Foxyangel0425
09-23-2003, 05:39 AM
>Can you cry under water?
> >
> >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> >
> >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
> >
> >Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
> >
> >Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
> >your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
> >
> >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> >buried in for eternity?
> >
> >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> >
> >What did cured ham actually have?
> >
> >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
> >a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> >
> >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
> >
> >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> >
> >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
> >
> >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> >
> >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> >binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> >
> >How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
> >America?
> >
> >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Aren't they going to see you naked when they return?
> >
> >If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does he call?
> >
> >and finally...
> >
> >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
> >
> >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> >
> >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
> >
> >Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
> >
> >Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
> >your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
> >
> >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> >buried in for eternity?
> >
> >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> >
> >What did cured ham actually have?
> >
> >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
> >a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> >
> >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
> >
> >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> >
> >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
> >
> >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> >
> >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> >binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> >
> >How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
> >America?
> >
> >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Aren't they going to see you naked when they return?
> >
> >If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does he call?
> >
> >and finally...
> >
> >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?