Foxyangel0425
12-24-2003, 02:08 AM
JEFF FOXWORTHY ON OHIO
You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and
Construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
"Toward the lake" means north and "toward the river" means south.
You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
Wapakoneta and know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
"Vacation" means spending the day at Cedar Point.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat!
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition: Example:
"Where's my coat at?"
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what 'pop' is.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines one page,
but requires 6 pages for sports.
If you actually get these jokes, the forward 'em to your OHIO friends.
You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and
Construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
"Toward the lake" means north and "toward the river" means south.
You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
Wapakoneta and know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
"Vacation" means spending the day at Cedar Point.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat!
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition: Example:
"Where's my coat at?"
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what 'pop' is.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines one page,
but requires 6 pages for sports.
If you actually get these jokes, the forward 'em to your OHIO friends.