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Today and today only I will help all of you with your problems. Post and I will fix. Simple as that.
Motoman440
08-27-2003, 01:38 AM
I can't get anyone to ride with me anymore. Can ya help me out with that???
Pappy
08-27-2003, 01:40 AM
some ntball wants to trade me his kenny g and milli vanilli cd's for my quad:confused2 what do i do:confused: :devil:
Originally posted by Motoman440
I can't get anyone to ride with me anymore. Can ya help me out with that??? Sure can, you need to start bathing more regularly. The smell is quite hard to overcome.:blah:
Originally posted by Pappy
some ntball wants to trade me his kenny g and milli vanilli cd's for my quad:confused2 what do i do:confused: :devil: You trade me, I mean him even and don't look back:D
I big fat nasty lady with more chins than china town keeps looking at me like I am a porkchop:eek: What do I do?:confused:
Originally posted by MSL
I big fat nasty lady with more chins than china town keeps looking at me like I am a porkchop:eek: What do I do?:confused: Go to the grocery store and buy 2 U.S. gallons of cooking oil and a dozen roses:D
Originally posted by MSL
I big fat nasty lady with more chins than china town keeps looking at me like I am a porkchop:eek: What do I do?:confused:
cover yourself in some A1 sauce and enjoy the ride... :D
Originally posted by MOFO
cover yourself in some A1 sauce and enjoy the ride... :D I believe I am the one answering the questions here pal.:macho :mad:
Originally posted by Taco
I believe I am the one answering the questions here pal.:macho :mad:
isnt it a conflict of interest when that lady is your woman he is talking about.... :confused:
Is it true that you and monkeyboy are brothers???
Originally posted by MOFO
isnt it a conflict of interest when that lady is your woman he is talking about.... :confused: I don't like her anymore she smells like fried chicken:o
Originally posted by Rico
Is it true that you and monkeyboy are brothers??? I am afraid not. I believe monkeyboy's family tree goes straight up:D
monkeyboy
08-27-2003, 01:50 AM
taccos iz u reeeely a kweeeer:confused:
Originally posted by monkeyboy
taccos iz u reeeely a kweeeer:confused: Yes but only on Feburary 31st
lil400exman
08-27-2003, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Taco
Yes but only on Feburary 31st
no only on days that end in Y:eek:
Originally posted by lil400exman
no only on days that end in Y:eek: go whore around on some other corner damnit:mad:
p@iNn3ck
08-27-2003, 02:00 AM
This is the funniest stuff I've seen Taco post! Good start to the morning.....
Now, how can I get outta work today and go home and ride??
Originally posted by p@iNn3ck
This is the funniest stuff I've seen Taco post! Good start to the morning.....
Now, how can I get outta work today and go home and ride?? What you need to do is start tell everyone how you don't feel quite right today. Then fake a seizure and flop about for a few minutes. Don't forget to run into the door frame on your way out.:D
Sorry that is the best I can do not knowing what kind of job you do.
Mr. Taco
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Originally posted by MSL
Mr. Taco
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
He knows all about lickin so he should get this one right....:blah:
it all depends on the duration of the lick and how many square inches of tongue that you have. With a lick of 1.2 seconds and a tonge with 22sq. in 349 licks:D
Originally posted by Rico
He knows all about lickin so he should get this one right....:blah: Well I am a Cunning Linguist:devil:
it all depends on the duration of the lick and how many square inches of tongue that you have. With a lick of 1.2 seconds and a tonge with 22sq. in 349 licks
:D Good one thanks Mr. Taco:devil:
LMFAO
lil400exman
08-27-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Taco
go whore around on some other corner damnit:mad:
i think someone forgot their zoloft!;)
Taco are you really a hobbit???? Ya kinda look like a orc but I'm just curious....:confused:
Originally posted by Rico
Taco are you really a hobbit???? Ya kinda look like a orc but I'm just curious....:confused: Even I don't know the answer to that:(
Bill Fuller
08-27-2003, 02:36 AM
Mr. Taco could you explain what kind of gravatational effect Mars wiil have on the oil pressure in my Quad.I'm awfully skeert.Also do you think this will cause Monkeyboys mom to howl in the middle of the night at the shiny spot in the sky?
wyndzer
08-27-2003, 02:36 AM
Do offset wheels have any effect on suspension?
Originally posted by Bill Fuller
Mr. Taco could you explain what kind of gravatational effect Mars wiil have on the oil pressure in my Quad.I'm awfully skeert.Also do you think this will cause Monkeyboys mom to howl in the middle of the night at the shiny spot in the sky? The effects of Mars being so close will not have any measurable effects on your oil if you are using a good quality oil. Monkeyboy's mom will most likely howl but only at the furniture guy.:D
Originally posted by wyndzer
Do offset wheels have any effect on suspension?
ROFLMFAO......:eek:
Originally posted by wyndzer
Do offset wheels have any effect on suspension? Yes they do but not as must as +2 aarms:D
k2-dawg
08-27-2003, 02:40 AM
What color is the sky in your world, Taco?
brokeitin3
08-27-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by Taco
Well I am a Cunning Linguist:devil: that was not what rico called it:D :D
Originally posted by k2-dawg
What color is the sky in your world, Taco? greenhttp://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/jumping-smoke.gif
k2-dawg
08-27-2003, 02:42 AM
What tips can you give Motoman to make him a better/faster rider?
Due to the popularity of this thread I may not be able to answer all questions and will pick the ones I feel like answering. I shall return after my slumber.:D
k2-dawg
08-27-2003, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Taco
greenhttp://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/jumping-smoke.gif
I thought more of a purple haze.....
Originally posted by k2-dawg
What tips can you give Motoman to make him a better/faster rider? Don't make wrong turns, keep all fourwheels on the ground when cornering, and always make sure your sparkplug boot is in good condition b4 riding.:D
Mr. Taco
two questions:
(1) What is the bestest pipe for my 400ex and will I have to rejet?
(2) Did Rico really dance for Peaches before we all arrived at the jiggly room?
brokeitin3
08-27-2003, 02:46 AM
what will be the effect of me stomping a mudpie in you and rico:mad: :mad: at the same time before the next hatfield trip is over?:macho :macho
Mr Taco i wanted to thank you for your advise it just may have saved my life.
Go to the grocery store and buy 2 U.S. gallons of cooking oil and a dozen roses
The Fat lady got me cornered and then she hickuped and that sucked me into one of her rolls and i was sufficating until i remembered your advise and poured the cooking oil over myself
and slipped right out! thanks Mr. Taco!
Still dont know what the roses are for:confused:
Glow Plug
08-27-2003, 04:14 AM
lmfao at this whole thread.
Mr. Taco why is it that you prefur men over women?
Whats better. The Yfz450 or the Trx450r?
hondafox440
08-27-2003, 04:22 AM
Will my 440EX beat my friends KFX400? Can I jump my 440? How fast does it go? Will porting my header give it more power? Why does Kawasaki suck?
400exmom
08-27-2003, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Taco
Today and today only I will help all of you with your problems. Post and I will fix. Simple as that. ok would you please go pass my real estate test for me tommorow~please
UglyMotha™
08-27-2003, 04:56 AM
sometimes i feel like a little school girl trapped in a mans body :o
Glow Plug
08-27-2003, 05:14 AM
what is the best kind of power band for trail riding?
FourFiftyFour
08-27-2003, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Glow Plug
what is the best kind of power band for trail riding?
the green one! :blah: :blah:
Urban Legend
08-27-2003, 06:07 AM
Mr tacos,
How comes it burns when i pee? :confused2
Chino
08-27-2003, 06:07 AM
Welp taco, only think i wanna know is......when jerry says his wife's workin night shift, what's she really doing :confused: and is it legal :devil:
FourFiftyFour
08-27-2003, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Chino
Welp taco, only think i wanna know is......when jerry says his wife's workin night shift, what's she really doing :confused: and is it legal :devil:
:eek: :eek: LMAO
Chino
08-27-2003, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Urban Legend
Mr tacos,
How comes it burns when i pee? :confused2
Cause u showed it to one to many people, didn't yo momma ever tell ya keep it in yo pants son. :macho
Tommy 17
08-27-2003, 06:28 AM
taco u make me wonder at times:ermm: :confused2
sly400ex
08-27-2003, 07:05 AM
Can green smocks rilly make u slow in da headz?:scary: :bandit:
Oh great and wise Taco, Two questions please..
1: If trailer parks did not exist, would we have tornados?
2: Why do we never see money being collected from payphones?
FourFiftyFour
08-27-2003, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by SGA
Oh great and wise Taco, Two questions please..
1: If trailer parks did not exist, would we have tornados?
2: Why do we never see money being collected from payphones?
ROTFLMGDAO hahahahahahahaha i wanna know too!!!!!!
400exmom
08-27-2003, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by sly400ex
Can green smocks rilly make u slow in da headz?:scary: :bandit: that is false:devil:
Originally posted by sly400ex
Can green smocks rilly make u slow in da headz?:scary: :bandit:
They use ta make me forget my name and how ta breath in my high school days.. but never made me slow in the head.....:eek2: :huh
1.why does pappy have so many quads that he never keps for more than a few months
2. when will the trx450r be out
AtvMxRider
08-27-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Chino
Welp taco, only think i wanna know is......when jerry says his wife's workin night shift, what's she really doing :confused: and is it legal :devil:
You couldn't afford it anyway Junior............:devil:
Chino
08-27-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
You couldn't afford it anyway Junior............:devil:
So it is illegal, just as i had predicted :D Wait till the local popo finds out jerry, then you in troubless!!!!!!!
ILGNCC400EX
08-27-2003, 11:37 AM
When i get my 454 chevy moter in my 400 ex can i still run 4 stroke stock class....WEll the motor is ALL stock!!
Originally posted by MOFO
Mr. Taco
two questions:
(1) What is the bestest pipe for my 400ex and will I have to rejet?
(2) Did Rico really dance for Peaches before we all arrived at the jiggly room? The Maxwell House has performed wonders when teamed up with the FMF PowerBong header and no you never want to rejet. A carb is way too difficult to mess with. And for your 2nd question, Yes Rico did dance for Peaches and she is sending the Polaroid for documentation of authenticity:D
Originally posted by brokeitin3
what will be the effect of me stomping a mudpie in you and rico:mad: :mad: at the same time before the next hatfield trip is over?:macho :macho That will never happen lil man:D
Originally posted by DEAL
Whats better. The Yfz450 or the Trx450r? Whichever has me on it will be faster:D
Originally posted by monkeyboy
taccos iz u reeeely a kweeeer:confused: :eek2:
Originally posted by UglyMotha™
sometimes i feel like a little school girl trapped in a mans body :o Ummmm you need serious help. You have severe issues with your manlyhood. You need to come to Hatfield in September and partake in the drinking festivities and have 2.3 green smockes.:D
Originally posted by Chino
Welp taco, only think i wanna know is......when jerry says his wife's workin night shift, what's she really doing :confused: and is it legal :devil: It's called working the corner and no it isn't legal:D
Originally posted by SGA
Oh great and wise Taco, Two questions please..
1: If trailer parks did not exist, would we have tornados?
2: Why do we never see money being collected from payphones? Yes we would still have Tornados but they would only hit the poorest places. 2. That is b/c they hire midgets wearing funny lil shoes to do it.:D
Originally posted by nacsracer27
1.why does pappy have so many quads that he never keps for more than a few months
2. when will the trx450r be out Pappy has severe Quadfever and it symptoms include rash decision making and color coordination. Sadly there is no cure:D
2. The trx450r will be available after Sept.10th.
Originally posted by ILGNCC400EX
When i get my 454 chevy moter in my 400 ex can i still run 4 stroke stock class....WEll the motor is ALL stock!! Only if you can manage to hide it in the stock 400ex engine cases:D
Chanman420q
08-27-2003, 12:46 PM
what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Originally posted by Chanman420q
what came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken
Chanman420q
08-27-2003, 12:54 PM
why am i here?
Originally posted by Chanman420q
why am i here? It is illegal to kill you that is why:D
sickmojave
08-27-2003, 12:57 PM
why is it called West By God Virginia?
Originally posted by sickmojave
why is it called West By God Virginia? You would have to live here to understand. Please do not waste my time with these silly questions;)
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
You couldn't afford it anyway Junior............:devil:
Jerry if she's soooo expensive why do u always complain that ur poor??? :eek2:
AtvMxRider
08-27-2003, 01:09 PM
West By God Virginia where the men are men and their daughters know it........:eek:
Chino
08-27-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
West By God Virginia where the men are men and their daughters know it........:eek:
and you would know from experience b/c of???? your wife forgets and sometimes says hey bro come over here and look at this?
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
West By God Virginia where the men are men and their daughters know it........:eek:
and how would u know???:ermm: :eek: when u were a little girl were u molested??
AtvMxRider
08-27-2003, 01:14 PM
Look it's twins.......:rolleyes:
Chino
08-27-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Look it's twins.......:rolleyes:
only time u will see twins to jerry cause ur wife'/sister only has one tet :blah:
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Look it's twins.......:rolleyes:
yeh my arse and ur face!
Rip_Tear
08-27-2003, 03:05 PM
I have but 1 question mighty Taco! Is colored diesel alright for my quad? Or just the regular stuff :p lmao!
yeh go put some dieslel in ur quad it'll add gobbs of power. Pick up a yeller powerband too i herd those are good too the old caddy's had em ;) :p
QuadJunkies
08-27-2003, 07:27 PM
OMG. this thread is hilarious......:p
Originally posted by UglyMotha™
sometimes i feel like a little school girl trapped in a mans body :o
You look like a little school girl..... :p
batgeek
08-27-2003, 08:16 PM
good stuff Taco :D
Dear Taco Bender.
How come when I fart, it raises dust?
Will Bradley still be a virgin at 30?
Taco
How much WD-40 should I put in my gas tank?
Originally posted by Rip_Tear
I have but 1 question mighty Taco! Is colored diesel alright for my quad? Or just the regular stuff :p lmao! Yes I run Diesel in my 400ex all the time, just ask the hatfield peeps, it smokes a lil but man she could pull a house down the trail:D
Originally posted by popo
Dear Taco Bender.
How come when I fart, it raises dust?
Will Bradley still be a virgin at 30? Your flatulence has such a high velocity due to the amount of day old donuts that you consume on a non-stop basis. And I believe Bradley lost his Virginity at Hatfield to the Urban Legend:D
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
West By God Virginia where the men are men and their daughters know it........:eek:
I always liked this version better....
West By God Virginia, where the men are men and so are the women. :eek2:
Originally posted by Meek
Taco
How much WD-40 should I put in my gas tank? 2.3 U.S. gallons you can also substitute ground up ju-ju-bees:D
Originally posted by MOFO
I always liked this version better....
West By God Virginia, where the men are men and so are the women. :eek2: I already told you pal get outta ma thread:macho :mad: :grr: :scary:
Originally posted by Taco
Yes I run Diesel in my 400ex all the time, just ask the hatfield peeps, it smokes a lil but man she could pull a house down the trail:D
smokes a little you say??? That damn thing smelled like a Greyhound Bus!!!
UglyMotha™
08-28-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by popo
You look like a little school girl..... :p
:mad: :cuss:
Runnin Dumb
08-28-2003, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by MOFO
smokes a little you say??? That damn thing smelled like a G
reyhound Bus!!!
Yeah, but you could always find him on the trails just by smell. PLUS, he killed alot of pesky insects.:D
k2-dawg
08-28-2003, 04:51 AM
Taco - Me & Motoman going to Reno this weekend, u interested???
wilkin250r
08-28-2003, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by k2-dawg
Taco - Me & Motoman going to Reno this weekend, u interested???
Rib cookoff.
Taco, who is playing at the rib cookoff this year?
AtvMxRider
08-28-2003, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by MOFO
I always liked this version better....
West By God Virginia, where the men are men and so are the women. :eek2:
HAHAHA yeah I like that one too.
Punk'd
08-28-2003, 09:47 AM
need 50grand can ya help me?:confused:
Originally posted by punk'd
need 50grand can ya help me?:confused: UHHHHH no:D
bradley300
08-28-2003, 02:43 PM
does my quad have powerbands on it? if not, who sells them the cheapest? are they hard to put on?how much do they cost? who's jealous because a stock 300ex was keeping pace with thier way tricked out z400?
how long does a chain slider ...slide?:confused2
sickmojave
08-28-2003, 02:51 PM
ok what's really in a can of spam:confused2
sportraxrider10
08-28-2003, 02:56 PM
how many times would a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?:devil:
Mr. Taco, Who's your daddy?:macho
AtvMxRider
08-28-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Chef
Mr. Taco, Whose your daddy?:macho
Now thats a tuff one. He may not be able to answer that one right away...........:devil:
Taco, Where do midgets come from? :eek2:
Originally posted by bradley300
who's jealous because a stock 300ex was keeping pace with thier way tricked out z400?
You talking to me ******!
Dear Dr.Taco
Will Red and Monkeyboy ever be friends?
Why do drive thru ATM's have Braille on them?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
How come Women claim they don't fart?
^:D ,.
& why do we park our cars & trucks in the driveway :confused:
jcv400ex
08-29-2003, 12:39 AM
Guys, guys, Taco said he was feeling helpful......TODAY as of 8/27/2003......not 2 days later! :p Maybe instead of a "Ask the Pro's" section we can have "Ask Taco" section!? Think about it!
Originally posted by jcv400ex
Guys, guys, Taco said he was feeling helpful......TODAY as of 8/27/2003......not 2 days later! :p Maybe instead of a "Ask the Pro's" section we can have "Ask Taco" section!? Think about it! Lol I never would have imagined that I would have gotten such a response:eek2:
Originally posted by popo
How come Women claim they don't fart?
That one i can answer....:o
It';s because they never leave their mouth closed long enough to build up pressure....http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/nanny_nanny.gif
Originally posted by Rico
That one i can answer....:o
It';s because they never leave their mouth closed long enough to build up pressure....http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/nanny_nanny.gif
damn! Thats a good one.. :D
Originally posted by Rico
That one i can answer....:o
It';s because they never leave their mouth closed long enough to build up pressure....http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/nanny_nanny.gif
LMFAO :D .
QuadJunkies
08-29-2003, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Rico
That one i can answer....:o
It';s because they never leave their mouth closed long enough to build up pressure....http://ricoracing.netfirms.com/Smilies/nanny_nanny.gif ROFL!!!!!! Rico,, you may have a valid point there.......:o
LOL, good one Rico!
You are one of the best members we have!
Ok, I said it...send me the $20 dollors now.........:D
Originally posted by SGA
LOL, good one Rico!
You are one of the best members we have!
Ok, I said it...send me the $20 dollors now.........:D
Who's the fat chick in your avatar Howie???:confused:
UglyMotha™
08-29-2003, 06:37 AM
is that babe balding :eek:
:blah:
AtvMxRider
08-29-2003, 09:25 AM
He looks like he has another guys hand on his *** from the looks of the expression on his face.........:devil:
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
He looks like he has another guys hand on his *** from the looks of the expression on his face.........:devil:
and he likes it :eek:
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
He looks like he has another guys hand on his *** from the looks of the expression on his face.........:devil:
And how would you know that? :uhoh:
AtvMxRider
08-29-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Chef
And how would you know that? :uhoh:
:eek: :grr:
Pappy
08-29-2003, 12:09 PM
explain this:confused2
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid76/p1144e9c0b4f9a6cdaacf5dee467a82e1/fb412a51.jpg
AtvMxRider
08-29-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
explain this:confused2
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid76/p1144e9c0b4f9a6cdaacf5dee467a82e1/fb412a51.jpg
Whats wrong with it?.................:devil:
Only thing I wanna know is where they firm?:D
batgeek
08-29-2003, 12:53 PM
is that Pappy reaching for that old lady's breast?
thats just wrong bro.:huh
Pappy
08-29-2003, 12:55 PM
she does look real:ermm: :eek:
AtvMxRider
08-29-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by batgeek
is that Pappy reaching for that old lady's breast?
thats just wrong bro.:huh
I don't see anything wrong with it..........:devil:
batgeek
08-29-2003, 01:21 PM
is it grey "down there" also? :eek2:
AtvMxRider
08-29-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by batgeek
is it grey "down there" also? :eek2:
:devil:
Originally posted by batgeek
is it grey "down there" also? :eek2: Thats just wrong man. wrong:huh
mad_mudder
06-29-2004, 10:00 AM
:confused:
wilkin250r
06-29-2004, 10:07 AM
Ok, we need to make a site rule. No resurrecting Taco's old threads. We don't want him getting a big head about himself...
:blah:
Cody_300ex
06-29-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Ok, we need to make a site rule. No resurrecting Taco's old threads. We don't want him getting a big head about himself...
:blah:
lmao! :p
sickmojave
06-29-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by mad_mudder
:confused:
:huh are you still waiting for the answer to this?
Originally posted by batgeek
is it grey "down there" also? :eek2:
Motoman440
06-29-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Ok, we need to make a site rule. No resurrecting Taco's old threads. We don't want him getting a big head about himself...
:blah:
I think he's done buried his head in the sand and not to be heard from again.
Pappy
06-29-2004, 11:10 AM
whats better....new coke or old coke:confused:
UglyMotha™
06-29-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Taco
:D
i just crapped myself :huh
UglyMotha™
06-29-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
whats better....new coke or old coke:confused:
are we talking about the beverage or................. :o
Originally posted by UglyMotha™
i just crapped myself :huh Old Coke from Pablo Escubar himself:devil:
wilkin250r
06-29-2004, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
whats better....new coke or old coke:confused:
I thought you were supposed to answer the old question, before you post a new one.
Oh, wait, that's the other thread...
Pappy
06-29-2004, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by UglyMotha™
are we talking about the beverage or................. :o
the beverage ofcourse:macho
Cody_300ex
06-29-2004, 02:07 PM
why do farts smell?
250rmike
06-29-2004, 09:38 PM
oh god not this thread again. how longs has this been going on and it was supposed to be for a day. now you guys are really making taco feel wanted;)
QuadJunkies
06-29-2004, 09:39 PM
thats wierd.. I just posted this thread in another topic.....:huh
LTandRaptorider
06-29-2004, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by QuadJunkies
thats wierd.. I just posted this thread in another topic.....:huh
I didn't want to say anything... me being the shy type... :o :)
jcv400ex
06-30-2004, 06:36 AM
LT if your shy......then I'm skinny! :blah:
Whoever brought this thread back......your grounded! Go to your room, no fourwheeler for 2 weeks! :mad:
Punk'd
07-03-2004, 01:01 AM
Im just curious Mr. Taco..
Are you still feeling helpful?
:blah:
Originally posted by Punk'd
Im just curious Mr. Taco..
Are you still feeling helpful?
:blah:
No go away
user101
07-03-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Taco
No go away
lmao
QuadJunkies
07-05-2004, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Taco
No go away DArn.....and here I had a question for ya too.......:(
redzoomer
07-05-2004, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by Taco
No go away
Gee Mr. Taco.... you sure are a grumpy old SOB!
LMAO :D :D
Toygirl
07-05-2004, 07:11 AM
Dear Mr. Taco,
I want to know how my dear Hernando is doing. You never sent me a pic or update me on his well-being. I'm afraid that if I do not hear from you within 7 days I am going to have to demand that he be returned and you pay child support. I feel that this is the only fair thing to do. I understand you have a sheep fetish but I better not hear of my little Hernando being abused.
Originally posted by Toygirl
Dear Mr. Taco,
I want to know how my dear Hernando is doing. You never sent me a pic or update me on his well-being. I'm afraid that if I do not hear from you within 7 days I am going to have to demand that he be returned and you pay child support. I feel that this is the only fair thing to do. I understand you have a sheep fetish but I better not hear of my little Hernando being abused. :eek: Taco! Do tell!
TheFontMaster
07-05-2004, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by SGA
:eek: Taco! Do tell!
Yes we must know the truth behind this story!
Originally posted by QuadJunkies
DArn.....and here I had a question for ya too.......:( There is an exception for you:D
Originally posted by Toygirl
Dear Mr. Taco,
I want to know how my dear Hernando is doing. You never sent me a pic or update me on his well-being. I'm afraid that if I do not hear from you within 7 days I am going to have to demand that he be returned and you pay child support. I feel that this is the only fair thing to do. I understand you have a sheep fetish but I better not hear of my little Hernando being abused. Lmgdao I ain't paying crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil:
AtvMxRider
07-05-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Taco
No go away
Don't take it out on us because you ain't got no job.................:blah:
QuadJunkies
07-05-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Taco
There is an exception for you:D ;) I better keep in "somewhat "clean......:o So tell me........you a Boxer or breifs kinda guy??:eek2: :devil:
Toygirl
07-05-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Taco
Lmgdao I ain't paying crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil:
Have it your way...I'm coming to get him then.
The story? Taco has this thing for sheep. I'll let yall figure out what it is he likes. A clue...he wanted some velcro gloves. I tried to talk him out of such horrific acts with the gentle little creatures but failed. So I gave him a little stuffed sheep the first time that I met him with a name tag "Hernando". I was hoping this would help him with his sickness by showing him how fragile and innocent they are. But now...after not hearing from him for a while...I feel that my little Hernanado has fallen into Taco's deep dark world. :grr:
QuadJunkies
07-05-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Toygirl
Have it your way...I'm coming to get him then.
The story? Taco has this thing for sheep. I'll let yall figure out what it is he likes. A clue...he wanted some velcro gloves. I tried to talk him out of such horrific acts with the gentle little creatures but failed. So I gave him a little stuffed sheep the first time that I met him with a name tag "Hernando". I was hoping this would help him with his sickness by showing him how fragile and innocent they are. But now...after not hearing from him for a while...I feel that my little Hernanado has fallen into Taco's deep dark world. :grr: Doh!!!!:eek: Taco.......you got some explainin to do!!!!:o
sickmojave
07-05-2004, 10:43 AM
Poor Hernanado :devil:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid99/p0f0e00914c5e8f1b5fe2ef7332994e7d/f9ecd6ec.jpg
user101
07-05-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by sickmojave
Poor Hernanado :devil:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid99/p0f0e00914c5e8f1b5fe2ef7332994e7d/f9ecd6ec.jpg
rotflmao
Rrider4life8
07-05-2004, 05:33 PM
:huh :huh :huh :confused:
mr taco, what do i have to do to get my site more members
jcv400ex
07-14-2004, 08:08 AM
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