happy twisted holidays from the hatfield gang

[Pappy]

twas the night before christmas and all thru the house....not a creature was stiring ...not even a mouse. when all of a sudden i heard such noise...i went to the kitchen and there was my boyz:cool: rico was hammered and taco was too....not one was sober i didnt know what to do. i called up harlen and explained my jam...he said screw them all im off to cali again:eek: so with no help insight and the beer running low....we climbed in the hemi to head to a show. the girls were all there with thier g strings all hung with care and who would come by but rowlrag and his 8 reindeer:huh with crys for a dollar and beer on his breath i turned to batgeek for a small request...by this girl a drink will i tend to the rest. jeff was all clothed and set for the night..the shine from his head lighted the night.:devil: tommy was in a corner scared for his life...he'd never seen real ones i thought he would die. red flew past with hand covered eyes..screaming "i love my wife" as he scampered by. wyndzer was missing but sorely missed cuz the urban legend was horny and looking pissed:huh the rest of the gang sat around and drank beer and wished everyone a merry christmas and happy new year:D

[red]

that is some funny stuff right there....i dont care who ya are.:devil:

[EXrider03]

git er done!

[310Rduner]

Lmao. Good job on that pappy:D

[Tommy 17]

AHAHAHHA brings back some memories:devil:

[Pappy]

dashing thru the trails...in a 3 wheeled open trike....monkeys got the bars..slappy's smoked away:eek: mofo is drunk again... but making spirits bright....we all have a bet to see if brian will puke tonight!!

oh ...jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way....if your a kid jim will kikk you up and pappy will blow you away HEY!!!
:eek:

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way ...oh what fun it is to ride a kick *** quad tonight:p

[red]

more funny stuff....keep em up man.:D

[Tommy 17]

here comes slappy snow flake look at monkey nutz go:p

[AlaskaSpeed]

Teens nuts roasting on an open fire; they talk way too much **** to meeeeeeeeeeee. Though I have warned many times, many waaaaaaaaaaaays, they refused to listen; now they learned..........

[Pappy]

ROTFLMGDAO jim:D

[Pappy]

oh ya better watch out...you better not cry ...you better be good im telling you why...guy400 is watching your thread.

he knows when youve been sleezy...he knows when youve been gay...he knows when you flame someone so be good fo r goodness sake:p

guy400 is watching you pooooosssst

[AlaskaSpeed]

Flame the threads with words of hatred....blah blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah blah.
Thoughts of anger demonstrated.....blah blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah.
Post a question, post a picture; just don't bring up verses of scripture....blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah...blah...blah.
Moderators browsing, waiting......blah blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

*sung to Deck the Halls*

[Tommy 17]

jeff the bald gncc rider... have a very big fro!!!! and if u ever raced him... u can say hes really slow!!!!! all of the other riders... like to call him papa fro!!! they never let poor jeff join in the atv fury 2 games:blah:

[Tommy 17]

Originally posted by AlaskaSpeed
Flame the threads with words of hatred....blah blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah blah.
Thoughts of anger demonstrated.....blah blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah.
Post a question, post a picture; just don't bring up verses of scripture....blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah...blah...blah.
Moderators browsing, waiting......blah blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

*sung to Deck the Halls*


jim u go the best one yet!!! thats halarious man

[Pappy]

could you picture the conversation between rico (as bob kratchet) and Scrooge:confused:


Rico: hey scrooge...tomarrows christmas

Scrooge: and id expect you will want the whole day off?

Rico: why hell yeah i want the whole friggon day off

Scrooge: well so be it...but be here that much earlier the next day

Rico: youll be lucky to see me before noon ya jackass:eek:

[redroost85]

Damn, you dudes are on a role tonight! This schiz is effing hilarious....keep it coming, lol!:D

[red]

for some reason i could see that conversation:devil:

[dirtmomma]

ROFLMFAO!!! Those are goodones!!!

[Pappy]

how about if rico ran into the Grinch at the bar?

Grinch: christmas sucks:mad:

Rico: well dayumm dude what is your malfunction:confused:

Grinch: shut it or ill steal all your toys

Rico: dude you can chit and fall back in it for all i care ...NOONE touches my toys

Grinch: ill touch your toys if i want too:macho HEY BARKEEP give me another beer..NOW!!!

Rico: damn dude i didnt know you drink beer.

Grinch: ofcourse i drink beer

Rico: well hell dude you aint so bad after all :devil:

[Atreyu]

hahaha these are great..keep em comming :D

[red]

pappy is on a role tonight.:blah: what u drinkin or smokin:huh

[Quad18star]

HAHA ... Thats some good stuff .... I like the first one best ... Maybe one of thse days Ill be able to make it to one of the HM rides and bring you guys some good old Canadian beer and put bets as to who passes out first . Ill be 21 this eyar too hmmm lol . Molson XXX it is boyz ...

[Pappy]

what if rico was scrooge when the 3 ghosts come calling:confused:


Ghost#1: booooooo.....im the ghost of x-mas past

Rico: what the hell did i drink tonight:confused:

Ghost #1: im here to show you your past life. take my hand

Rico: ok..as long as you dont try no funny business

Ghost #1: here is your xmas 2 years ago...see how angry you are?

Rico: dude you would be pissed off too if the jackass throwin that shindig didnt buy enough beer:grr:



WHOOOOSHHHHH...later that night

Ghost #2: Riiiiicccoooooo

Rico: whatttttttt

Ghost #2: im the ghst of xmas present ...here to show you what xmas like in the present

Rico: well git on with it i gotta work tomarrow

Ghost#2: see how you look dancing around that party with barely any clothes on?

Rico: whats your point:confused: its a party

Ghost#2: see how they are looking at you

Rico: well hell dude thats just wyndzer and zoomer. they aint lookin at me they are feeling the affects of zoomers shine:devil:

WHooooooshhhhhh....even later

Ghost #3: RICO !!!!!

Rico: what the hell is goin on....cant you atleast shut the door

Ghost#3: im the ghost of xmas future...here to show you what life will be like for you. take my hand as we fly to the future

Rico: whatever dude

Ghost #3: see...your dead. in a box

Rico: dude what have you been smoking? that aint a box and i aint dead

Ghost #3: it aint

Rico: hell no...thats me laid out on the runway at the jiggly room gettin my dolla 's worth:devil:

Ghost#3 well didnt we help you in anyway tonight?

Rico: HELL YEAH.....ill remeber to take more money to the jiggly room in the future:devil: :blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Pappy
dashing thru the trails...in a 3 wheeled open trike....monkeys got the bars..slappy's smoked away:eek: mofo is drunk again... but making spirits bright....we all have a bet to see if brian will puke tonight!!

oh ...jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way....if your a kid jim will kikk you up and pappy will blow you away HEY!!!
:eek:

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way ...oh what fun it is to ride a kick *** quad tonight:p ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!! :p

[Taco]

Lol thats some funny chit:D

[MOFO]

LMAO!

good stuff!!!

[SGA]

Originally posted by Pappy
jeff was all clothed and set to be right..the shine from his head lighted the night.:devil:
LMAO!

[cdalejef]

HEY.........WTF!!!!

[jcv400ex]

ROFLMAO!!!! Ghosts one was the best Kenny!!

[jcv400ex]

Sang to: (grandma got ran over by a reindeer)

Bradley Rolled down a cliff at Hatfield,
Trying to keep up with Rico and the boys,
you can say theres no such thing as rolling a quad,
but as for Popo and Bradley, they believe.

Well, the 300 was on the trailer....
and a purty Z400.....ahhhhhh
but that was about to change....
when pappa fro said "fire up, your machines."

Bradley rolled down a cliff at Hatfield,
trying to keep up with Rico and the boys
You can say theres no such thing as rolling a quad,
but as for Popo and Bradley they belieeeve!

[pa_countryboy]

you guys friggin rock

[wyndzer]

I can't get Christmas songs out of my head now:mad:

[Guy400]

Originally posted by Pappy
oh ya better watch out...you better not cry ...you better be good im telling you why...guy400 is watching your thread.

he knows when youve been sleezy...he knows when youve been gay...he knows when you flame someone so be good fo r goodness sake:p

guy400 is watching you pooooosssst I'm about to lock this thread :cuss:


lmfao:D

[Tommy 17]

everyone was singin christmas songs in school today... all i could hear was pappys voice changin them and bustin on everyone!!!!

[red]

this is some good chit...lets get some more:blah:

[red]

anyone remember this:blah:

[Quad18star]

HAHAHA ... I remember that last year . Good stuff :blah:

[dirtmomma]

HAHA YEAH I remember this LMAO wonder what everyone will come up w/ this year

[HtFoxChick]

Please...don't stop!!! This is great stuff!!

[Quad18star]

Whoever writes the next song , must include Bart ( LTandRaptorider) in it .... atleast something about him breaking bones AGAIN !!!

Sorry Bart .... But you got the crappiest luck out there ;) :blah:

[rollie]

lol! those are awsome!!!!!:D

maybe you should right one about 300exrida and his banana..lol!!! srry john

[Tommy 17]

wow wtf was i thinkin with those songs... i'm a god damn retard:huh :p

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
AHAHAHHA brings back some mammories:devil:

:eek2:

[FTR250Rnif]

Hahah Pappy that song about the 3 ghosts kicked so much ***! hahahah:devil:

[red]

BUMP again:D

[Pappy]

Originally posted by red
BUMP again:D

man another year flown by:D

[TheFontMaster]

So Pappy ya got any more of them songs for this year.:devil: :blah:

[insaneracin2003]

yup,some good chit rite here.starting to feel alot like christmas