Cleveland Browns jokes everyone can appreciate....

[Foxyangel0425]

Brown's jokes everyone can appreciate.


> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A.The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns &
Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up
& yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player
out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts.
> >Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
> >A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there!

> >Q What do you call a Cleveland Brown who has a Super Bowl ring?
> >A. A thief.

> >Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
> >A. Because then Cleveland would want one.

> >Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was
>stolen?
> >A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

> >Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar
> >bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows
and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl? A. The Cleveland Browns.

> >Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
> >A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[300exOH]

:cuss:

Ouch that hurts!

I like the one about Billy Graham and the one about Butch Davis. LOL

Butch Davis couldn't lead a kindergarten class!

[redroost85]

Effing hilarious! Again, MOFO would love this stuff!:devil:

[MOFO]

Originally posted by redroost85
Effing hilarious! Again, MOFO would love this stuff!:devil:



LOL! Yep, I enjoy these much more being a true Steelers fan and knowing they are ALL TRUE!!! :blah:

[Guy400]

Those are funny. The coloring of the playbook is hilarious:D

[gojk]

The were these kids sitting in school one day when the teacher asks the kids what there parents do for a living.

All the usual answers came about, Fireman, Policeman, Teacher etc....

The the teacher got to Johnny. "Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?" the teacher asks

Little Johnny replies "He is a stripper at a gay bar, and sometimes when they pay him good enough he will go out back with them."

Petrified the teacher stops that group project and sends all the kids out to play but grabbed johnny before he went outside.

She asked "Is that what your dad really does?"

Johnny replies "No, he plays for the Cardinals but I was to imbaressed to say that in front of the other kids!":devil: :devil:

[Foxyangel0425]

Originally posted by MOFO
LOL! Yep, I enjoy these much more being a true Steelers fan and knowing they are ALL TRUE!!! :blah:


Oh, i am sure there is one out there for the Steelers!! :mad: