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remlapr
11-10-2003, 10:58 AM
UK Football marketing slogans:

*Home of the come-from-ahead loss
*Anyone can have a bad century
*We'd love to see you smile...some day
*Our defense is THAT friendly
*Desperately clinging to the law of averages
*The only school in NCAA history to dump Gatorade on a losing coach
*Using the same goalposts since 1935
*Our best runner is a backup quarterback, our best coach is in Texas, and our stadium is named after a basketball coach. Do we have it together or what?
*Have you ever seen Groundhog Day?
*Thank God for Vanderbilt
*Perfecting fourth quarter breakdowns since 1956
*Four words: We hired Hal Mumme
*What else are you going to do in Lexington on a Saturday night?
*Suffering builds character
*We expanded the stadium for THIS?
*Providing employment to the retired
*Ashley Judd doesn't even show up for this crap
*Pass the bourbon
*Only five miles from Keeneland!
*We beat Tennessee during the Reagan administration
*Plenty of good seats still available
*Even Cubs fans laugh at us
*Proving that cheaters never win
*Biggest misuse of talent since "Gigli"
*Come see J-Lo's belly!
*Home of the 300-pound option!
*Gets you fired up! (for basketball)
*Go Big Blues
*Jackass: The football game
remlapr
11-10-2003, 12:07 PM
*BUMP*

Just wanted to make sure they didn't miss it :D
11-10-2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by remlapr
*BUMP*

Just wanted to make sure they didn't miss it :D


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Admin
11-10-2003, 12:37 PM
Consider it Done:D
spincr4hire
11-10-2003, 12:50 PM
thats cold man...:grr:
sad but true, also :(
remlapr
11-10-2003, 01:02 PM
The ones cutting on Jared Lorenzen are the best:

*Come see J-Lo's belly!
*Home of the 300-pound option!


ROTFLMAO!!!!
400exrules
11-10-2003, 02:05 PM
lmao

the IMO is

*Thank God for Vanderbilt

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
cheetah
11-10-2003, 05:10 PM
LOL a true Kentucky fan doesn't care about football. What's football?:o
11-10-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by cheetah
LOL a true Kentucky fan doesn't care about football. What's football?:o

I haven't watched a UK football game in about 8 years.. :o
Diedrich
11-10-2003, 06:10 PM
what part of ky are u from rico?
hessianmx111
11-10-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by cheetah
LOL a true Kentucky fan doesn't care about football. What's football?:o
exactly
remlapr
11-10-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Diedrich
what part of ky are u from rico?

He's from Sumwares say's right there under his avatar :huh
kentuckycat
11-11-2003, 05:49 PM
Low blow...but I do have to agree with Spincr...quite true :(
redroost85
11-11-2003, 08:07 PM
I used to spend lots of time with my grandparents who lived in Danville, KY and grew up to be a Kentucky fan..........dam the truth hurts!:cuss:
remlapr
11-11-2003, 08:21 PM
Don't feel too bad guys - they're saying the b-ball team is going to be pretty decent, IF they can manage to teach one of the 7 footers to dribble a ball :o
cdalejef
11-11-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by redroost85
I used to spend lots of time with my grandparents who lived in Danville, KY and grew up to be a Kentucky fan..........dam the truth hurts!:cuss: I spent every weekend in Danville for four years chasing my future wife at Centre College!
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
I spent every weekend in Danville for four years chasing my future wife at Centre College!


Jeff and college?????? That just doesn't sound right!! :devil:
cdalejef
11-12-2003, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Jeff and college?????? That just doesn't sound right!! :devil: Like I said......weekends! ;)
11-12-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Jeff and college?????? That just doesn't sound right!! :devil:

I knew his littler girls got their looks from their momma and now it appears they got their brains from her too.....:eek:
Pappy
11-12-2003, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
Like I said......weekends! ;)

yep...living proof you dont have to enroll at a school to enjoy the benefits:devil:
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Rico
I knew his littler girls got their looks from their momma and now it appears they got their brains from her too.....:eek:

I heard Rowlrag had something to do with it.....:confused:
Pappy
11-12-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
I heard Rowlrag had something to do with it.....:confused:
cdalejef
11-12-2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
yep...living proof you dont have to enroll at a school to enjoy the benefits:devil: EXACTLY!
cdalejef
11-12-2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
I heard Rowlrag had something to do with it.....:confused: mental note to self: find JVC at dealer show and lead him into a dark alley.
Pappy
11-12-2003, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
mental note to self: find JVC at dealer show and lead him into a dark alley.
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
mental note to self: find JVC at dealer show and lead him into a dark alley.

You buyin lunch at Indy?! :devil:
CUZ'n
11-12-2003, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
You buyin lunch at Indy?! :devil:

dats wut he siad flapkak...u gittn a nuckkle samwich:macho
ranger400ex
11-12-2003, 07:45 AM
Hey JVC Sounds like Jeff is gonna give ya a famous "Kentucky Hole Poke"

It is a kentucky thing I guess....not enough women for em, so they turn to their fellow "brother"



ben
CUZ'n
11-12-2003, 07:46 AM
ragerrick woul no cuz he iz a KY hole hammer to:cool:
ranger400ex
11-12-2003, 07:50 AM
Hey Cuzzy beatch...you lookin for an arse woopin??? thought so...Seems them KY boys follow from you and monkeyfunks ancestors....they were all about the dark hole dunkin.:eek: :p

Keep it on your own side of the stateline......we are hoosiers...not holers like yourself


Ben
CUZ'n
11-12-2003, 07:51 AM
i tink yuo wus from KY:confused: yuo reely bad shape if yuo arr frum cross da rivrr:bandit:
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by CUZ'n
dats wut he siad flapkak...u gittn a nuckkle samwich:macho


How about we play a game, it's called You pick your teeth out of my knuckles?! Well, in your case, I guess I'd have to say "tooth".........or your momma's dentures......:macho
Runnin Dumb
11-12-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
I spent every weekend in Danville for four years chasing my future wife at Centre College!

Four years chasin' your wife????? Damn you were slow in your youth. Guess you got better with age. Ya know, like a fine wine:devil:
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Runnin Dumb
Four years chasin' your wife????? Damn you were slow in your youth. Guess you got better with age. Ya know, like a fine wine:devil:

Yeah, it's amazing how a person will break down after you STALK them long enough! It took him 4 years cuz he spent 2 years in jail.......:eek2:
monkeyboy
11-12-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Yeah, it's amazing how a person will break down after you STALK them long enough! It took him 4 years cuz he spent 2 years in jail.......:eek2:


y half int u shuut u face yeet:mad:
jcv400ex
11-12-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by monkeyboy
y half int u shuut u face yeet:mad:


Good god I need help, I actually got that.......:eek:

Hey Monkey, did that bump go away on the back of your momma's head? She left a nasty dent in the bottom of my desk!
cdalejef
11-12-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Yeah, it's amazing how a person will break down after you STALK them long enough! It took him 4 years cuz he spent 2 years in jail.......:eek2: Actually it took me 7! :o
Ohio R
11-12-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Good god I need help, I actually got that.......:eek:

Hey Monkey, did that bump go away on the back of your momma's head? She left a nasty dent in the bottom of my desk!

Damn jimmy that was funny...

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