AwAy MeSsAgEs

[cool 300ex]

yeah whats some good away messages? I have pretty many driffent ones. But want some more i more less want some funny ones.

[hondafox440]

www.awaymessages.com

[cool 300ex]

Been there already...

[EvilJester400EX]

Just make up random things.

[sportraxrider10]

heres one of my personal favorites.................... brb:cool:

[Jblazin98]

I like to use the deep thoughts by Jack Handy that they have on saturday night live...they are all pretty funny and usually get a laugh...i got a bunch ill post them later cause im not on my usual computer...

[TheX1992]

my gf has alot:

cant sleep clowns will eat me

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for

and the famous "gone...call me if you need me"

[Chanman420q]

"at the homeless shelter helping those who arent as fortunate :) "

i use that a lot

[TheX1992]

Originally posted by Chanman420q
"at the homeless shelter helping those who arent as fortunate :) "




sounds like a way to pickup some chicks :devil: sorry i had to man

[blasterguy1087]

usually something off www.homestarrunner.com but lately its been "gone running, be back in 3 miles"

[DaveEX7]

A few of my favorites:

"Gone to my KKK meeting"


"Thought for the year: Finding a g.f is just like hunting deer..... you're always looking for one with a bigger rack"

"Gone to piss off the pigs...... or the police, whichever you wish to call them ..... on the quad, hit the cell"

"Ya so I was rollin dice in the back alley when Officer Leroy came over & says "Hey, I though I told you", and I'm like "ya, what the f#ck"


"In Memory of Pro Productions GNCC Racer Joey Kish - God Speed Joey"


I use those alot.

[HoNdAdude48]

go to www.collegehumor.com

[Narly R]

Mine is usually "out ridding" :cool:

[DaveEX7]

Originally posted by Narly R
Mine is usually "out ridding" :cool:

[gibson400ex]

some of mine are.....
B to the R to the B

Knock Knock F*** you

F*** you .......those are some of mine

[Tommy 17]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

[KASCHAK]

lol i cant say mine its rather. foul. well ill try to get it. im touching myself. be back when i cho it. and cho is not cho its what rymes with it. lol im bad:D