Foxyangel0425
12-24-2003, 02:06 AM
Brown's jokes everyone can appreciate.
> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A.The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns &
Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up
& yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player
out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts.
> >Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
> >A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
> >Q What do you call a Cleveland Brown who has a Super Bowl ring?
> >A. A thief.
> >Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
> >A. Because then Cleveland would want one.
> >Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was
>stolen?
> >A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar
> >bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows
and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl? A. The Cleveland Browns.
> >Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
> >A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A.The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns &
Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up
& yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player
out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts.
> >Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
> >A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
> >Q What do you call a Cleveland Brown who has a Super Bowl ring?
> >A. A thief.
> >Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
> >A. Because then Cleveland would want one.
> >Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was
>stolen?
> >A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar
> >bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows
and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl? A. The Cleveland Browns.
> >Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
> >A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.