Foxyangel0425
01-20-2004, 06:08 PM
16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At WorK
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think,
not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have
a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would
rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer
a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare a-s" on the copy machine will
no longer be seen as gross."
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think,
not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have
a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would
rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer
a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare a-s" on the copy machine will
no longer be seen as gross."