Foxyangel0425
09-22-2003, 01:14 PM
-----> A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> complaining
> > that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained
> > that the radio was voice activated.
> >
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
> >
> > The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd
> say,
> > "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
> > "Beatles!" she'd get one of their songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but
she
> > swerved in time to avoid him. "A-hOLES!" she yelled.......
> >
> > .......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
> > began
to
> > play.
> complaining
> > that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained
> > that the radio was voice activated.
> >
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
> >
> > The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd
> say,
> > "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
> > "Beatles!" she'd get one of their songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but
she
> > swerved in time to avoid him. "A-hOLES!" she yelled.......
> >
> > .......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
> > began
to
> > play.