Girls = Evil

[400EX_Kid_03]

Its SOOOO true....

http://maxwell.ucsc.edu/~stephanie/girls%20are%20root%20of%20evil.jpg

[400EX_Kid_03]

http://maxwell.ucsc.edu/~stephanie/housewife.jpg

[Pappy]

hell dude, one trip to the jiggly room and id have proven all that scribble:o

[SGA]

I love the second pic!!!!:D

[toby400ex]

WOMAN!, get in da kitch and make me a pie :grr:

[400EX_Kid_03]

From Dave Chappelles DVD:

While dave is talking about how he reads these magazines where there are articles about "100 ways to please your man" written by Some Woman, the real list would be only 4 things long, according to dave:
1. Suck his D*ck
2. Play with his B*lls
3. Make him a sandwich
4. Dont talk so much

Thats it... if you hear it, its 100 times funnier (is funnier a word?)

[400exmom]

Originally posted by toby400ex
WOMAN!, get in da kitch and make me a pie :grr: i gotz yer pie ******~ not my prob ya dont know what ta do
wit it:blah:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by 400exmom
i gotz yer pie ******


Hair pie?......................:devil:

[hondafox440]

Originally posted by 400EX_Kid_03
http://maxwell.ucsc.edu/~stephanie/housewife.jpg

LMFAO! I saw that on a different BBS a few months ago :p

[Guy400]

Originally posted by 400exmom
i gotz yer pie ******~ not my prob ya dont know what ta do
wit it:blah: LMAO...I don't know why that struck me so funny. I'm sitting here laughing out loud!! :D

[Atreyu]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Hair pie?......................:devil:


:blah:
()

[toby400ex]

Originally posted by 400exmom
i gotz yer pie ******~ not my prob ya dont know what ta do
wit it:blah: MMMMMMM pie, Im sure you're a good enough teacher:o

[member]

in my experiance girls arent evil:p

[SGA]

Originally posted by member
in my experiance girls arent evil:p
Hes wet behind the ears, isnt he..... :)

[brian-250]

Originally posted by member
in my experiance girls arent evil:p



hes whiped!:D :D :devil: :macho

[batgeek]

nah, he just hasn't met the "right" girl yet :blah:

there are always anomolies to everything. consider himelfs lucky :D

[veddersbetter]

If it has T!Ts or tires your going to have problems....but without problems...life just wouldnt be worth living ..right?

[member]

Originally posted by SGA
Hes wet behind the ears, isnt he..... :)

from all the girls suckin on em :o :p :D

[400exmom]

Originally posted by brian-250
hes whiped!:D :D :devil: :macho WOMEN are evil!








mama sez wee speshall:devil:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Guy400
LMAO...I don't know why that struck me so funny. I'm sitting here laughing out loud!! :D

you havent been married long enough:o i was packing my bags to head west:devil:

[K_Fulk]

:devil:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> probably never be able to support you.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
> stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> pressure.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
> Always.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
> street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
> sexy.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------

[sly400ex]

One I always appreciated......"womans feet aren't as long as mens so that they can get closer to the stove!":blah: :eek2:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by brian-250
hes whiped!:D :D :devil: :macho Just like we like Em.......:o :D

[QuadJunkies]

Men are like department stores...
they should always have their clothes half off.

2. Men are like vacations...
they never seem to last long enough.

3. Men are like chocolate bars...
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

4. Men are like coolers...
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

5. Men are like coffee...
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

6. Men are like horoscopes...
they always tell you what to do and they are usually wrong.

7. Men are like plungers...
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store and the rest they spend in the bathroom.

8. Men are like cement...
after getting L**d, it takes them a long time to get hrd.

:eek2: :o :p LMAO!!!!!!!!! ( I had to do a little Editing to post this one):D haha Thought you ladies might like this one........:p

[zfire_28]

Originally posted by K_Fulk
:devil:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> probably never be able to support you.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
> stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> pressure.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
> Always.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
> street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
> sexy.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------


Why did god give women yeast infections?
So they can live with an irritated "put your favorite slang word for vagina here" too.

What is the first thing a woman should do after leaving the shelter for battered women?
The dishes if the beeech knows whats good for her!:blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by zfire_28
Why did god give women yeast infections?
So they can live with an irritated *unt too.

What is the first thing a woman should do after leaving the shelter for battered women?
The dishes if the beeech knows whats good for her!:blah: :eek: :eek2: I guess me Editing it on my end wont help much but MAN!!!! you better fix the **** word or they will Delete this thread??!!!:o

[zfire_28]

sorry,..........






all fixed now;)

[batgeek]

girls may be evil, but man they are so soft and nice and round and warm...and smelll good...and...and...and...

where's my tissue box? :(








and some of them you can even have a pleasant, intelligent conversaion with!

[zfire_28]

Originally posted by batgeek
soft and nice and round and warm..

lmao..............have you been out hog'n again?































J/P

:blah: :devil:

[hondarider2006]

Originally posted by batgeek
girls may be evil, but man they are so soft and nice and round and warm...and smelll good...and...and...and...

where's my tissue box? :(








and some of them you can even have a pleasant, intelligent conversaion with!

I'll 2nd that;)

[Meek]

My wife told me to go to Texas and race the GNCC, then she gave me $300 to spend. Do you think something is up?

[batgeek]

Originally posted by zfire_28
lmao..............have you been out hog'n again?

hey now! full figured women need da lubbing too!

look at it this way, there's more of them to love!!!! WOOT!

and Meek...man dude, i'm not even gonna comment on your situation :p

[FastHonda400ex]

Originally posted by 400exmom
i gotz yer pie ******~ not my prob ya dont know what ta do
wit it:blah:

Dang it! Looks like I'll have to head east to meet 400exmom that looks soooo hott in her mx gear:D ;) A woman that looks that hot,races quads, and is a full time mom, is a man's dream come true;) :D :blah:

[Tina]

Originally posted by member
in my experiance girls arent evil:p

You have a lot to learn yet youngin':devil:

[SGA]

Haha, good ones QJ! Those will shut us up!

I agree with Batgeek, I like my women soft and round, a hint of perfume and oh so nice.

[batgeek]

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls

[SGA]

Originally posted by Meek
My wife told me to go to Texas and race the GNCC, then she gave me $300 to spend. Do you think something is up?
No man, she just loves ya! You go to that race and have fun!

Oh, almost forgot, something at my work came up and I wont be at the Texas race.

Just pokin at ya Meek:D

[400exmom]

Originally posted by Pappy
you havent been married long enough:o i was packing my bags to head west:devil: porch lights on back doors unlocked;)

[SGA]

Originally posted by 400exmom
porch lights on back doors unlocked;)
Here we go again:o

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by 400exmom
porch lights on back doors unlocked;)


And I'll be hidin in the shrubs to wack ya in da head, and steal the woman! :macho :blah:


I got yer pie right here.....LMAO! Daddy's hungry!



All in all, yes women are evil. But, after 20 years of swalowing your pride, keeping your mouth shut, removing your balls before you go to bed to place on the china closet, sleeping on the couch every time you go out, sucessfully pull out all of your hair, breed with the biatch......you get use to it. Just makes those Sunday afternoons lying on the kids floor, watching football on a 9 inch black and white TV and eating whats left of the chips....that much more enjoyable!

[400exmom]

ive been pretty much single 10 years~ nothin turns me off more than a guy that wont stand up too me~maybe that guy that really is gonna turn my crank will stand up to me and control my evil ways:devil:

[biohazard1.2]

Turn your crank?...


how about flip your switches to soak your britches?;)

A man that cannot stand up to you won't do you much good, will he:blah:

and, to control your evil ways, you need a devil with some time to spare!:devil:

all in fun...you are very level headed and can hang, 400exmom!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 400exmom
ive been pretty much single 10 years~ nothin turns me off more than a guy that wont stand up too me~maybe that guy that really is gonna turn my crank will stand up to me and control my evil ways:devil:

can i bring my whip:confused:

[hollywood43]

If there's one point to reiterate here for all you young, unmarried men:

> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by 400exmom
ive been pretty much single 10 years~ nothin turns me off more than a guy that wont stand up too me~maybe that guy that really is gonna turn my crank will stand up to me and control my evil ways:devil:

I think I love you.....

WHACK!!!!!!!:macho

[CJ400EX]

Love a woman with evil ways!!!!! Oh Yes!!! Got to love it!!

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by 400exmom
i gotz yer pie ******~ not my prob ya dont know what ta do
wit it:blah:

HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO YOU TELL EM KIMMY!!!!! Thanks I'm glad someone said it WHEW:devil: :blah:

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
Men are like department stores...
they should always have their clothes half off.

2. Men are like vacations...
they never seem to last long enough.

3. Men are like chocolate bars...
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

4. Men are like coolers...
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

5. Men are like coffee...
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

6. Men are like horoscopes...
they always tell you what to do and they are usually wrong.

7. Men are like plungers...
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store and the rest they spend in the bathroom.

8. Men are like cement...
after getting L**d, it takes them a long time to get hrd.

:eek2: :o :p LMAO!!!!!!!!! ( I had to do a little Editing to post this one):D haha Thought you ladies might like this one........:p

LMFAO GOOD ONE Tina hehehe :)::):)

[wilkin250r]

Women aren't so bad, you just have to know how to deal with them.

1. If you can't afford it, buy it for her anyways.

2. If it shines and sparkles, and it's more expensive than the last shiny sparkly thing you gave her, it's the perfect gift.

3. The events of her day are interesting conversation. Your day isn't.

4. She needs your opinion as long as it's the same as her opinion.

5. Sex is out of the question unless SHE brings it up.


Follow these simple rules, and you'll never have any problems. ;)

[hondafox440]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
Women aren't so bad, you just have to know how to deal with them.

1. If you can't afford it, buy it for her anyways.

2. If it shines and sparkles, and it's more expensive than the last shiny sparkly thing you gave her, it's the perfect gift.

3. The events of her day are interesting conversation. Your day isn't.

4. She needs your opinion as long as it's the same as her opinion.

5. Sex is out of the question unless SHE brings it up.


Follow these simple rules, and you'll never have any problems. ;)

Yea but you'll also be whipped :p

You ladies are gonna hate me for these :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/evol2.jpg

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/Picz/135.jpg


And for all you whipped guys out there,

http://www.cartoons-cartoon.com/pictures/whipped_magazine.jpg

[UglyMotha™]

my quads still parked in the garage :o

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Pappy
can i bring my whip:confused: Feather Whip or Leather:huh :o :devil: MEEK~~~ I do that for my ole man ALLLLLLLLLL the time!!! Im sure its just because she loves you................... LOL BUT...... Sometimes it is becasue we do want something...................:o :D I CANNOT TELL A LIE

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by hondafox440
Yea but you'll also be whipped :p

You ladies are gonna hate me for these :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/evol2.jpg

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/Picz/135.jpg


And for all you whipped guys out there,

http://www.cartoons-cartoon.com/pictures/whipped_magazine.jpg LOL!!!!!!!! OHHHHHH......... YOU BAD!!!!.......:o

[UglyMotha™]

whose got the quads verse chicks quotes, i always thought those were good :o :D

[quads_4_life]

meek ur womens having an affair ..lol ..make her think u left ,stand out side with your shot gun.. wait a sec .. cash the bas***** and bust a cap in his ***** :D

[QuadJunkies]

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.



What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.



Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.



Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract.



How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.



How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.



How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.



How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.



How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.



How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.



How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?

All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.



How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.



What did God say after creating man?

I can do so much better.



What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.



What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.



Why is it good that there are female astronauts?

When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.



What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?

Exchange him.



What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.



What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?

Telling you his real name.



What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.



What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

Big Foot's been spotted several times.



What's the smartest thing a man can say?

"My wife says...."



Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them.



Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.



Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.



Why do jocks play on artificial turf?

To keep them from grazing.



Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.



Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Because not one will stop and ask for directions.



Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?

When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.



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[400exmom]

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[SGA]

Doh!!! (Tucks tail between legs and runs)

[TRX250X]

This has been one of the most entertaining posts i've seen on here. (Maybe since I'm getting married this summer.)

[toby400ex]

Woman, get in da pie, and make a kitchen

[popo]

My motto "No muff is too tuff"

[400exmom]

Originally posted by popo
My motto "No muff is too tuff" http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/laughin_above.gif

[redrunner]

Why is dog crap like a man?


The older it is the easier it is to pick up!

Sorry guys but you gotta be able to laugh at yourself.

P.S. 400exmom, I'm old pick me up anytime:devil: