Foxyangel0425
10-01-2003, 12:28 PM
> >>ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
> >>
> >>
> >>1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> >>
> >>2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> >>
> >>3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
> >>"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
> >>
> >>4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
> >>and Grimace.
> >>
> >>5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> >>huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
> >>
> >>6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
> >>"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
> >>
> >>7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >>
> >>8) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> >>open.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>THREE-POINT DARES
> >>
> >>
> >>1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> >>double-barreled fingers.
> >>
> >>2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
> >>that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >>
> >>3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> >>
> >>4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
> >>(there must be a 'non-player within sight).
> >>
> >>5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >>
> >>
> >>FIVE POINT DARES
> >>
> >>
> >>1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> >>conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
> >>actually launch into it yourself).
> >>
> >>2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> >>growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >>
> >>3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >>
> >>4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> >>number two".
> >>
> >>5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
> >>in
> >>"The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >>
> >>6) While a coworker is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> >>
> >>7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> >>mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
> >>
> >>8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my
> >>witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> >>
> >>9) In a coworker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >>(One
> >>extra point if it is a male, five extra points if he is your boss)
> >>
> >>10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
> >>trade?".
> >>
> >>11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
> >>you
> >>hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >>
> >>12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> >>about it".
> >>
> >>13) Posing as a maitre d', call a coworker and tell him he's won a lunch
> >>for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >>
> >>14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> >>important conference call.
> >>
> >>15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >>
> >>16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
>pants
> >>and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >>
> >>17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and cookie, smashing
> >>each cookie with your fist.
> >>
> >>18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
> >>door.
> >>
> >>19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
> >>move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
> >>
> >>1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> >>hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> >>
> >>2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
> >>have to let one of you go."
> >>
> >>3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> >>with that.
> >>
> >>4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it IN."
> >>
> >>5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> >>over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >>
> >>6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
> >>
> >>7) Dont use any punctuation
> >>
> >>8) Use, too...much; punctuation!
> >>
> >>9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >>
> >>10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> >>
> >>11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> >>
> >>12) Sing along at the opera.
> >>
> >>13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> >>
> >>14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> >>sounds all day.
> >>
> >>15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> >>because you're not in the mood.
> >>
> >>16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
> >>
> >>17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
> >>this week!!!"
> >>
> >>18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
> >>Run for your lives, they're loose!"
> >>
> >>And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
> >>
> >>19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to
> >>you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> >>
> >>2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> >>
> >>3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
> >>"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
> >>
> >>4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
> >>and Grimace.
> >>
> >>5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> >>huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
> >>
> >>6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
> >>"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
> >>
> >>7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >>
> >>8) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> >>open.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>THREE-POINT DARES
> >>
> >>
> >>1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> >>double-barreled fingers.
> >>
> >>2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
> >>that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >>
> >>3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> >>
> >>4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
> >>(there must be a 'non-player within sight).
> >>
> >>5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >>
> >>
> >>FIVE POINT DARES
> >>
> >>
> >>1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> >>conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
> >>actually launch into it yourself).
> >>
> >>2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> >>growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >>
> >>3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >>
> >>4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> >>number two".
> >>
> >>5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
> >>in
> >>"The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >>
> >>6) While a coworker is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> >>
> >>7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> >>mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
> >>
> >>8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my
> >>witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> >>
> >>9) In a coworker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >>(One
> >>extra point if it is a male, five extra points if he is your boss)
> >>
> >>10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
> >>trade?".
> >>
> >>11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
> >>you
> >>hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >>
> >>12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> >>about it".
> >>
> >>13) Posing as a maitre d', call a coworker and tell him he's won a lunch
> >>for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >>
> >>14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> >>important conference call.
> >>
> >>15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >>
> >>16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
>pants
> >>and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >>
> >>17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and cookie, smashing
> >>each cookie with your fist.
> >>
> >>18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
> >>door.
> >>
> >>19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
> >>move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
> >>
> >>1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> >>hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> >>
> >>2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
> >>have to let one of you go."
> >>
> >>3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> >>with that.
> >>
> >>4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it IN."
> >>
> >>5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> >>over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >>
> >>6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
> >>
> >>7) Dont use any punctuation
> >>
> >>8) Use, too...much; punctuation!
> >>
> >>9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >>
> >>10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> >>
> >>11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> >>
> >>12) Sing along at the opera.
> >>
> >>13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> >>
> >>14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> >>sounds all day.
> >>
> >>15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> >>because you're not in the mood.
> >>
> >>16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
> >>
> >>17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
> >>this week!!!"
> >>
> >>18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
> >>Run for your lives, they're loose!"
> >>
> >>And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
> >>
> >>19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to
> >>you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.
> >>