So what does Canada have to be proud of?

[DEAL]

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers a s s
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts a s s
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just
in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. We have coloured money
26.oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by DEAL

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.


hard to surrender when your hiding in canada:o

[Pappy]

ans what do americans have to be proud of?

1) we could send the green bay packers to over throw canada

2) just the small little fact that ....WE ARE AMERICAN:devil: :blah:

[Pappy]

on #11.....would you like a re match:devil:

I didn't see anything to be proud of...:confused:

[Omega Blue]

Originally posted by DEAL
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers a s s
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts a s s
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just
in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. We have coloured money
26.oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

why do Canadians always try and compare themselves to America? is it a pride thing? are you guys butt hurt cause we could sent Texas alone and over throw you nowadays? and thats not that sad part, the sad part would be that hardly any Americans would care

"we took over Canada? who are they? aren't they the bigger part of Vermont?"

Americans use Canada to get drunk wow thats a big one, NOT. oh and your first 8 so called reasons to be proud are false. and Krispy Kremes would woop Tim Hortons a** all over Quebec

and Pappy i whole heartedly agree with that re-match, after all haha the majority of America nowadays has more guns then the common police officer

[nipps85]

Originally posted by Rico
I didn't see anything to be proud of...:confused:

Me either... must really suck to be canadian.

[Pappy]

lol....i never even give canada a thought unless its concerning shania twain or deer hunting in alberta:devil:

[Derno24]

Originally posted by Pappy
ans what do americans have to be proud of?

1) we could send the green bay packers to over throw canada

2) just the small little fact that ....WE ARE AMERICAN:devil: :blah:

Green Bay....Pappy I thought better of you than that. The Eagles beat them twice this season. At least send over someone who can win. :devil: :blah:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Derno24
Green Bay....Pappy I thought better of you than that. The Eagles beat them twice this season. At least send over someone who can win. :devil: :blah:

do you really think we need a first string:confused: lmao

[Derno24]

I am Going to say NOPE!:D

[Quad18star]

You don't see anything to be proud of??? Lets see Free health Care ... we take care of our sick people and don't make them pay for their stays in the hospital . You're proud that the average american has more guns than the common police officer?? Yeah thats something to be proud of ... Proud of until another Columbine happens ( like it almost did) . Lets see when 911 hit ... they redirected flights to Canada ... we fed your citizens , housed them until they were able to get home safely . We sent millions of dollars , hundreds of men to help with rescue efforts and cleanup . But wait ... that doesn't mean anything to the average American right? When the wild fires hit and we send down our forest fire fighters to help put them out so millions of acres and homes aren't burned to the ground ... we get nothing more than a Thanks ( and thats all we ask for) ... yet that doesn't mean anything to you guys right?? How about the fact that a Canadian Cancer research center here in my home town and just discovered a new way to help cure womens breast cancer ( this is true cuz my mom's step brother is head of the cancer research here) ... this will change and save millions of lives ... but wait that ain't nothing to be proud of either . I can go to any country in the world and have a Canadian patch on my backpack and I'll be well respected . Wear an American patch and you better have those guns that you're damn proud of because someone will try and take you out. I'm also proud of our Peace Keepers around the world for helping save lives and rebuild destructed countries . Yeah we don't have the biggest or strongest army ... but we dont need it ... no one is against us . Thanks for shooting down our men this past summer in an "accidental friendly fire incident" . If you don't look at Canada for nothing more than Shania Twain or deer hunting ... how about you think of it next time you build your home and the lumber is from Canada ... Have some store bought fish ... cuz it comes from our lakes ... Have a Canadian beer ... and be thankful you're not drinking your Rat Piss American beer . Sorry we don't always Compare ourselve to Americans . I'll compare myself to the rest of the world ... and be damn pround I don't compare myself to Americans ...Why compare myself to people ( not all but most) that think they are better than everyone else and that their **** don't stink?? Yeah this is just my Opinion ... But go ahead rip me apart like you're going to do ... I got shoulders big enough to take it ... It doesnt take 50 people to back me up and all those guns that you're so damn proud of . That guns thing would ahve to be the DUMBEST comment I've ever heard . If you're proud to ahve more guns than police officers do .... you got MAJOR ISSUES!!!!!!

[Pappy]

damn dude yall really need to get a grip.


RUN FOR OFFICE AND DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF B!TCH ABOUT IT:macho


and if you cant decipher the difference between screwing around and seriousness then YOU have issues. case closed...dismissed:macho