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danney f
07-29-2003, 07:24 PM
One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FITH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUCYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said,"You are even better that the THREE MUSKETEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.

07-29-2003, 07:33 PM
ive seen that in a pic before:o

danney f
07-29-2003, 07:34 PM
yea, I got it off of a key chain, thought it was kind of funny:rolleyes: