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Guy400
08-10-2003, 02:08 PM
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.

TheArkansasman said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest knife in
the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama and West Virginia.
Chef
08-10-2003, 02:11 PM
LMAO:D
sickmojave
08-10-2003, 02:21 PM
http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/firemad.gif
Bad Habit
08-10-2003, 02:25 PM
I always heard the way to give a redneck a vasectomy was to just kick his sister in the mouth.:D :eek: :D
TheRedRebel17
08-10-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by sickmojave
http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/firemad.gif

Im with this dude:scary:
CowsBitePeople
08-10-2003, 02:29 PM
OMG LMFAO!!
AtvMxRider
08-10-2003, 02:36 PM
Oh chit that was funny. LMGDAO:) :blah:
stupid driver
08-10-2003, 02:51 PM
roflmfao :D :D :D
Striker49
08-10-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Guy400
This procedure also works in EAST Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama and West Virginia.


That chit wont work on this side of the state. We're better edumacated and dont marry our cousins. :blah:
4wheelboy
08-10-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by TheRedRebel17
Im with this dude:scary:

hahaha:eek:
crazybuffalo
08-10-2003, 03:06 PM
lmao as a redneck i should be offended by this but its just so d*** funny:D
Guy400
08-10-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Yellow416ex
I always heard the way to give a redneck a vasectomy was to just kick his sister in the mouth.:D :eek: :D No, that's how you circumcise them. Wait a minute, Ben has a sister:eek: :uhoh:
cheetah
08-10-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Striker49
That chit wont work on this side of the state. We're better edumacated and dont marry our cousins. :blah:

NORTH EAST Kentucky.:grr:


:blah:
WEEZIL
08-10-2003, 03:14 PM
dont you mean monkeyboy vasectomy
:scary:
markeg192
08-10-2003, 03:16 PM
In Arkansas if a man and a woman get a divorce are they still brotherand sister?
Guy400
08-10-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by WEEZIL
dont you mean monkeyboy vasectomy
:scary: You're going to 'git kikkd n da durt pile' for that comment. You better pray Monkeyboy or Slapnutz don't see this thread :eek:
ILGNCC400EX
08-10-2003, 03:30 PM
!!!LMAO!!! Gee......I hope that Jeff and Rico don't read this :D !!LMAO!! i Laughed for at least 5 minutes!!! :D
Woodsrider
08-10-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Striker49
That chit wont work on this side of the state. We're better edumacated and dont marry our cousins. :blah:


Don't you know it's a sin to have children out of wedlock:D
Diedrich
08-10-2003, 07:06 PM
im a redneck from kentucky but that was still funny..im from western ky..all the marrying cousin stuff is over in the eastern part of the state
sparks400
08-10-2003, 07:40 PM
im a redneck from davie florida, and that was funny as hell ive heard it before, but u got everyone else goin haha, i dont think thats right, marry ur cousin, thats nasty
Evo8
08-10-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by sickmojave
http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/big/firemad.gif

I'm liking the big angry face lol
Punk'd
08-10-2003, 09:44 PM
sickmojave haha like ur mad face lmao!!!!!
SGA
08-11-2003, 02:51 AM
Well I think that
oh, nevermind...........:chinese:
sickmojave
08-11-2003, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by SGA
Well I think that
oh, nevermind...........:chinese:


and you guy are picking on Arkansas :huh :huh :huh
Ben
08-11-2003, 06:32 AM
:scary: :cuss: At least we don't have thugs driving their hoopty rides into ATM machines in the ghetto at all hours of the night :mad:
Tommy 17
08-11-2003, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Striker49
That chit wont work on this side of the state. We're better edumacated and dont marry our cousins. :blah:

yah man u don't marry ur cousins... u marry ur sisters:eek: :eek2: :o