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Pappy
08-26-2003, 08:56 AM
today has been filled with "one liner's" all day long:p


starts off this morning with my youngest sons first day of school......my wife tells him to get ready and he replies..."school will wait i have games to play":p


she gets him off the bus and asks how it was...he replies" was damn cool the bus even brought me home":eek:


lastly.....a fellow and his oversized friend enter my shop with a battery to be tested....i whip out my fancy tester and it reads good....the oversize friend comments that i didnt place a load on the battery. so being a good guy i walk my big tester over to the battery as im explaining to him that the newest testers we have are more acurate then most load testers on the market...he responds in a very smug way" well i am in the auto industry"......so keeping with todays one line responses i tell him..."good because im in the battery industry":devil:

and yes his battery was fine:p


sorry...just a lil humor i found funny:D
L.Vegas400
08-26-2003, 09:15 AM
you cant let someone like that get the better of you. those kind of people piss me off.

Originally posted by Pappy
...he responds in a very smug way" well i am in the auto industry"......so keeping with todays one line responses i tell him..."good because im in the battery industry":devil:
lil400exman
08-26-2003, 09:16 AM
only u pappy only u............:macho
brokeitin3
08-26-2003, 09:17 AM
bring that load tester to the hm ride. ill hook it to ricos nipples and juice him till they turn black. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Ryan
08-26-2003, 09:18 AM
LOL :p .
Glow Plug
08-26-2003, 09:33 AM
lol :D
p@iNn3ck
08-26-2003, 09:41 AM
That boy of yours is a regular comedian! Thats funny stuff!

And for the portly fellow and his friend.... you shoulda done like they asked and "dumped a load" on their battery..:devil:
Juggalo
08-26-2003, 09:55 AM
one liners are always the best!
toby400ex
08-26-2003, 12:18 PM
today was just a crappy day for me really :rolleyes:
08-26-2003, 01:00 PM
sounds better than a "FLAT-LINER" day ;)
Rip_Tear
08-26-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by "2-R's Rider"
sounds better than a "FLAT-LINER" day ;)

LMAO! I haven't heard much of anything funny today.... I love those 1 liners!
CowsBitePeople
08-26-2003, 05:42 PM
lmao:p
Foxyangel0425
08-27-2003, 07:32 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pappy
[B]today has been filled with "one liner's" all day long:p


starts off this morning with my youngest sons first day of school......my wife tells him to get ready and he replies..."school will wait i have games to play":p


she gets him off the bus and asks how it was...he replies" was damn cool the bus even brought me home":eek:


LOL your little one sounds to cute!
FourFiftyFour
08-27-2003, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by p@iNn3ck
That boy of yours is a regular comedian! Thats funny stuff!

And for the portly fellow and his friend.... you shoulda done like they asked and "dumped a load" on their battery..:devil:

HAHA i was gonna say the same thing! :p
Rastus
08-27-2003, 11:01 AM
she gets him off the bus and asks how it was...he replies" was damn cool the bus even brought me home" :eek:


HAHAHAHAHA. Funniest thing I've ever heard,lol.
Narly R
08-27-2003, 11:06 AM
LOL! thats funny stuff!:D
jay's 300
08-27-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Narly R
LOL! thats funny stuff!:D

yep! :p