

[brian-250]

then went to pappys shop and,

[theTman]

and they kept falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling until one of the hitchhikers pulled out a parachute

but it ws full of holes so hey

[theTman]

just fell to thier deaths...


k lets start a new 1


one day while pappy.shift DVS, and rico were posing for a porno shoot

rico got a little excited and

[Punk'd]

the female photo shotter got a woody wood pecker and then

they went back to ricos house and they..

[brian-250]

they made love all night an in the mornin,

they woke up next to a dog which

[brian-250]

whitch still had ricos peter in its ***:D :devil:

then all of a sudden that mexican walked in the door and

tried to make out with rico

[Cody_300ex]

But taco blew his head off again.....

[Punk'd]

Originally posted by Lil_300Ex_Kid
But taco blew his head off again.....

3sec l8er rico revived himself wit his mojo and ate taco.. after pappy relized taco died he..

[dpizz450]

ran to the toilet......and then....

[sprtrx300ex]

dropped the biggest duece

[Chanman420q]

after he unloaded, he relised there was no toilet paper, so he...

[Big400EX]

Ran outside and grabbed a load of leaves

[zzbudzz]

went back in and took a picture of the citation brown trout for the state record.....

[TheX1992]

in which his father had origionally held for the past 29.43 years. so then when he went to flush....

and it was so big his toilet got clogged so he

[Punk'd]

so he said TO HE** WITH IT!!! and ran off stomping his feet and in walked morus and

[zzbudzz]

said............." the blue pill will make you feel funny and the red pill will make you feel REALLY funny!''

so they took both and

got all wired up

[250xridamatt]

then 25 half nude midget rodeo clowns came in bussin some caps, they could only afford cap guns. they mugged pappy and stole all his magic sprinkles which...

[chucked]

this got stupid after page 3

[250xridamatt]

yea, i thought i could say something dumb enough to end it all, something so dumb that no one could complete it. it definately got old

[chucked]

Originally posted by 250xridamatt
then 25 half nude midget rodeo clowns came in bussin some caps, they could only afford cap guns. they mugged pappy and stole all his magic sprinkles which...
made a mod close the thread!!!!!

[250xridamatt]

yea, but it was fun while it lasted, i second the close thing

[TGW_400ex]

D*** i wanted to do one:(

lets start over again...



rico was drinkin a 24 pack of bud when...

[Punk'd]

when a neighbor threw a brick at him

[chucked]

this is gay, lets start over,

N.C REDNECK2433 broke his leg when

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by punk'd
when a neighbor threw a brick at him

and cracke him in the head and he got up....

Originally posted by chucked
this is gay, lets start over,

N.C REDNECK2433 broke his leg when he was tryin to keep up with everyone else going down a mountain and hit a bump and started flipping...



yes i admit my yammy couldnt keep up

[member]

then he told everyone on exriders, and we all said stfu u liar.. then he showed us useless pics and we....

[Chanman420q]

just ignored the prepubesent lil punk and

[nofearhonda]

started a new game

[nofearhonda]

one late evening pappy was powdercoating all exrider members frames for FREE.............

[SadisticShee]

Then we made him wash all of our rides and after that....

[TGW_400ex]

He gave each of us 100 bucks and then....

we made him jet our carborators. after that he put NOS on everyones quad and...

[TGW_400ex]

Originally posted by N.C REDNECK2433
we made him jet our carborators. after that he put NOS on everyones quad and...


spit shined them...

[LostCause439]

with some love sauce and

Originally posted by LostCause439
with some love sauce and spit shined the rims with chrome cleaner...








love sauce, wtf:huh