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Dan_Guetter
12-09-2003, 08:13 PM
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son play with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said , "All of you sons of bit$@es who want to get off, get the h@ll off now, because this is the last stop. All of you sons of bit%$es who are getting on, get your @sses on the train now, because we're freakin leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for 2 hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains, as long as you use proper language."

2 hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant on. For those just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under your seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the bit*h in the kitchen."

Hehehehehe funny stuff!!!!!!

enjoy

Woodsrider
12-09-2003, 08:41 PM
:D

310Rduner
12-09-2003, 10:44 PM
haha http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/chester90210/drinkup.gif

SadisticShee
12-10-2003, 12:42 PM
:D :D :)

WalshKFX
12-10-2003, 12:44 PM
:cool: :D :devil: haha thats pretty cool