Foxyangel0425
08-12-2003, 08:33 AM
Women Drivers!!
>
> Driving to the office this morning on the
> Interstate, I looked over to
> my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
> doing 65 mph with
> her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on
> her eyeliner!
>
> I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
> back she was
> halfway over in my lane, still working on her damn
> makeup! I'm a man,
> but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric
> shaver, which knocked the
> donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
> trying to straighten
> out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my
> cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the
> coffee between my legs,
> splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins," ruined
> the damn phone, put
> out my cigarette, and disconnected an important
> call!
>
> DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
>
> Driving to the office this morning on the
> Interstate, I looked over to
> my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
> doing 65 mph with
> her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on
> her eyeliner!
>
> I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
> back she was
> halfway over in my lane, still working on her damn
> makeup! I'm a man,
> but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric
> shaver, which knocked the
> donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
> trying to straighten
> out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my
> cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the
> coffee between my legs,
> splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins," ruined
> the damn phone, put
> out my cigarette, and disconnected an important
> call!
>
> DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!