Totally Useless Trivia..

[Foxyangel0425]

Isn't making a smoking section in a resturant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Ok...so if the Jacksonville Jaquars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the "bucs" what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why isn't the number 11 pronouced onety one?

No one ever says "it's only a game" when their team is winning

What happned to Preparation A thru G??


:D :p

[zzbudzz]

why do they call them "apartments" when they're all stuck together?

[fuddrucker]

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway.

Why do people call them hot water heaters if the water is already hot.

Why do the call them buildings when there done building them? The ought to call em' builts.

[lil400exman]

lol u all think too much..........but they are pretty funny!:p

[stace609]

Originally posted by fuddrucker
Why do people call them hot water heaters if the water is already hot.
I think that's a little off, it's why is it called a hot water heater if it heats cold water.:uhoh:

[2K400ex]

why is it a person that handles your money is called a broker?
why is it a package that goes across land is a shipment and a package that goes across water is cargo??
why does super glue stick to everything but the inside of the bottle,
why do we call astroids,astriods and hymroids hymroids? shouldnt it be the other way around

[crday98]

why do they call it a televesion set if you only get one?
how do they get teflon to stick to pans?
why is it called "taking a dump" when you are not actually taking the "you know what" anywhere. should it not be called "leaving a dump" or "sending a dump" depending on if you flush or not?:huh

[WEEZIL]

ROTFL!!!! i like the one about apartments..
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why does a drive through bank window have brail?

[Rip_Tear]

lol. Some things just don't make sense...

[Glow Plug]

lmao some things are werid

[One_Bad_400]

why does the guy in fuddrucker's avator keep slapping her *** if he keeps getting smacked?

[Merriman]

Why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

Why do you turn down your radio when your looking for an address?

If "Pro" is good, and "Con" is bad, what is the opposite of Progress.... :uhoh:

[Honda4trax250x]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
Ok...so if the Jacksonville Jaquars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the "bucs" what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

lmao thats the best one:p

[Crypted1]

Why are the seats in a plane flotation devices??? Shouldn't they be parrachutes!!:)

[TIGER72]

how come a house burns down, and everything in it burns up?

[hessianmx111]

How does a blind person go shopping? american bills are all the same size so how does a blind person know how much to give them and how much they are giving back. instead of getting 3 50s back they could get 3 1s instead how could they tell the diff??

[RytM1]

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, should it be considered a hostage situation?

[big-guy]

Originally posted by hessianmx111
How does a blind person go shopping? american bills are all the same size so how does a blind person know how much to give them and how much they are giving back. instead of getting 3 50s back they could get 3 1s instead how could they tell the diff??


The bills aren't all the same size... how do you think the atm knows what it's handing out?

[RytM1]

Interesting concept, but I don't know of too many ATM's that use anything other than 10's or 20's. All it has to do is count them out.

[Bill Fuller]

Originally posted by big-guy
The bills aren't all the same size... how do you think the atm knows what it's handing out? ATM machines can read the magnetic strip that is in all of our paper money.The gov can tell how much money you are carrying through airport detectors as well.Oh buy the way the Titians are known as the Titians hear in Tennessee AKA AFC South champions:D :muscle: Water heaters DO heat water,I have never understood the brail thing on the ATM's either:confused:

[R-Crazy]

is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

dave