Women Talk.............

[Foxyangel0425]

WHAT WOMEN SAY &
REALLY MEAN:


CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

[Honda4trax250x]

lmao:p

those are pretty good!

[Burl Swift]

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.


Hehe, I wouldn't be supprised if my girlfriend coined that phrase.

[Punk'd]

weres the positive things women say? thats pretty much all negitive LOL

[JUSTINcredible]

women:rolleyes:

[batgeek]

now see thats whats wrong with women....

if you think it, just feakin say it. men are not mind readers, nor are we very smart.

imagine the amount of miscommunication that would go away if women would just SAY WHAT THEY MEAN!!!

edited cuz i cant speel :)

[k2-dawg]

Here's another womanism...

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
....bullchit, it does.

I agree with batgeek. MEN aren't mind readers, just tell us what you want and we MIGHT give it to ya. If you're lucky..... j/k;)

[Rip_Tear]

LMAO!

heres my rebutle :D :p (this has been posted before... I think...)


1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please!

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. No, you really do have too many shoes.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

[batgeek]

can i get an AMEN! from the congregation!

[redroost85]

Rip_Tear.........my friend, truer words were never spoken, lol! Ahh, when will the ladies understand these simple elements of truth!:D

AMEN:D

[310Rduner]

Originally posted by redroost85
Rip_Tear.........my friend, truer words were never spoken, lol! Ahh, when will the ladies understand these simple elements of truth!:D

When yammaha builds a better bike than Honda.;)

[Urban Legend]

ya'll can remove anotter hardarse..........I dun broke Jester in last night he be soft arsed now.......an dats all I have to say about dat......

Originally posted by Urban Legend
ya'll can remove anotter hardarse..........I dun broke Jester in last night he be soft arsed now.......an dats all I have to say about dat......


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[EX LONERIDER]

Rip_tear, dude, might you also be able to explain the meaning of life while youre at it???? if you can tell the girls all that, somehing as simple as the meaning of life should be easy by all comparison~:D

[MITrail400EX]

Heres some translations of what men say and think:

"YES"
yes

"NO"
no

"I REALLY LIKE YOU"
I love you, but don't want to make it seem like I'm going too fast.

"I LOVE YOU"
I love you

"CAN YOU GET ME A BEER?"
I want a drink, not a conversation. Thank you.

"I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING"
I'm lost

"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?"
Wanna have sex?

"I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER"
I'd love to take you to dinner...and have sex.

"I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANY LONGER."
I found someone who likes to have alot of sex.

"I'M GOING FISHING/ TO THE BAR/ TO THE FOOTBALL GAME"
I'm going fishing/ to the bar/ to the game, not out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING TO VISIT MY MOM"
I'm going out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING RIDING"
I wish you could come, but you don't like getting dirty.

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it, dammit!

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by MITrail400EX
Heres some translations of what men say and think:

"YES"
yes

"NO"
no

"I REALLY LIKE YOU"
I love you, but don't want to make it seem like I'm going too fast.

"I LOVE YOU"
I love you

"CAN YOU GET ME A BEER?"
I want a drink, not a conversation. Thank you.

"I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING"
I'm lost

"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?"
Wanna have sex?

"I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER"
I'd love to take you to dinner...and have sex.

"I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANY LONGER."
I found someone who likes to have alot of sex.

"I'M GOING FISHING/ TO THE BAR/ TO THE FOOTBALL GAME"
I'm going fishing/ to the bar/ to the game, not out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING TO VISIT MY MOM"
I'm going out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING RIDING"
I wish you could come, but you don't like getting dirty.

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it, dammit! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[310Rduner]

Originally posted by MITrail400EX
Heres some translations of what men say and think:

"YES"
yes

"NO"
no

"I REALLY LIKE YOU"
I love you, but don't want to make it seem like I'm going too fast.

"I LOVE YOU"
I love you

"CAN YOU GET ME A BEER?"
I want a drink, not a conversation. Thank you.

"I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING"
I'm lost

"CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?"
Wanna have sex?

"I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER"
I'd love to take you to dinner...and have sex.

"I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANY LONGER."
I found someone who likes to have alot of sex.

"I'M GOING FISHING/ TO THE BAR/ TO THE FOOTBALL GAME"
I'm going fishing/ to the bar/ to the game, not out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING TO VISIT MY MOM"
I'm going out to cheat on you.

"I'M GOING RIDING"
I wish you could come, but you don't like getting dirty.

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it, dammit!

lol, pretty good stuff man.:D

[Rip_Tear]

I am pretty sure the meaning of life is 49... You would have to watch... Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy! ;) I am pretty sure that is the movie it explains it all. :D

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LMAO!!!!!!!!!


Can I buy you a drink?..............;) :devil:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Can I buy you a drink?..............;) :devil: :p Sure, come on down..Ill show you how to drink!:macho

[MITrail400EX]

You show me how to drink, then I'll show you how to ride!!!

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
:p Sure, come on down..Ill show you how to drink!:macho


LMAO I'm not talking about drinking.........;) :devil:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
LMAO I'm not talking about drinking.........;) :devil: I guess I had to read a little further between the lines huh........:o :devil:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
I guess I had to read a little further between the lines huh........:o :devil:


Or between the sheets...........lmao;) :devil:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Or between the sheets...........lmao;) :devil: LOL!!!!!!:devil: