Foxyangel0425
09-02-2003, 10:16 AM
This is good! Good luck.
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> >> > > How's your aging intelligence? Take the
> following test presented
> >
> >
> > > here and determine if you are losing it or are
> still "with it." The
> > > spaces are so you don't see the answers until
> you have made your
> > > own.....OK, relax, clear our mind and.... begin.
> > >
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> > >
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> >> > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> >> > > The answer is "bread." If you said "toast,"
> then give up now and go
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> > > do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
> If you said, "bread," go
> > > to Question 2.
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> >> > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell
> "silk." What do cows drink?
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> >> > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said
> "milk," please do not
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> attempt
>
> >>> > the next question. Your brain is obviously
> over stressed and may even
> >>> > overheat. It may be that you need to content
> yourself with reading
> >>> > something more appropriate such as "Children's
> World." If you said,
> >>> > "water" then proceed to Question 3.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
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> >>>> > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks
> and a blue house is made
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > from blue bricks and a pink house is made from
> pink bricks and a black
> >>> > house is made from black bricks, what is a
> greenhouse made from?
> >>> >
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> >>>> > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
> If you said "green bricks,"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > what the devil are you still doing here
> reading these questions?? If
> >>> > you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > 4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60
> of a degree every minute
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > then how many degrees will the hour hand move
> in one hour?
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
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> >>> >
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> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360
> degrees" or anything other
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > than "one degree," you are to be congratulated
> on getting this far, but
> >>> > you are obviously out of your league. Turn
> your pencil in and exit the
> >>> > room.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Everyone else proceed to the final
> question.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > 5. Without using a calculator -- You are
> driving a bus from London
> >>>
> >>>
> to
>
> >>> > Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people
> get on the bus. In
> >>> > Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
> people get on. In
> >>
> >>
> Swindon,
>
> >>> > two people get off and four get on. In
> Cardiff, 11 people get off and
> >>> > 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people
> get off and five people get
> >>> > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and
> three get on. You then
> >>> > arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name
> of the bus driver?
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't
> you remember? It was YOU!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Now pass this along to all your "friends"
> and hope they do better
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > than you did!
> >
> >
> > >
>
> >> > > How's your aging intelligence? Take the
> following test presented
> >
> >
> > > here and determine if you are losing it or are
> still "with it." The
> > > spaces are so you don't see the answers until
> you have made your
> > > own.....OK, relax, clear our mind and.... begin.
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> >> > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> >> > > The answer is "bread." If you said "toast,"
> then give up now and go
> >
> >
> > > do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
> If you said, "bread," go
> > > to Question 2.
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> >> > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell
> "silk." What do cows drink?
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> >> > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said
> "milk," please do not
> >
> >
> attempt
>
> >>> > the next question. Your brain is obviously
> over stressed and may even
> >>> > overheat. It may be that you need to content
> yourself with reading
> >>> > something more appropriate such as "Children's
> World." If you said,
> >>> > "water" then proceed to Question 3.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks
> and a blue house is made
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > from blue bricks and a pink house is made from
> pink bricks and a black
> >>> > house is made from black bricks, what is a
> greenhouse made from?
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
> If you said "green bricks,"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > what the devil are you still doing here
> reading these questions?? If
> >>> > you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > 4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60
> of a degree every minute
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > then how many degrees will the hour hand move
> in one hour?
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360
> degrees" or anything other
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > than "one degree," you are to be congratulated
> on getting this far, but
> >>> > you are obviously out of your league. Turn
> your pencil in and exit the
> >>> > room.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Everyone else proceed to the final
> question.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > 5. Without using a calculator -- You are
> driving a bus from London
> >>>
> >>>
> to
>
> >>> > Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people
> get on the bus. In
> >>> > Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
> people get on. In
> >>
> >>
> Swindon,
>
> >>> > two people get off and four get on. In
> Cardiff, 11 people get off and
> >>> > 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people
> get off and five people get
> >>> > on. In Carmathen, six people get off and
> three get on. You then
> >>> > arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name
> of the bus driver?
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't
> you remember? It was YOU!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>
> >>
> >>>> > > Now pass this along to all your "friends"
> and hope they do better
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> > than you did!