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Foxyangel0425
09-09-2003, 06:23 PM
S O M E T I M E S

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.


Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.


Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.


Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.







But FART!! just ONE time...

And everybody knows!!


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dpizz450
09-09-2003, 06:24 PM
ROFLLMMFGDAO! :p :D
hessianmx111
09-09-2003, 06:33 PM
http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/argggg.gif
wilkin250r
09-09-2003, 06:40 PM
Says a guy to me while we were sitting at a bar:

I built this bar, with my own hands. Not just the counter, but the entire bar. I cut the wood myself, I did the bar and shelves, the chairs, and all the tables. Do they call me "Jacob the Bar-Builder?" Heck no!

Before that, I used to captain a large sailboat. Yessir, I sailed every ocean, I've sailed around the world 12 times. Do they call me "Jabob the Sailor"? Heck no!

Before that, I was a bodybuilder. I have 6 world records of strength to my name, but do they call me "Jacob the Strong"? Heck no!










But you shag 1 pig...:cuss:
dpizz450
09-09-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Says a guy to me while we were sitting at a bar:

I built this bar, with my own hands. Not just the counter, but the entire bar. I cut the wood myself, I did the bar and shelves, the chairs, and all the tables. Do they call me "Jacob the Bar-Builder?" Heck no!

Before that, I used to captain a large sailboat. Yessir, I sailed every ocean, I've sailed around the world 12 times. Do they call me "Jabob the Sailor"? Heck no!

Before that, I was a bodybuilder. I have 6 world records of strength to my name, but do they call me "Jacob the Strong"? Heck no!











But you shag 1 pig...:cuss: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
CowsBitePeople
09-09-2003, 06:55 PM
lol:p
JJWB023
09-09-2003, 06:56 PM
he's sayin that he's called Jacob the f**ker cuz he shagged a pig
Narly R
09-09-2003, 06:58 PM
LMAO! Oh its the other way around here!:eek2: :D
Atreyu
09-09-2003, 06:59 PM
why did the chicken cross the road........















to get to the other side....:p
lil400exman
09-09-2003, 07:13 PM
i got one

a old lady is taliing to people about the bible

she comes up to this man and says acts 2:38

the man has a heart attack and dies

the police officer asks her what she said was



Ax and 2 .38's!

and the police officer arrests her..............:rolleyes: kinda dumb but i heard it today............. so what the hack right?
stupid driver
09-09-2003, 10:24 PM
my turn( by the way, i am not biased towards blondes)

how do you sink a submarine full of blondes???














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