ALL lawyers must DIE!!!! [Archive]

Pappy

11-13-2003, 09:40 AM

well it all started 7 days ago. the title company that is handling the sale of our old home contacted us and informed us that we needed a ZERO balance statement for a 2nd mortgage we had in 1996. that 2nd mortgage was paid in full in 1996. 1996!!!!

the plots sickens. we think it shouldnt be any problem...so we request a statement of balance from that mortgage company and we are informed that the request takes 30 days to fill. 30 FRIGGON DAYS:mad: remember i only had 7 days to work with. so after 100's of phone calls ....its settlement day on both houses and im screwed:grr: the title company relays to us that all we need to do is take $12,000.00 and have it at settlement to cover the second mortgage (yeah the one thats been paid off since 1996) so now i have to tie up 12k for the next 30 days:macho

i dont care if a lawyer ever helps me again...id still wish the black plague on him for eternity:mad: :mad:

knighttime

11-13-2003, 09:53 AM

:eek:

Doibugu2

11-13-2003, 09:56 AM

stupid question, didn't you recieve something from the 2nd mortgage stating that the mortgage was paid in full? Check those files.

I love that it takes the mortgage company 30 days to do a reprint of an old mortgage. Between them and the banks I don't know who is worse.

Should we start a Exriders Pappy Loan?:eek: I'm sure we can scrounge up 120k in 7 days.

Pappy

11-13-2003, 09:58 AM

well, when the interest rates dropped at the end of 96 we refinanced. that company was responsible for the transfer of the account. they have provided a statement showing they paid off the original mortgage company and also a statement showing i paid that loan off in 2002. the title company insists they must have the original statement from the first company.:huh its gonna take all my strength to keep from kicking the dogsnot out of the title company rep today at settlement:grr:

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Doibugu2

Should we start a Exriders Pappy Loan?:eek: I'm sure we can scrounge up 120k in 7 days.

thanks but i have the cash. its the point that it should be earning me money in interest NOT THEM:macho friggon companies figure a little guy doesnt know about high yield 30 day interest bearing accounts;) BIG COMPANIES can kiss my ***:mad:

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:01 AM

WOW! Did you happen to get lubed up before all of this! :eek2:

Doibugu2

11-13-2003, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
its gonna take all my strength to keep from kicking the dogsnot out of the title company rep today at settlement:grr:

You might want to remove that. You don't want to show this was premediated (sp) That way when you kill the rep, you can claim it was temp. insanity:D

I think when those reps screw up like that, they should get there arse kicked. Maybe they would be a little more proactive, instead of just saying sorry sir.

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:09 AM

me when i found out----->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/argggg.gif

my wife on the phone with them---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/argue.gif

me--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/cussing.gif the wife---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/pullin%20out%20hair.gif

my loser agent--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/uhoh2.gif

the title company rep at settlement--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/deal.gif

me beating the rep at settlement---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/chairshot.gif

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:13 AM

LMFAO! Go easy on 'em! If you end up in prison who's gonna bling bling! :devil:

LTandRaptorider

11-13-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
me when i found out----->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/argggg.gif

my wife on the phone with them---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/argue.gif

me--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/cussing.gif the wife---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/pullin%20out%20hair.gif

my loser agent--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/uhoh2.gif

the title company rep at settlement--->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/deal.gif

me beating the rep at settlement---->http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/chairshot.gif

Cute smiley story, for an unfunny story... Yeah, the bastids use your money for thirty days to make them some... :mad:

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by jay's 300
LMFAO! Go easy on 'em! If you end up in prison who's gonna bling bling! :devil:

if i end up in prison...it will be the soap ill be concentrating on...not blingage;)

pappy dont know from butt pirateshttp://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/humpin%20smilies.gif

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
Cute smiley story, for an unfunny story... Yeah, the bastids use your money for thirty days to make them some... :mad:

its not uncommon in the business world to use others money. but to screw someone for it just aint right. im checking now to see if i can get any fee's covered from where i had to draft money out of my retirement account. i will make these poor excuses for human beings pay.

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/pissini_monkey.gif citi financial

LTandRaptorider

11-13-2003, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
if i end up in prison...it will be the soap ill be concentrating on...not blingage;)

pappy dont know from butt pirateshttp://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/humpin%20smilies.gif

You'll be singin 'All I Want For Christmas is Soap On a Rope'!! :eek2:

LTandRaptorider

11-13-2003, 10:21 AM

Ahhh... good ole Citifinancial...

Well, good luck, keep your cool, and enjoy the new house! I keep a mental tab and let some time pass, then even up or better the score... ;)

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
You'll be singin 'All I Want For Christmas is Soap On a Rope'!! :eek2:

Atleast they'll be no guessing about what to get him! :p :eek:

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by jay's 300
Atleast they'll be no guessing about what to get him! :p :eek:

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/cussing.gif

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/cussing.gif

:macho Hope it works out for ya in the end! (but not the rear end!) :eek2:

LTandRaptorider

11-13-2003, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by jay's 300
Atleast they'll be no guessing about what to get him! :p :eek:

Might be a good idea to get a moisturizing soap, and wear it backwards... :eek2:

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by jay's 300
:macho Hope it works out for in the end! (but not that way!) :eek2:

i dont wanna be the BUTT of your jokes:mad: :blah:

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:33 AM

I figured I'd try to find some humor in this STINKY experience! ;)

VIC

11-13-2003, 10:42 AM

Will be seeing Pappy in a shooting vidoe like that guy that tried to shot his lawyer out here in Cali. I just hope you're better shot Pappy. That guy had the same gripe as you. Damn lawyers

Pappy

11-13-2003, 10:44 AM

oh i have a bit of shooting ability:devil:

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
oh i have a bit of shooting ability:devil:

:eek: Pappy you're my friend! (looks over shoulder for sniper) :D

Ohio R

11-13-2003, 02:00 PM

Does that mean that Ben has to die as well?:confused:

Max400

11-13-2003, 02:30 PM

Whats the difference between a dead Lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?????

There is skid marks in front of the skunk:D

MOFO

11-13-2003, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Ohio R
Does that mean that Ben has to die as well?:confused:

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/mrt.gif

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif

Ohio R

11-13-2003, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by MOFO
http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/mrt.gif

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif :muscle: :rolleyes2

infantry317

11-13-2003, 02:59 PM

Sorry to hear the troubles Pappy, but some lawyers can be useful. Our ATV club is currently being sued by a psycho Yami dealer owner that we had to kick out of our club because he was undermining us and trying to take our club $. Needless to say we now have a lawyer defending us and making him look like a fool.
Basically a frivolous lawsuit. Good luck bud! :(

Tommy 17

11-13-2003, 03:10 PM

the only good lawyer is a dead one :) :D

mofo lmfao!!!

Pappy

11-13-2003, 04:40 PM

well settlement is all done....and i aint going to the pokey:devil:

we get to the office and we are sitting there signing papers....it comes time to do the financial stuff and the fat grease ball benz driving rolex sporting pig sez...oh btw...we resolved your issue:eek: ofcourse i was happy but i never try to show emotion when money is concerned.....so i was gonna let him have it after all papers were signed:p

step up to the plate MRS HILL:devil: she leveled this guy. i aint never heard such language from my ol lady:eek: dude ...he looked like he wanted to climb in his own *** to hide:cool:

im glad it all worked out....but what a prick. he even said they knew since 8 am that the issue was resolved.

i wonder who keyed his benz on the way out;)

Doibugu2

11-13-2003, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Pappy

i wonder who keyed his benz on the way out;)

http://www.ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/cheers.gif

AtvMxRider

11-13-2003, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Pappy

i wonder who keyed his benz on the way out;)

good for you Pappy or Mrs Pappy LMAO:devil:

hondafox440

11-13-2003, 05:15 PM

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

His mouth is moving.

:cool:

Ralph

11-13-2003, 05:21 PM

there is a bus full of all lawyers, only one seat isnt filled. the bus crashes and goes off a cliff... whats wrong?

there was one empty seat

400exTN

11-13-2003, 05:27 PM

glad to hear the situation was resolved

MEL

11-13-2003, 06:40 PM

it still amazes me that someone can walk into a car dealership and drive away with the most expensive car the same day. but, try and goto the bank to get a loan to buy a house and its like your asking for the mortage reps first born.

batgeek

11-13-2003, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Pappy
step up to the plate MRS HILL:devil: she leveled this guy. i aint never heard such language from my ol lady:eek: dude ...he looked like he wanted to climb in his own *** to hide:cool:

it's always cool when the wife or gf gets in someone's *****.

ya just stand there feelin all proud and stuff with "that's my girl!" thoughts running thru yer head :)

SGA

11-13-2003, 07:23 PM

Glad it worked out for you Kenny. Enjoy the new house:)

jay's 300

11-13-2003, 07:41 PM

Good to hear it went well! Too bad they just didn't call ya to let ya know it was resolved. Looks like you won't be needing that soap after all! :blah:

JOEX

11-13-2003, 08:03 PM

Pappy, will you loan me $12K?:devil:

11-13-2003, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by batgeek
it's always cool when the wife or gf gets in someone's *****.

ya just stand there feelin all proud and stuff with "that's my girl!" thoughts running thru yer head :)

eh i wouldnt really wanna see my gf in any porn or anything

this house stuff seems like a *****, dealing with houses all day make me realize how over priced pos they are

Quadfather

11-13-2003, 08:27 PM

Tell me about it. I've bought twelve houses in the last two years. Whenever the seller insisted on using their title company, things always got fubr'ed.

Some of the things they tried to pull on me were downright criminal. I explained to them that this wasn't my first rodeo, and my attorney, who is also my father, would be at the table in ten minutes, and he hasn't had breakfast yet.