Natertot426ex
11-06-2003, 11:19 AM
> You Know You're Trailer Trash When
>
> 1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
> teeth than your spouse.
>
> 2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke
> at the dinner table in front of her kids.
>
> 3.---You're been married three times and still
> have the same in-laws.
>
> 4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league"
> bowls on a different night.
>
> 5.---Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most
> admired people."
>
> 6.---You wonder how service stations keep their
> restrooms so clean.
>
> 7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after
> saying: "Hey, watch this."
>
> 8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
>
> 10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a
> ceiling fan.
>
> 11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>
> 12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your
> house exploded right off its wheels.
>
> 13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
> down, depending on how much gas is in it.
>
> 14.---You have to go outside to get something from
> the fridge.
>
> 15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 16.---You need one more hole punched in your card
> to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
>
> 17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart
> because there's a law against it.
>
> 18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
>
> 19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
>
> 20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more
> than five dogs.
>
> 1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
> teeth than your spouse.
>
> 2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke
> at the dinner table in front of her kids.
>
> 3.---You're been married three times and still
> have the same in-laws.
>
> 4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league"
> bowls on a different night.
>
> 5.---Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most
> admired people."
>
> 6.---You wonder how service stations keep their
> restrooms so clean.
>
> 7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after
> saying: "Hey, watch this."
>
> 8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
>
> 10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a
> ceiling fan.
>
> 11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
> "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>
> 12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your
> house exploded right off its wheels.
>
> 13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
> down, depending on how much gas is in it.
>
> 14.---You have to go outside to get something from
> the fridge.
>
> 15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 16.---You need one more hole punched in your card
> to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
>
> 17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart
> because there's a law against it.
>
> 18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
>
> 19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
>
> 20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more
> than five dogs.