QuadJunkies
09-24-2003, 11:54 AM
NatorTot sent this to me , I thought you all would like this... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
> cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> speaker-function and
> begins to talk.
>
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
> beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if
> I buy it, Sweetie?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much.
> I want you to be
> happy."
>
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
> and saw the new 2003
> models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful
> silver."
>
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
>
> WOMAN: "$60,000"
>
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> options."
>
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the
> house we wanted last year is back on the market.
> They're asking $950,000."
>
>
> MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer,
> but just offer $895,000."
>
>
> WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful!
> I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room
> are looking at him in astonishment.
>
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
> to?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> speaker-function and
> begins to talk.
>
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
> beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if
> I buy it, Sweetie?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much.
> I want you to be
> happy."
>
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
> and saw the new 2003
> models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful
> silver."
>
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
>
> WOMAN: "$60,000"
>
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> options."
>
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the
> house we wanted last year is back on the market.
> They're asking $950,000."
>
>
> MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer,
> but just offer $895,000."
>
>
> WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful!
> I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room
> are looking at him in astonishment.
>
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
> to?"
>
>
>
>
>
>