Fovorite movie quote [Archive]

Honda4trax250x

10-24-2003, 07:30 PM

from Austin Powers: Goldmember

Dr. Evil- I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. my birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, came across a blood soaked baby, moi, and they raised me to be evil. You know, very Norman Rockwell.

batgeek

10-24-2003, 07:34 PM

from Conan the Barbarian:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

Bad Habit

10-24-2003, 07:36 PM

"Sh1!, seven years of college down the drain." - Bluto, Animal House.

You yung'ns on here probably don't know that one.:cool:

batgeek

10-24-2003, 07:44 PM

hehe more good ones from Animal House:

Big Black Guy: Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?

Pinto: Boon, we're the only white people here.

Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE
decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
HELL, NO!

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

and of course...this entire scene:

Larry's evil conscience: F^ck her. F^ck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Bad Habit

10-24-2003, 07:49 PM

LMAO Batgeek

I think it was
Boon to Mrs. Wormer while holding a cucumber: Mine's bigger.

Boon to Flounder: Face it, you f'd up. You trusted us.

400exrules

10-24-2003, 07:55 PM

''Your Terminated!!!'' - T3 Rise of the Machines

Greg Z

10-24-2003, 08:06 PM

south park movie - Careful? Was my motha careful when she stapped me in the heart with a cloths hanger when i was still in the womb?

Scar Face- Monolo Shoot tha peice o'chit!

:devil:

Glamis400ex

10-24-2003, 08:08 PM

"Say hello to my liiiitle friend" Scarface

Glamis

hondafox440

10-24-2003, 08:10 PM

South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut

"What say you Mr. US Embassador?"

"Ahem. **** CANADA!"

"EH **** YOU BUDDAY!"

Ooorrr

Braveheart

"You can take our lives... But you can't take our FREEDOM!!!"

racerx573

10-24-2003, 08:20 PM

"I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good." Not from a Movie, but from Beavis and Butthead, they had their own movie so it counts.

exatak199

10-24-2003, 08:24 PM

take off you houser eh!- strange brew!

Giz400ex

10-24-2003, 08:30 PM

:D "Tokyo rose of the trailer park" Joe Dirt.

Glow Plug

10-24-2003, 08:37 PM

"hey honey you think kfc's still open?" OLd school

Pappy

10-24-2003, 08:38 PM

i have 2 ..both from apocolypse now:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

the reporter asks the door gunner" how can you shoot women and children?"

the door gunner responds..." its easy...you just dont lead them so far!!!"

blondie69

10-24-2003, 08:43 PM

(all in 1 big word) "He's dead he's dead he shot himself in the face and I put my hand in it!"
Its from Hannibal The Cannibal 3, Red Dragon. The blind chicky said it. I laffed SO hard at that! I am right now just thinking of it!:blah: http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/Bizkit/sweat.gif

F-16Guy

10-24-2003, 08:44 PM

Chris Farley in Dirty Work; "You're the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!"

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber; "...we have no money, we have no jobs, our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

batgeek

10-24-2003, 08:47 PM

ALL of R. Lee Ermey's lines from Full Metal Jacket.

and this scene with Mattew Modine:

Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour?
Joker: A peace symbol sir.
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember sir.
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Kill" sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on you helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir.
Colonel: You don't know very much do you?
Joker: No sir.
Colonel: You better get your head and your *** wired together or I will take a giant sh^t on you.
Joker: Yes sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Who's side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye aye, sir.

batgeek

10-24-2003, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Pappy
the reporter asks the door gunner" how can you shoot women and children?"

the door gunner responds..." its easy...you just dont lead them so far!!!"

Pappy, that one is from Full Metal Jacket also :D

310Rduner

10-24-2003, 08:53 PM

"oh shi$ guys, i found a lesbian artifact!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND RUBBER D*CKS!!! D*ldo !! D*ILDO!! - stifler, American Pie 2

or.. the part on the radio where the trucker says "Go ahead son, touch his ***.. you'll like it.

M*LF!!! M*LF!!!

"ahh i can taste the bubbles.."

Actually. i like any quote from any of the american Pie movies..:D

ILGNCC400EX

10-24-2003, 10:42 PM

have some beans Mr Tagert i god i think you boys have had enoughBLAZING SADDLES

hindelk

10-24-2003, 10:44 PM

Joe dirt

*bobby comes in with a car and roosts joe*
Bobby- did i get ya dirt
Joe- No im cool
bobby- No your not

Lifes a garden dig it gotta keep on keepin on

security- hey joe i got a name for this car.....Rusty
Joe- ***** el buff out

lights em up
joe- Like dem spinnin tires

DamageInc

10-25-2003, 01:45 AM

Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann in FMJ: "Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and F*ck my sister!"

Pappy

10-25-2003, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by batgeek
Pappy, that one is from Full Metal Jacket also :D

i stand corrected...i usually watch themback to back and zone out for a few hours:huh

zarquon442

10-25-2003, 07:29 AM

Arthur Dent: "Is it safe?"

Ford Prefect: "Oh yes, its perfectly safe, its just us that are in trouble."

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy- Douglas Adams

Jellyrolls

10-25-2003, 08:29 AM

In a whispering manner "your balls are showing" - Ace Ventura
"WHat are you doing lloyd? do this and it feels like your running at a incredible amount of speed" -Dumb and Dumber

"SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND"-SCARFACE

JJWB023

10-25-2003, 10:34 AM

take my STRONGGGG HHHHand...scary movie 2 by that guy with the little hand aka hanson or was it handsome

Chanman420q

10-25-2003, 11:03 AM

I cant exactly remember how they go but its that guy from office space. I believe you have my stapler?

and the other one is when hes talking to that lady and hes like i havent gotten a paycheck in over a year.:p

10-25-2003, 11:15 AM

"i need yo clothes, yo boots, and yo motocycle"

arnold swchanigga

and there was another one from that movie i think it went, "cut the crap dickhead"

ScrnNmsSUCK

10-25-2003, 11:16 AM

Half baked-- butterstuff, BUTTERCUP, Butternut, BUTTERCUP.

nuclearkielbasa

10-25-2003, 11:18 AM

From Blazing Saddles.....

Railroad worker: "You shifty nigga...... they said you was HUNG!"

Sheriff Bart: "THEY WAS RIGHT!"

OR

Taggert (while stopped at fake tollbooth in middle of desert): "Does anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!!!!"

From Smokey & The Bandit......

Buford T. Justice: "What we are dealin with here, is a complete lacka respec fo da law!"

slosh13

10-25-2003, 11:23 AM

DUMB & DUMBER-
Lloyd- Harry, bet i can get you gambing by the end of the day
Harry- bet ya cant
Lloyd- ok Ill give you odds
Harry -Nope
Lloyd- 5:1
Lloyd- 10:1
Lloyd- 30:1
Harry- Ok deal
Lloyd- Im gonna get ya oh ya im gonna get ya, dont know how but ill get ya.

:D

tricky17

10-25-2003, 11:33 AM

Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: " That's what I like about these high schools girls man, I keep getting older, they stay the same age"

Tommy 17

10-25-2003, 11:34 AM

mike metzger in STEEL ROOTS mcgraths movie

"5th gear tapped wide... u can't loose!!!"

american pie

"WE WILL GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!"

Moded86R

10-25-2003, 11:40 AM

This is from dazed and confused.

wooderson "Hey man you got a joint."

kid "No man not on me"

wooderson "it would be alot better if you did."

That one cracks me up everytime.

kamikaze_rzrbak

10-25-2003, 12:31 PM

"I unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window dresser! I wave my private parts at your auntie, you brightly coloured, mealy-templed. cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-botom biter!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Crazy4bluEx

10-25-2003, 12:34 PM

3 "lines" from the last boyscout

1.

milo- lets do a formal introduction here
joe- nah F__ that, your the bad guy right?
milo-yes joe i am the bad guy.
joe- and im supposed to be tremble'n in fear? sumtin like that?
milo-yes somethin like that.
joe- alright, ill start tremble'n in a minute, till then you think i could have a drink?

2.

2 bad guys- jimmy?
flash- yes?
flash- hey how do you know my name? what do you want with me?
2 bad guys-wow, this is him? this is the kid with the million dollar arm? he dont look like much.
flash- hey, im tryin to figure out which one of you, looks the most like my dick...:p if you wanna say sumthin say it, if not get the hell outta here.

3.

joe- boys at school still givin her *daughter* a hard time at school about her braces?
joe wife- yah, metal mouth thats the latest
joe- yah she'll be screwin em by the time shes 14
joe wife- jesus christ joe
joe- well you let her wear enough make up, she looks like a GD racoon. came in one morning and thought she was a burglar, christ i almost shot her twice..
joe wife- and for your information, all the girls at her school wear make up
joe- ya, and im sure those gurls at school dont put it on with a paint sprayer! :p

the movie is "the last boyscout"

with bruce willis and damon or marlan wayans...
it is the FUNNIEST but most "REAL" life bad *** kind of funny movie i have ever seen... it isnt about people that are "wanna be" hard ***'s, joe *bruce willis* is a true hard *** "on screen" in this movie! i love it

EvilEwok

10-25-2003, 02:05 PM

Fightclub "That's a nice big peice of cock." or something like that :p but that part is hillarious when the little kid is watching it and starts crying. Gotta love that movie

JTRtrx250r

10-25-2003, 03:54 PM

" I got some good news and some bad news....the good news is you're going to heaven.....the bad news is its today":D

(forget which movie:rolleyes: lol)

WEEZIL

10-25-2003, 04:33 PM

my favorite quotes from cky4

BAM- YO DON VITO QUIT BEING SUCH A *** @$$ED $HIT AND COME DO 50 SHOTS!

JENN- HIT THE BALL ***!

Rake yohn
BRING IT THE *** ON RAAHHHHRRRRR!!

beastman and skeletor
YOU FOOL GET THE *** OUT!

they are all pretty foul but if you watched this movie u would perfictly understand.

Ryan

10-25-2003, 05:25 PM

Airplane 2: Ever seen a grown man naked? :p

Super Troopers: You boyz like mexico? :blah: :confused2

2 QuicK

10-25-2003, 05:28 PM

Old School-

(Beanie to Frank at his wedding)
Beanie: Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. Real smart.

Old School-

Mitch: Sorry, you seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you suggest I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a f@gget, your in the back seat.

Dumb And Dumber-

Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right; senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel- can stillserve a purpose. I'll be right back, now don't you go dying on me!

hahahha -

nuclearkielbasa

10-25-2003, 06:14 PM

From Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.............

Chong: "You wanna get HIGH, man?"
Cheech: "Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man?"

OR

Chong: "You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life.......... hope you're not busy for about a month, man!"

OR

Chong: "Its mostly Maui wowi, but its got some labrador in it.

Too many classics to list from that movie.

Bad Habit

10-25-2003, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by kamikaze_rzrbak
"I unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window dresser! I wave my private parts at your auntie, you brightly coloured, mealy-templed. cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-botom biter!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

LMAO........." I fart in your general direction."

Bill Fuller

10-25-2003, 09:26 PM

Smokey and the Bandit.

Buford T. Justice "Remind me to smack yo mamma when we get home"

Scar face.

Tony Montanna"Say goodnight to the bad guys"

10-25-2003, 10:49 PM

hmm i thought it was your favorite quote not favorite conversation:rolleyes:

EvilEwok

10-25-2003, 10:53 PM

someone is being anal retentive :o :p

EvilEwok

10-25-2003, 10:54 PM

Dogma - "You can't be anal retentive unless you have an anus."

oldsandman

10-25-2003, 11:03 PM

All of R. Lee's lines in FMJ

Super Troopers: It smells like sex in here.

LTandRaptorider

10-25-2003, 11:44 PM

"I know what you're thinking, did he fire five, or six shots. To tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I'm not too sure myself. But the 44 magnum is the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off. So you want to ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry.

And of course, "Go ahead, make my day!"

350Xrider

10-26-2003, 12:13 AM

I DONT NEED DAT CHIT IN MY LIFE. YOU DIE MUTHA F*CKA!!

scarface - best movie ever:D

cudaman

10-26-2003, 01:14 AM

shiat man! i dont have time to post all my favorites. thats one of me and my friends favorite things to do. were always using qotes from movies, in real life convo or just for laughs. were damn good at it too. lol its great when you say something and both you and your friend bust up but everyone else is like HUH? lol aight here goes one:

from the boondock saints(GREAT MOVIE, everyone should see it, its grade B but should be on big screen)
everything is in irish accent.

two guys are in meat factory talking to a HUGE lesbian lady.

guy 1-well thats the rule of thumb atleast.
lesbian-do you know where that term came from?? it came from back in the day when husbands could beat there wife with a stick no bigger then there thumb.
guy1-a thumb ehh? you cant really do much damage with that, perhaps it should be rule of wrist.

both guys laugh and she's pissed.

also from same movie.

this is with teh lesbian standing right there.
guy1 to guy 2- how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
guy2-i dont know, how many?
guy1- 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and another wee lil lesbian to suck me off!

LOL those are so great. EVERYONE go rent this movie. im NOT joking.

Zero74

10-26-2003, 03:11 AM

"Even if you dreamed of killing me, you better wake up call me and apologize." Reservoir Dogs.

Might not be word for word, buts its something like that.

DamageInc

10-26-2003, 03:27 AM

OK, but if it sucks, you owe me $4.50!

MOFO

10-26-2003, 04:56 AM

<Tony> "All I've got in this world is my word and my balls...neither will be broken for anybody" - Scarface (not exact quote, but close)

BlazingYamahaYz

10-26-2003, 06:03 AM

*Charlie Sheen's Character holds Micheal Jackson out the window by his neck*
"How does it feel now?" - From Scary Movie 3

pa_countryboy

10-26-2003, 08:39 AM

Look dad this is the good stuff not that P***y skoal chit -Joe Dirt

GrInDeR400ex

10-26-2003, 06:36 PM

liar liar-
man- hows it hangin?
jim carey-short and shrivled and to the left
******************************

Tommy 17

10-26-2003, 07:30 PM

can't remember the movie but its...

ur lil angel is my lil whore:eek: :D

bradley300

10-26-2003, 09:52 PM

"well i guess that counts me out, cuz i had sex last night...WITH A GIRL!"-kyle from "Road Trip"

SGA

10-26-2003, 10:38 PM

From The Godfather (Marlon Brando) "We'll make him a deal he cant refuse"

From Cool Hand Luke (The warden) " What we have here, is a failure to communicate"

This one always comes up the next morning after double bunking on hunting trips, races, etc. Its from a Steve Martin movie.

"How did you sleep?"
"Just fine, I had my hands between two pillows"
"That wasn't two pillows!!!!"

DamageInc

10-26-2003, 11:30 PM

Cudaman, I rented Boondock Saints tonight. Very strange movie! Pretty good though. It sort of reminded me of pulp fiction, with the style of directing.

Juggalo

10-26-2003, 11:33 PM

i have too many fave quotes to remember but i have to say one of the ones that sticks out in my head the most is from planes trains and automobiles:

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak!"

edit- SGA- i didn't notice your quote until after i posted. that quotes from planes trains and autombiles too!

kwatts400

10-27-2003, 12:45 AM

From Old School, " fill it up again, god thats good, its so good, once it hits your lips, its so good." Followed by the chant " Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank, you know it, you know it." or just about anything else from that movie.

zarquon442

10-27-2003, 08:42 AM

Michael Douglas in Falling Down: "Now your gonna die. With that stupid little hat on. How does it feel?"

XANDADA

10-27-2003, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Pappy
apocolypse now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Great movie! My fav quote: "Charlie don't surf!" (http://www.charliedontsurf.net/about.htm)

86350x

10-27-2003, 09:34 AM

It was from the original Slap Shot movie, and I can't say that on here:devil:

wilkin250r

10-27-2003, 09:40 AM

Full Metal Jacket produced some great quotes. My favorite is from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f--k a person in the *** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around!"

Here's an interesting bit of trivia. R. Lee Ermey was an actual drill instructor, originally hired as a consultant. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for fifteen minutes without stopping, repeating himself, or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick (the director) was so impressed, he hired Ermey for the role as Hartmann.

400exmom

10-27-2003, 09:57 AM

francis- "any of you homo's mess with my chit....i kill ya"

LTandRaptorider

10-27-2003, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by wilkin250r
Full Metal Jacket produced some great quotes. My favorite is from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f--k a person in the *** and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around!"

Here's an interesting bit of trivia. R. Lee Ermey was an actual drill instructor, originally hired as a consultant. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for fifteen minutes without stopping, repeating himself, or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick (the director) was so impressed, he hired Ermey for the role as Hartmann.

:) That's one of my favorites too! After watching Texas chainsaw massacre, which Ermey plays in, I spent the next half hour yelling out some of his good lines from FMJ! My wife wasn't amused... ;)

DamageInc

10-27-2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by wilkin250r
[
Here's an interesting bit of trivia. R. Lee Ermey was an actual drill instructor, originally hired as a consultant. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for fifteen minutes without stopping, repeating himself, or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick (the director) was so impressed, he hired Ermey for the role as Hartmann. [/B]

For anyone interested:
Lee Ermey (http://www.rleeermey.com/about.php)

I went through Marine Boot less than a year after that movie came out, so needless to say, the movie was a fequent topic of discussion among the recruits.:D

K2Snow

10-27-2003, 09:00 PM

Sergeant Hartman quotes: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

Sporttrax400ex

10-27-2003, 09:10 PM

Im gonna have to say TommyBoy "You can get a good look at T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls *** but wouldnt you rather take the butchers word for it."

Sporttrax400ex

10-27-2003, 09:12 PM

00o0 almost forgot 1 or 2

cool hand luke Q

Sporttrax400ex

10-27-2003, 09:14 PM

sorry i accidently pushed enter on the last one.

00o0 almost forgot 1 or 2

cool hand luke "sometimes nothing can be a good hand" i think thats what it is

Evan

10-27-2003, 10:05 PM

Billy Madison - (Adam Sandler)- when the kid is stuttering trying to read, adam says "T-t-t-t-today Junior!!!" its one of my favorites

EX LONERIDER

10-27-2003, 11:05 PM

"BRRRAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!" -On Any Sunday :D
stated by 1970 husqavarna 400cross:p

Torn66

10-28-2003, 07:36 AM

from RAD...

"you over-rotated"
" No Sh*t!"

Dune Surfer

10-28-2003, 09:07 AM

From Tombstone:

Doc Holiday to Johny Ringo " I'm your Huckleberry"
and " you tell Ike I'm commin, and hell is comming with me"

Or from real life. When I stopped three ex cons from beating an old man with a 2x4's. The biggest one says"were gonna kick your fu@#!@ as$" my reply " I'm here for ya, Bring it" Those three ended up getting a beating and put back in jail:D One for the good guys!!

400exdad

10-28-2003, 11:16 AM

From Animal House:

Parked in the 'vette under the moon and stars having a conversation....

Babs to Otter:

Eric honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

jtej

10-28-2003, 01:03 PM

go here
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml
there are all kinds of sound boards. the FMJ one is good.

my favorite is from FMJ also

-bull***** it looks to me that the best part of you ran down your mommas ***** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated.

everytime i watch this movie i crack up laughing.

MOFO

10-28-2003, 01:41 PM

oh I cant remember it completely, but its from Reservoir Dogs...

"...are you gonna sit there all day on the porch and bark little dog, or are ya gonna bite?"

darrell43031

10-28-2003, 02:13 PM

another one from fmj no body mentioned yet is in the bunk house when sgt. hartman finds the donught.

what is this?...what the f*ck is this?
a jelly donught sir?
ajelly donught? are you aloud to have jelly donughts private pyle?
no sir!
and whys that?
cause i'm a disgusting fatbody sir!
thats right!!

i laugh my ***** off every time i watch that movie just listening to him yell at the recrutes

SGA

10-28-2003, 05:40 PM

Hmmmm, I guess it about time I watch full metal jacket. Sounds like a good movie. Might as well rent saving private ryan also. Havent seen that either. I dunno, movies to me are kinda time consuming, when real life is going on all around me.

TrailBreaker70

10-28-2003, 07:10 PM

Just about all the lines in Kung Pow are my favorite movie lines .

HoNdAdude48

10-28-2003, 07:14 PM

"lets keep this on the down low, it's not exactly street leagal.....HEY MIKE!"- OLD SCHOOL!!!!

"buler..............................buler.......... ......................buler"-ferris buler's day off

sportraxrider10

10-28-2003, 07:34 PM

BLUE......YOUR MY BOY!!! --- Old School

bradley300

10-29-2003, 12:02 AM

earmuffs!

JTRtrx250r

10-29-2003, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by SGA
Hmmmm, I guess it about time I watch full metal jacket. Sounds like a good movie. Might as well rent saving private ryan also. Havent seen that either. I dunno, movies to me are kinda time consuming, when real life is going on all around me. Full Metal Jacket is a great flick....after you see it..you'll understand why Ermy does the "Mail Call" show:D He's awesome in FMJ:D

stupid driver

10-29-2003, 06:06 AM

from big mama's house

"Big Mama, you got another flashlight under there?"

:devil:

CHAR250R

10-29-2003, 07:03 AM

"It's better to be feared than to be loved" Sonny talking to C in the caddy. A Bronx Tale.

blackraptor16

10-29-2003, 10:08 AM

Holy Cow I have a lot of favorite movie quotes. They are from a few movies:

"Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?"
-Super Troopers

Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"
Butch: "It's not a motorcycle. It's a chopper, baby."
-Pulp Fiction

"You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"
-The Untouchables

GoLikeHell

10-29-2003, 10:40 AM

Tommy Boy!

That's gonna leave a mark!

And there was a quote about a butcher, but I dont recall how it went. Sorry CRS setting in

Mark

DamageInc

10-29-2003, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by darrell43031
another one from fmj no body mentioned yet is in the bunk house when sgt. hartman finds the donught.

what is this?...what the f*ck is this?
a jelly donught sir?
ajelly donught? are you aloud to have jelly donughts private pyle?
no sir!
and whys that?
cause i'm a disgusting fatbody sir!
thats right!!

i laugh my ***** off every time i watch that movie just listening to him yell at the recrutes

something sort of similar happened in my boot platoon. Two guys snuck away one night up on Pendleton to buy candy bars and call their girls. They didn't hide the wrappers good enough when they got back, and got busted. Morons. The Senior actually wanted them discharged, but they just got recycled. Wow, was he pissed! He made Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann seem like a nice guy.

another good one from FMJ(Pvt. Joker): "Only after you eat the peanuts outta my shiaaatt!"