Foxyangel0425
12-10-2003, 04:05 PM
Hate My Job Day:
When you have an I hate my job day, try this. On your way home from work
stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
and Johnson (make sure you buy this brand). When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your
bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it
on the bedside table so it will not become broken or chipped. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested".
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
When you have an I hate my job day, try this. On your way home from work
stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
and Johnson (make sure you buy this brand). When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your
bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it
on the bedside table so it will not become broken or chipped. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested".
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS WORSE THAN YOURS.