Foxyangel0425
08-08-2003, 03:20 AM
Sorry guys......but this is to funny not to share ladies. :devil: ;) :D
The insightful knowledge that I SHOULD have shared with my daughters when
they were adolescents.............
1. You can only change a man when he's in a diapers. After that don't
waste your efforts.
2. If your husband walks-out the door ... slam it and set the deadbolt.
3. If they put one man on the moon why wouldn't it be a good idea to put
them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. You can't make a fool of a man ... men are do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are
too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
The insightful knowledge that I SHOULD have shared with my daughters when
they were adolescents.............
1. You can only change a man when he's in a diapers. After that don't
waste your efforts.
2. If your husband walks-out the door ... slam it and set the deadbolt.
3. If they put one man on the moon why wouldn't it be a good idea to put
them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. You can't make a fool of a man ... men are do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are
too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.