Stock Advice.......

[nakomis0]

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.:D

[nakomis0]

Must of been beer day in my email box......

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than be
selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend
time
with his friends." Ernest Hemingway
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny
Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
Stephen
Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin
Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
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And, saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of
Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to
his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like
this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the
same
way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a
faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after
a few beers." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW, we should all go out and have a cold one.

[CHAUNCY]

:eek2:

[ghost_ryder]

jack handy is the man :blah:

[JOEX]

I've been investing in empty beer cans for years.......:macho :blah: