ATTEN: Ladies...to you

[TheRedRebel17]

10 reasons why you should date a guy who races MX

10. We start hard and fast... we finish harder and faster.
9. We always warm up our bike up before riding it.
8. We know every riding position EVER.
7. We make sure we never run out of gas.
6. Even when we get tired, we still finish the race.
5. We can ride standing or sitting down.
4. We can ride for hours at time and still love every minute of it.
3. The race isn't over untill BOTH the bike and the rider have crossed the big finish.
2. Baseball players have no balls, they make up for it by playing with some and a stick.
1. I race mx


BTW: Im single too :devil: ;)

what a pimp.

[flyin#5]

lmao good one!

[Honda4trax250x]

wow ill be interested to see if this works:p

Seems to be working SO very well.

[TheRedRebel17]

Now..get out of my thread..it didnt mentions guys did it :cuss: :mad: :confused2 :macho

Sigh...

Atleast you attracted some males...

[SGA]

Just posting here for email notification if the ladies start coming. Ok, im out of your thread.:o

[JUSTINcredible]

here you can add to your list


Top 8 reasons to date a MX rider.
1. likes to ride hard
2. likes gettin dirty
3. knows how to work something between his legs
4. endurance endurance endurance!!
5. always puts on protection
6. practice makes perfect
7. loves to go big
8. its all about style

[TheRedRebel17]

Originally posted by SGA
Just posting here for email notification if the ladies start coming. Ok, im out of your thread.:o \

Since you got in my thread, you gotta e-mail me the full size pic each day of the babe of the day...

muddinmaster@yahoo.com

Even trade :D

[K2Snow]

Originally posted by TheRedRebel17
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Since you got in my thread, you gotta e-mail me the full size pic each day of the babe of the day...

muddinmaster@yahoo.com

Even trade :D

now that you ahve his email addy, sign him up on a porn site, he'll get PLENTY of e mails with PLENTY of pics... ;)

[Narly R]

lol, cool, I dunno where you guys come from but ladies like...... well not guys like me!:( But there all all (spend time with me) (why dont u talk to me) kinda girls!:mad: :rolleyes:

[Diedrich]

my girl loves quads..she especially likes watching me race..im thinkin about gettin her a quad to race so she can enjoy the fun of it..but we've been together for a 14 months..so i think shes a keeper..she loves my quad..thats my #1 rule..gotta love my quad..plus shes hott;)

[Narly R]

Originally posted by Diedrich
my girl loves quads..she especially likes watching me race..im thinkin about gettin her a quad to race so she can enjoy the fun of it..but we've been together for a 14 months..so i think shes a keeper..she loves my quad..thats my #1 rule..gotta love my quad..plus shes hott;)

Your one lucky guy!;)

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by TheRedRebel17
10 reasons why you should date a guy who races MX

10. We start hard and fast... we finish harder and faster.
9. We always warm up our bike up before riding it.
8. We know every riding position EVER.
7. We make sure we never run out of gas.
6. Even when we get tired, we still finish the race.
5. We can ride standing or sitting down.
4. We can ride for hours at time and still love every minute of it.
3. The race isn't over untill BOTH the bike and the rider have crossed the big finish.
2. Baseball players have no balls, they make up for it by playing with some and a stick.
1. I race mx


BTW: Im single too :devil: ;) So........what would be one good reason to date a gal who MX???????LMAO. Or do I dare ask......:o :p

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by js52589
omg a female on your thread, hurry snag her :blah: LOL!!!!!:p

[FourFiftyFour]

first thing i tell a guy....... "i take my quad out every weekend, whether u like it or not" ;)

[400exmom]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
first thing i tell a guy....... "i take my quad out every weekend, whether u like it or not" ;) AMEN sista!:devil:

[SGA]

Wow! 3 Hot babes replied to your thread!:eek:

Say ladies, I give excellent full body massages, eat whats served to me without complaining, and put the toilet seat down. Any takers?:o

[400exmom]

Originally posted by SGA
Wow! 3 Hot babes replied to your thread!:eek:

Say ladies, I give excellent full body massages, eat whats served to me without complaining, and put the toilet seat down. Any takers?:o do you put out every night??:devil:

[Silverfox@C&DRacing]

Originally posted by SGA
Wow! 3 Hot babes replied to your thread!:eek:

Say ladies, I give excellent full body massages, eat whats served to me without complaining, and put the toilet seat down. Any takers?:o

HMMMM Full body message...... COME ON OVER :blah:

[Pappy]

damn howie...you kinda slid right past the rest of us guys:mad:

[dirtmomma]

Hell my husband is convinced nobody else would be able to handle all the stuff I do & wanna do to my quad $$ wise LOL I guess I've turned into a junkie hehehe can't wait to go back to work man I'll really be spending the $$ LOL!!!

Good luck finding a woman!!!:D :p

[stace609]

hahaha
that crap was funny :blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by SGA
Wow! 3 Hot babes replied to your thread!:eek:

Say ladies, I give excellent full body massages, eat whats served to me without complaining, and put the toilet seat down. Any takers?:o Now heres a keeper!!!:blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by 400exmom
do you put out every night??:devil: ROFL!!!!:p I havent met to many guys that wouldnt! OMG Kim, you crack me up......:p

[wilkin250r]

Full body massages are all well and fine, but you need to target your audience a little better.



LADIES, I WILL SPEND MONEY ON YOUR QUAD!!!!!!

[400exmom]

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LADIES, I WILL SPEND MONEY ON YOUR QUAD!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE] WAHOO!! we have a winner:bandit:

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
Full body massages are all well and fine, but you need to target your audience a little better.



LADIES, I WILL SPEND MONEY ON YOUR QUAD!!!!!!

better get to knowin all the cannondale people around the US then :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by 400exmom
do you put out every night??:devil:



:uhoh:

[400exmom]

Originally posted by Rico
:uhoh: WHAT???? we all have our priorities dont we:devil:

[sly400ex]

Originally posted by 400exmom
WHAT???? we all have our priorities dont we:devil:

What a woman!!!! She loves quads, the smocks (the green ones I think) and doing the nasty every night! If I ever meet you, I will get down on one knee as soon as aI see you!!!:D

[400exmom]

Originally posted by sly400ex
What a woman!!!! She loves quads, the smocks (the green ones I think) and doing the nasty every night! If I ever meet you, I will get down on one knee as soon as aI see you!!!:D da green ones baybeeeeeeeeeee!! dont tell popo:devil:

[Tommy 17]

lmfao i put it in my aol info... u should see what the girls are sayin to me:eek2: :D

Originally posted by sly400ex
What a woman!!!! She loves quads, the smocks (the green ones I think) and doing the nasty every night! If I ever meet you, I will get down on one knee as soon as aI see you!!!:D


back da you know what up...she's my internet girl....:grr:

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
Full body massages are all well and fine, but you need to target your audience a little better.



LADIES, I WILL SPEND MONEY ON YOUR QUAD!!!!!!
Now thats a GOOD man LMFAO!!!!!

[SGA]

Originally posted by 400exmom
do you put out every night??:devil:
Howie aims to satisfy..... :o , and Howies aim is good;)

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by wilkin250r




LADIES, I WILL SPEND MONEY ON YOUR QUAD!!!!!! [/B] Well,well.now.........:devil:

[cdalejef]

10. We start hard and fast... we finish harder and faster.



Ya but XC guys do it longer!!!;)

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Tommy 17
lmfao i put it in my aol info... u should see what the girls are sayin to me:eek2: :D


They just think your one of the girls..........:blah:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
10. We start hard and fast... we finish harder and faster.



Ya but XC guys do it longer!!!;) WOOT!!WOOT!!!:blah: :macho :devil:

[SGA]

Originally posted by Silverfox@C&DRacing
HMMMM Full body message...... COME ON OVER :blah:
Thats a bit of a walk! but im up for it;)

[sly400ex]

Originally posted by Rico
back da you know what up...she's my internet girl....:grr: :uhoh:

[One_Bad_400]

#9 wasn't that great, but the rest of them were pretty good

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Pappy
damn howie...you kinda slid right past the rest of us guys:mad: no kiddin! Whew..and a Man aimin to please.............. Dauym now.... a gal better snag him up real quick!:devil:

[Silverfox@C&DRacing]

Originally posted by SGA
Thats a bit of a walk! but im up for it;)

I'll leave the light on ;) OH and the key is under the doormat :eek2:

[brokeitin3]

Originally posted by Rico
back da you know what up...she's my internet girl....:grr: not for long you little mexican lookin chi-wawa. when she gets a look at me, you will be trash laying in the ditch line.:cool: :cool: and this one told me she likes apples,too!

[Bad Habit]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
So........what would be one good reason to date a gal who MX???????LMAO. Or do I dare ask......:o :p

Because quad girls like to get dirty on all fours.......:devil:

[SGA]

Ok Brokeitin3, Pappy made it clear, NO illegal drug references in the forums or you will be booted. All of the Mods and the Admin agree. Please follow the rules with Brokeitin4.

Originally posted by SGA
Ok Brokeitin3, Pappy made it clear, NO illegal drug references in the forums or you will be booted. All of the Mods and the Admin agree. Please follow the rules with Brokeitin4.


Brokitboy4 doesn't sound too bad I don't think....:eek:


LMFAO....he's gonna flip out over this.....:mad: :grr: :macho :D :cool:

[400exmom]

Originally posted by Rico
Brokitboy4 doesn't sound too bad I don't think....:eek:


LMFAO....he's gonna flip out over this.....:mad: :grr: :macho :D :cool: :uhoh:

[crazybuffalo]

thats a good list:D

[250x#93]

Thats a cool list, but i don't really race mx so i doubt it will work for me:ermm:

[LTandRaptorider]

I'll buy, and install parts for your quad.

Also I learned to breathe thru my ears... :D :D :D

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by Yellow416ex
Because quad girls like to get dirty on all fours.......:devil: There may be some truth to that ......:p :o ROFL!!!

[SlapNutz]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
not for long you little mexican lookin chi-wawa. when she gets a look at me, you will be trash laying in the ditch line.:cool: :cool: and this one told me she likes apples,too!


quits ehtnik jokes brokitboye4:mad: :macho ware u beene, did sum1 kikked u all ovir:D

[sly400ex]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
There may be some truth to that ......:p :o ROFL!!!


mmmm *cough* *cough*.....where do you live again QJ????:p

[dirtmomma]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
There may be some truth to that ......:p :o ROFL!!!
Yep I got the sticker on the back of my ride, "GIRLS LIKE IT DIRTY":devil: ;)