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seven
08-19-2003, 05:04 AM
As I've Matured...






I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All
you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people
are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it
only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how
you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after
you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the
sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between
genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are
taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just
never go away. And the real pains in the *** are permanent.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not, that's just tough.................

FourFiftyFour
08-19-2003, 05:08 AM
hahaha a lot of that is true

zarquon442
08-19-2003, 05:08 AM
LMGDAO Thanks. I needed that :D

dragr13
08-19-2003, 05:10 AM
i've learned that your attitude about yourself determines the attitude that others will have toward you.

i've learned that when you meet new people, the majority of them feel the same way as you, and are merely trying to get your attention and impress you. if you listen to whatever crap someone has to say and act interested without being judgemental, they will like you. no questions asked.

seven
08-19-2003, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by dragr13
i've learned that your attitude about yourself determines the attitude that others will have toward you.

i've learned that when you meet new people, the majority of them feel the same way as you, and are merely trying to get your attention and impress you. if you listen to whatever crap someone has to say and act interested without being judgemental, they will like you. no questions asked.


:eek: I think somebody has some issues. I just thought it was funny. But if it will make you feel better i will give you a BIG HUG!

TheOneYouHate
08-19-2003, 08:06 AM
LMAO:p Thats pretty good:macho