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89'350RX
08-18-2003, 10:50 AM
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO (the axe man) notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

CHAUNCY
08-18-2003, 11:08 AM
hehehe:D

4wheelboy
08-18-2003, 11:24 AM
hhaha thats awsome
:devil:

Chino
08-18-2003, 12:40 PM
That one is pretty good lol :blah:

400exrules
08-18-2003, 12:42 PM
LMAO! i wish someone would give me $300 for leanin on a wall:blah:

CowsBitePeople
08-18-2003, 01:52 PM
OMFGLMAO

Rip_Tear
08-18-2003, 02:43 PM
sweet, I just found my new job! Got to office buildings just hang around and if anyone asks how much you make just say $300!