Foxyangel0425
11-30-2003, 08:07 AM
The Divorce
A man in Montgomery calls his son in Phoenix a couple of
days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day
, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; thirty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the
father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this -- so you call your sister in Chicago and
tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
phone. "No way are they getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll
take care of this." She calls Montgomery immediately and
screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't
do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "They're both coming for Thanksgiving and
they're paying their own way."
A man in Montgomery calls his son in Phoenix a couple of
days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day
, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; thirty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the
father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this -- so you call your sister in Chicago and
tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
phone. "No way are they getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll
take care of this." She calls Montgomery immediately and
screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't
do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "They're both coming for Thanksgiving and
they're paying their own way."